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Contrary to Belief by glimcold
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Mar 2017
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Summary
Wade makes for a funny sight with his arms straight up in the air, those baby blues like saucers, and his Captain America boxers tented despite the threat of death. And, of course, he still manages to run his mouth. “Y’know, I’ve been dreaming of the day I got to see those web shooters in bed, but-”
Peter’s aim is steady even as his head swims as it finally sinks in that he slept with this idiot. “How did you know?” he demands, voice much steadier than he expected it to be.
“Well, you see, I was at Hellhouse looking for a job - I’ll spare you the details - but I was there, and there was a job listing for killing you. Suddenly the writer was like ‘Hey, do you want to get laid by Spidey and get a cat in the process?’ and I was like-”
“The who said what now?”
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An old lady dies, setting off a seemingly random chain of events. (It's not really all that random, Peter's just the only one who still hasn't figured out what's going on.)