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user seungdad created a group chat
user seungdad has added seungmom, tyranochan, sehoneyj, d0hanse, babybyung, and thugbunny to the group chat
user seungdad has renamed the chat 2ND COMEBACK IS COMING!!!!
user thugbunny has renamed the chat BITCHES WE MADE IT
seungmom: subin watch your language!!!!
d0hanse: yeah subin watch your fucking language
seungmom: gdi hanse
babybyung: hi guys!!!! ヾ(＾∇＾)
sehoneyj: eyoooo
thugbunny: this should be good
tyranochan: should we bet on how many times the parents say something mildly gay and deny it for forever afterwards
seungdad: should we bet on how many times chan cries over b2st
tyranochan: excuse me
seungdad: oh sorry
seungdad: *highlight
seungdad: its gonna take me a while
tyranochan: i just gotta support my babes
tyranochan: i hope they’re always happy!!! wowo
thugbunny: and we thought he couldn’t get gayer
sehoneyj: but you’re dating that gay piece of crap
thugbunny: never said i didn’t love that gay piece of crap
tyranochan: <3333 love you too
babybyung: d’aww you guys are so cute (*´∇｀*)
d0hanse: barf
seungdad: two straight boys, two very different reactions
d0hanse: y’all know i just have a thing w romance not gay
sehoneyj: we know.
d0hanse: yep
seungmom: who’s gonna cook dinner
thugbunny: me and hanse were gonna
seungmom: byungchan sejun can you do the dishes?
babybyung: yes sir!!!!
sehoneyj: yea sure
d0hanse: have you guys seen my blue notebook
d0hanse: i have the black one but not the blue and i need this one
babybyung: i haven’t im sorry!!!!! :-( hope u find it!!!!~
d0hanse: it’s chill omf byungchan you’re so extra
sehoneyj: you left it in my room.
d0hanse: oh chill thanks
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private chat between d0hanse and seungdad
d0hanse: is sejun mad at me
d0hanse: it seems like it
seungdad: what do you mean
seungdad: how is he seeming pissed
d0hanse: he’s using punctuation
seungdad: oh
seungdad: shit
seungdad: i’ll talk to him