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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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06 Jan 2026
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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05 Jan 2026
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don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by emonlispenardstreet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.
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27 Dec 2025
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There's no real chill way for Thomas to tell him that he thinks about everything, all the time, so he doesn't. Luckily, Johnny saves them both from having to endure an awkward silence.
“I think it's going to be easier this year anyway,” Johnny shrugs, leaning down to rifle through the backpack he'd dropped at his feet when he sat next to Thomas a few minutes before.
“Yeah? Why is that?” Thomas asks, genuinely curious.
“Because you're here."
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the perils of growing up, falling in love, and figuring out who you've always been meant to be to be while navigating the pressure cooker of an 82 game (and then some) NHL season.
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26 Dec 2025
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Carlos Alcaraz, at 26, has spent seven years building his reputation as a male nanny. His multilingual skills and musical background have helped him succeed in a field where male nannies are uncommon. When his agency contacts him about a new position, they hadn’t given much detail. Just that a wealthy, single father - Jannik Sinner - needs a full-time nanny for his two children and the pay is exceptional.
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24 Dec 2025