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Never Not Mine by somethingfunnybubbly
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
14 Sep 2025
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Penelope's poker face dissolves with every sip of wine she takes watching her cousin sit on Colin Bridgerton's lap. Should she kill Marina, Colin, or both?
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08 Jan 2026
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Tiger Stripes by lixabiz for Stillpink, murderbymushrooms
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
09 Aug 2024
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He didn’t like to admit it, but the truth was he’d always had a thing for her boobs. It started a couple of years before the Yellow Bra Incident, back when Penelope had just turned thirteen and started growing them. Which, of course, coincided with Colin, at the time fifteen-going-on-sixteen, becoming obsessed with breasts. Not hers in particular, just breasts in general, but… well, Penelope was a little plump. Which meant her budding breasts were a little plump as well. She had developed earlier and faster than his sister, who remained a beanpole for many years yet.
He was very good at compartmentalising, it turned out.
Pen was his little sister’s bestie, yes; but Pen’s breasts were an entirely different thing altogether.
(aka the AU where Penelope becomes an instagram lingerie model and Colin loses his mind.)
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08 Jan 2026
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Madeleines by somethingfunnybubbly
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
21 Sep 2025
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Colin and Penelope are at her mother's house while she's not home, looking for the madeleine tin Penelope left there so she can bake biscuits for her favourite guy, you know, platonically. But then Portia returns home unexpectedly and they find themselves hiding in a tiny pantry, exploring some less than platonic feelings...
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07 Jan 2026
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The Sweetest Plum by somethingfunnybubbly for ontheseashore
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
27 Sep 2025
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Just a couple of givers, these two. How sweet.
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- Part 1 of Fruits & Flowers
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07 Jan 2026
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Red Lips and Rosy Cheeks by somethingfunnybubbly
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
17 Oct 2025
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Penelope loves Colin. Colin loves Penelope. But they are oblivious idiots about it. As time, unfortunate events and misunderstandings drive them apart, they find themselves on opposite sides of the world, miserable, each convinced the other has moved on.
Then, one day Penelope publishes a book that contains her true feelings for Colin, convinced it will never see the light of day. Colin does read it though. Oh boy does he. He reads the shit out of it.
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07 Jan 2026