3 Works by vystique
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The Admiral is a rather odd name for a cat. by vystique
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Jun 2026
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“Who the hell is The Admiral?” Martin asked.
“Who the hell took a piss on the carpet?” Melanie adlibbed.
“What the hell kind of person are you talking about?” Basira added.
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a silly crackfic in which Jon forgets that his co-workers do not know The Admiral
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a statement regarding... a woke avatar of the flesh? by vystique
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 May 2026
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a statement in which the statement giver, after a rather negative experience regarding transphobes, encounters a strange person who offers to help alleviate them of their dysphoria
this fic is based off of a running joke i have with a friend of mine ;)
rating is for swearing and mild body horror
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the ignominious demise of mr. lukas’s bank account by vystique for fifi_kittycat
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Apr 2026
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martin, getting tired of the shit he has to put up with, uses peter lukas’s money to buy himself top surgery.
rating is for swearing