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    “Oh god, don’t tell me I’ve forgotten my own girlfriend or something.” Yuji grabs his own head in distress. “Please, please tell me she’s tall with a big butt.”

    “More like boyfriend.” Kugisaki scoffs before she can think better.

    Gojo scratches his chin. “At least he’s got one of those traits.”

    “Boyfriend?” Yuji drops his hands off his head and blinks helplessly at them all. “I have a boyfriend?”

    The answer is no. It would be a very easy thing to clear up. Kugisaki knows that’s what any decent person would do. But then she looks at Gojo. One corner of his mouth keeps twitching, ghosting the most conspiratorially wicked smile she’s ever seen. She presses her lips together, hiding her own evil grin. There was something in Yuji’s voice that caught her off guard. Something… hopeful.


    Yuji hits his head and while most of his memory remains intact, he's forgotten someone very important. A certain Fushiguro Megumi who he was definitely not dating before the concussion. Though, that small detail would never stop Kugisaki from spreading a little bit of false information in the pursuit of an incredible prank. Or it would have been an incredible prank if only things didn't get so... out of hand. 

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    28 Jan 2026

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    That’s the thing about having sex with someone who has a stamina of a fucking horse. You either pass out, or you wish you had.

    (Or: Virgin jock vs experienced twink. Who will win?)

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    27 Jan 2026

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    “Who are you?!” Yuuta asks, panic rising in his chest.

    The stranger before him blinks, then speaks in gentle tone. “Hi, Yuuta. I’m Toge.” He smiles softly. “I’m your husband… from the future.”

    Yuuta stares. He says what?

    Or,

    On one bizarre morning, Yuuta wakes up to a man who claims he’s come to make Yuuta’s life better.
    But, there are two problems:
    1. Yuuta thinks his life is fine.
    2. He has absolutely no idea who this man is.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Kaiser has never looked more off, and it was almost christmas.
    - in which Isagi does silly things in attempt to make their holiday more special.

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    16 Apr 2025

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    He thought he was finally starting to get the picture. He was finally starting to see underneath that damn mask, behind those irritating words and actions, the real him. But he was wrong.

    So incredibly, painfully fucking wrong.

    Isagi isn't only skilled at reading the field—he's always had a knack for reading people too. At least, that's what he thought until he met the most insufferable soccer genius to have ever existed: Michael Kaiser. Kaiser, who's been harassing Isagi and getting in his way since day one; Kaiser, who beyond all doubt could've been nothing more than a simple, arrogant, self-centered asshole; Kaiser, who despite all of that, he can't stop thinking about for some goddamn reason—he can't stop his feelings of hatred, entangling with both awe and curiosity, and he can't stop the chain of events that he set off spiraling out of control, all leading up to a reality darker than anything he ever encountered before: the bitter truth behind the naked emperor.


    Canon divergence playing after Ubers. They gotta drag each other through their issues first before they can work them out one by one.

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