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1. No Cause for Alarm Clocks by HJ Bender by GO_Library_archivist

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Sep 2005

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley
   • Aziraphale
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Humor
   • Mild Language
   • Exhibitionism

   Summary

   A short story detailing one of Crowley’s infernal household gadgetries, and why he’ll never have sex in front of it ever again.

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   English

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