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    Johnny Joestar has never been this offended in his entire life. Not when Gyro had worn that garish shade of blue on his lips for a week straight. Not when Diego had anointed himself as the Best Johnny Ever Had on a drunken night out (which he wasn't and Johnny made sure he knew that by throwing his drink in Diego’s face. Johnny was petty like that). But Johnny Joestar was deeply, morally offended at the sybian machine that was relentlessly mocking him in the corner of his boyfriend and his' shared bedroom as he -

    Wait, scratch that - a what?

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