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There are two new guys in your apartment block.
They’re hot. Maybe a bit old—over thirty, you guess—but they are the kind of men people always compare to fine wine, getting better with age and all that crap. And Johnny Depp is still a hot piece of ass, too, and he’s practically ancient so, yes. The two new guys are hot. Pretty tall, too, especially the one with the long hair. He’s a fucking giant, around 6’4”, and you feel like you’re getting a crick in your neck whenever you meet him in the elevator and you have a bit of small talk and you look up to look him in the eyes, because your Daddy taught you to be polite. The other one’s a bit smaller, but that still means he’s fucking tall, so.