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Your life is full of random shit. There's always something happening. But that's how you planned it right?
Your best friend is hopeless when it comes to having actual crushes. He acts all cocky, but he has no fucking clue how to deal with crushes. Your brother is the same way, except he just brushes you off. Your friends throw insane parties and are prone to awful injuries that should've killed them, but everyone's still alive somehow. You're also pretty sure your neighbours are cops...