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“Smiles drank my drink” Angel’s eyes were on Alastor’s struggling form as he spoke, wide, briefly turning just to look at the mostly empty glass now being inspected by Niffty, sniffed by Husk, the bartender rearing back in disgust as if his nostrils had been burned “bathrooms the only thing in that direction an he’s covered in blood clawin at himself like he can’t fuckin breathe—Charlie!” Angel grabbed her shoulders, forcing her attention to land on him “Alastor drank my drink!!”
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- Part 1 of Laced
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08 Apr 2026
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Sure, her father appeared happier, but he was always good at putting on a brave face when he was at his lowest, determined to never upset Charlie. She was old enough now to see past it, know he was hiding a lot more. He had to be, because they were on much better terms now than they used to be, so why wouldn't he tell Charlie his exact method for a restful sleep? It only made her worry more, and no amount of impromptu happy dances from Lucifer, or mornings spent relaxing instead of working on daily repairs, was going to appease that.
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In which Charlie is worried that Lucifer has resorted to unsafe methods in order to have nightmare free sleep, and she gets proven pleasantly wrong.
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- Part 3 of Midnight Remedy
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22 Mar 2026
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Alastor gave a put upon sigh. “We agreed to participate in one of our dearest Charlotte’s trust building exercises. Which is why we have been abandoned by the side of the road at the opposite end of the city.”
“Right, right,” Lucifer said, head bobbing.
The deer arched a brow. “Well, if you recall now, please go ahead and share the rest of the assignment.”
“Uh…”
Words flashed across Vox’s screen from where he stood just behind Alastor. Lucifer tried not to smirk as he read aloud, “Charlie wants us to make it back to the hotel without using our powers, money, intimidation, or violence.”
Alastor’s other brow shot up to join the first.
More words appeared. “Ha ha, ha, gotcha bitch! What?! Don’t read that part! Oh, fu–”
Lucifer was left without his impromptu teleprompter when Alastor sent Vox flying with one of his shadow tentacles.
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Established AppleMedia, in which trust is lost, driving lessons are had, and Alastor winds up in Air Jail.
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16 Mar 2026
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"Tell me what flowers we're bringing to your mother this week."
Alastor raises an eyebrow, amusement sparkling in his eyes, "Since when was it we?"
Valentino pretends to think, "Around the one year mark, and we're far past that now. Stop avoiding the question."
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In which Alastor catches the bus once a week to visit his mother and Valentino is his bus driver who may or may not have a massive crush on him. (Spoiler, he does)
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- Part 49 of Valastor Shorts
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03 Mar 2026
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Promised Words, Promised Worlds by lashworthe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Nov 2025
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Set after the ending of the SVSSS novel.
Liu Qingge sees how happy Shen Qingqiu is in his marriage to the demon lord. He knows the battle for the Qing Jing Peak Lord's heart is lost but he cannot help but promise to be there for his shixiong should he ever need him.
Then a mysterious rift opens up and a familiar voice calls for help, Liu Qingge dives into a new world and finds a man named Shen Yuan. Trapped in a world without cultivators, Liu Qingge must depend on this strangely familiar mortal if he ever wants to return home.
(Basically, post-canon LQG reverse transmigrates to a modern world and meets Cucumber-bro. Shenanigans follow.)
Written for Liushen Week 2023!
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18 Feb 2026