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He isn’t quite sure how he ends up in his car, keys in the engine, a low thrum beneath his fingertips on the steering wheel. Disappointment settles in his stomach, nauseatingly thick as he swallows the product of his hypersalivation.
“Fuck,” he whispers, as if juvenile frustration could do anything for him now. His hands curl, first around the wheel and then into fists which slam against it. He feels dull and lifeless in a way that he does not often feel like unless he is thinking about his father, or the current political climate, or when his phone is lifeless and he has no choice but to sit with his own thoughts. But Abed is expecting him, and so he stuffs every crushing thought into the pit in his chest and shifts the car into drive.
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or: Jeff has a rough night. Abed notices.
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Time loop version of Epidemiology where Abed kills Troy by biting him and has to relive the day over and over again. Secretly, this might be Geothermal Escapism!
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“Promise me, Troy. Promise me you won’t go.” There is a crazed look in his eyes, and he knows it.
“Okay,” Troy promises. “Okay.” It is so immediate, so calm- more gentle than Abed deserves. He says it like it is nothing, but it is everything.
“Okay,” Abed breathes. He lets Troy lead them back to his bunk, tuck him under the covers, and slide his own body underneath the sheets.
“I love you,” Troy whispers, and Abed pretends he doesn’t hear.
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Peter Parker’s Unreliable Guide to Getting Adopted by weaselly
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Apr 2024
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Peter has so many questions. The first of them being, Gotham? The second one comes in the form of a realization, and that is that Dave does not know who Spider-Man is.
The third, Peter discovers as he reaches into his suit, and it is that he does not know where that Infinity Stone went.
He is so fucked.
(updates every other friday- ON BRIEEF HIATUS, will resume shortly)
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On the screen, the camera pans down as they introduce the contestants. Mary, on her 3rd day winning streak, is a dowdy teacher type. Center stage is occupied by a graying man with loopy handwriting named Auggie. And all the way to the right is…
Evan.
Damn.
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One night when Eddie can't sleep, he discovers the hottest Jeopardy contestant of all time (objectively). With the "help" of his team and his fairly good working knowledge of Twitter, they devise a plan to get Evan (from Jeopardy) to slide into Eddie's DMs. It works surprisingly well.
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20 Nov 2025
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There’s mud on his hands. There’s mud on his hands and he has to dig deeper, quicker, because Eddie is forty feet beneath him and surely he can’t breathe because the well is gone and Eddie is gone and Buck can’t follow him.
“Eddie,” his throat feels raw, the words wrong to his ears, “Eddie.”
“Yeah,” Eddie says, holding onto him, “I'm right here, Buck, I’m right here.”
“I can’t—” Buck breaks off, his trembling, dirty hand in the air and Eddie must understand because he takes Buck's hand without question and pulls it to his chest, right over his heart.
{or five times Buck needs to feel Eddie's heartbeat and the one time Eddie needs to feel his}
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Bookmarked by selly (weaselly)
19 Nov 2025
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Angry with Eddie’s decision to move away, Helena casts a spell to force him to come back to El Paso … to come back home. But Eddie refuses to give into her manipulation. He’s determined to make his own home in Los Angeles at the 118, even if he has to be a girl to do it.
Unfortunately, he didn’t factor in the complication of being partnered to one Evan Buckley who immediately takes a liking to girl-Eddie and doesn’t seem to know how to take no for an answer.
Bookmarked by selly (weaselly)
17 Nov 2025
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She turns to Eddie and says something else, but Buck is busy fighting the headrush he gets at the sound of Ana Flores calling Eddie and Christopher 'the boys'. Like they belong to her already.
God, what’s wrong with him? What is this?
or, eddie cooks, chris domesticates a slug, and buck tries to figure out why he hates his best friend's girlfriend. to everyone's immense shock and surprise, it goes badly.
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Bookmarked by selly (weaselly)
11 Oct 2025
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Eddie pauses. “What’s wrong? Was the bakery closed already?”
Buck’s left thigh seizes. He laughs to disguise the whimper in his voice. He aches. He wants. He wants.
“No, nothing, man,” Buck huffs. The extra air makes his voice sound stronger than it is. He inhales deeply. “Nothing’s wrong. I have the bread, I’m on my way back, just…”
“Traffic?”
Sort of, Buck almost says.
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Buck is in a car accident. He knows he's going to die. He calls Eddie, just to hear his voice again.
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- Part 1 of Oh, baby
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27 Sep 2025
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oh my god??????????? this is genuinely killer god author inwould kill to pick your brain the way you convey emotion grgrggrrr i am salivating (positive)