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[A blurred hand blocks the camera as it is jiggled into position, then pulls back to reveal a 20ish something blonde in a vibrant pink hoodie]
Well it’s day 1150 of singledom and I hope that he who shall never be named again walks in front of the proverbial bus and is splattered into tomato sauce. Urgh, whatever. Coffee shop guy has disappeared off to a new job, so that was two months of lusting wasted. On the upside, there was a moving van outside of the building today. Looks like I’ll be getting neighbours again, hope they’re better than the last lot. Hopefully next time I’ll have more interesting news to report, until then this is SolitaryRose signing off.
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