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sO KirrUmm was cleanning teh kitkenn eweey from otehr peeps???? Bc like,,,, she didnt ant to be bothereeeeddd?,,,
aNYWAYZ OUMPALOompa tHrew himself thRewww the dourr and sCREEEEEEEEEd:
"kILOMMMMIIIITERR wHERES ME PANTA" kurrimimi gLa red at the tINY mSnnn and saiid:
"bOI IF YOU DONT GET OUTTA HERE IMMA CLEEN U" oumoum turned drAMITICALLY TOWAAARDS kIIIIrumiiiii aND sed:::
"yOU CANT MAKE ME M O M!!!1one!" Keeroomi was TRIGGERJRED!!!!1! sHe pickedd up her magikk nyoom broooom and sWEPT hIM UP,,, and he felll unto le ground
The Ouppa is DED
KNYOOOOOmi Sat onn Her MAGIKK nYoom bruooom and fLEWWW AWAY INTO THE SKYYYYYYYY,, and hineko saw her and,, like seeid:
"that mai job thoooooooo" and a sinlge teer was sheddeded that day
Soon Paint tOOL sai shimmy shammied right into that ruum and gASPEDDD
"my boyyy is dED" and he craid lOUDLY
aND THE DED ALERT BLAREEEEDDDDDDD and monkeycorner caid:::
"LMAO THERES A DED GUY INVESTIGATE THE SCENEE OR IMMA GET UUUU" and dey did
but wut they didnt kno whas that nyooma was sTRONK
hE WASNET DED
oumo lEAPED into le air and did a majestic backflipp be4 he jumped intoo Soyhara's armss and said:
"LMAO U THOUGHT I WAS DED" everyone gaSPED
"BAE" said Bill sai the detective guy
"wOT IN TARNATION" bankaede shouted
EveRyone was aMAZENED BC THE OUMS WASNT DED
But den keybee saiid:
"how are u not ded humans dye after they r kIILed" rooma flipped his octopus hair in keyboards face
"im too memey to diee" and then he dabbed
but thEN eVERYONE started to dab BuT tHEY COULdnt help iT
they caught the dabspair diseese
they never stopped dabbing
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