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“Good luck breaking the news to your family that we’re not really dating.”
“Well…” Jisung drums his fingers on the steering wheel. “What if I didn’t?”
Minho blinks. “You’re not suggesting—”
“You’d have a place to stay for free, as long as you want,” Jisung interjects quickly. “Free food, anything you need. I’ll set you up with Hyunjin. My parents—did you see how happy they were for me? My mom already loves you! If we just… just go along with it, a-at least until Christmas, everyone’s happy, right?”
(in which lonely novelist Minho falls for Jisung through a dating app and flies across the country to surprise him for the holidays—only to find out Jisung looks nothing like his photos. Minho lets himself become trapped in a web of lies, somehow growing dangerously fond of his catfisher-slash-fake-boyfriend along the way.)
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30 Jul 2023
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Minho sighs, running a hand through his hair. “Look, I had no idea you worked here, but this doesn’t have to be weird. Don’t make it weird.”
“What doesn’t have to be weird?” Jisung presses. “Why are you here?”
“I’m teaching a ballet class.” He wiggles his hands in the air unenthusiastically. “Surprise.”
“You’re teaching—” Jisung pinches the bridge of his nose. Of course.
Of course the instructor of the ballet class he just signed his daughter up for is the amazing one night stand who won't leave his mind. The guy who works at a fucking sex shop and had Jisung tied up in his bed over the weekend.
Fucking hell.
(in which — between frequent hook-ups and his daughter's endless adoration for her new dance teacher — Jisung is screwed.)
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30 Jul 2023
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Prince Yoongi has never been touched.
Adviser Jungkook wants to touch so badly.
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23 Apr 2023
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There are a couple of things Minho knows for sure in life: cats are the best creatures in existence, food tastes better when you eat it with someone, and he is in love with Han Jisung.
He and Jisung are just friends, though. Best friends, even, but even best friends don't cross certain lines. Lines such as helping each other masturbate.
And yet, Minho finds himself kneeled on an unfamiliar bed in front of Jisung, with his hand in his friend’s underwear, trying to ignore the way his heart is about to jump right out of his chest while Jisung pants in his hot ear. He might have made a big mistake, but he reminds himself that he’s doing this for Jisung.
The only thing he has to do is keep his feelings under control, keep things impersonal. Easy, right?Right?
OR: When Minho tries to distract Jisung from his tedious and boring job and help him relax, Jisung asks Minho to help him get off. Minho agrees and they end up in a friends-with-benefits arrangement. Minho tries to keep things impersonal and hide his feelings for Jisung, but he starts slipping up more and more.
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26 Feb 2023
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Minho and Jisung are sick and tired of being virgins. There's an obvious solution to that.
or: Two best friends decide that it only makes sense to lose their virginity together. What doesn't make sense is the way they can't seem to keep their hands off each other after that.
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18 Feb 2023