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There’s a list going around South Park High ranking the senior boys from “totally hot to totally not”. It’s like a memento from their childhood - only this time, it’s a lot more cruel. Three particular blondes who rank at the very bottom of the list know this better than anyone.
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Tweek Tweak doesn’t really care that he’s seated third to last in the ranking of the senior boys’ looks. He figures the attention that the top ten boys are currently receiving would be way too much pressure for him anyways. He’s fine. Or he would be - if it weren’t for his parents' reaction to the list.
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Kenny McCormick is aware that he’s not everyone’s “cup of tea”. Second to last on the list? He’s not too surprised. He only cares about one certain girl’s opinion of him anyways. Except now, he’s starting to worry that he’s not good enough for someone like her.
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Marjorine Stotch does not belong on the list. She knows this, because the list is clearly titled, “South Park Senior Boys”. Marjorine is not a boy. Yet, here she is, ranked in dead last on a list that she shouldn’t even be on. She may not usually be one for confrontation, but something is telling her that she needs to find out who made this list…- Language:
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01 Aug 2025