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I promise:
1. To try NOT to get drunk the night before our wedding
2. To wait patiently for Matt to walk down the aisle - because it will be awesome
3. To write and memorise my vows
4. To not glare at our guests when it is asked if there are any objections
5. To let Warlock give his best man speech without interruptions – that means comments, eye rolls, snorts or laughing
6. To give a thank you speech after the Best Men speeches
7. To not duck out with my fellow cops to the bar downstairs for a few whiskeys
8. To not duck out to the bar when it is time for our first dance
9. To attend some lessons for the first dance with Matt
10. To be nice to Holly
11. To be pleasant to whomever Lucy decides to bring as a date
12. To not whinge about the tux and shoes
13. TO AVOID ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE ME BLEED – until after our honeymoon. That means robberies, murders, bombings etc
14. And yes, Matt IS having a honeymoon!
Remember this is Matt’s FIRST wedding and it is going to be AWESOME because Matt intends this to be his ONLY wedding.
In return I get to fuck Matt into the mattress on our wedding night and on our honeymoon and at home ….