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[sunflower-hyung] 12:47 pm
it must be L-O-V-E, 200 percent sure of that~
[sushie hoshie] 12:48 pm
dokyeomie are you listening to akmu again
[sunflower-hyung] 12:48 pm
i want you really i mean really
[sunflower-hyung] 12:49 pm
strUPIDAPDOO TOO DOO DOOOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOO
[sushie hoshie] 12:50 pm
hyung
[sunflower-hyung] 12:54 pm
I LOVE AKMU
[sunflower-hyung] 12:55 pm
i can't believe theyre not that popular, their music is amazing?
[sushie hoshie] 12:58 pm
didnt the brother compose, arrange and write all their music?
[sunflower-hyung] 12:59 pm
suhyun's voice is so amazing and she's pretty too!!! also YEAH!!!!
[sushie hoshie] 1:00 pm
i think the brother would get a long with jihoonie
[sushie hoshie] 1:02 pm
wait jihoon's too scary i think not
[jihoonie fairy <3] 1:06 pm
Why is my name mentioned
[sushie hoshie] 1:07 pm
we were talking about akmu!!
[jihoonie fairy <3] 1:07 pm
What the fuck is an akmu
[sunflower-hyung] 1:08 pm
i'm offended??? their full name is akdong musicians
[jihoonie fairy <3] 1:10 pm
Oh them
[jihoonie fairy <3] 1:10 pm
Yeah I like their harmonies and composition, They're pretty good
[sushie hoshie] 1:12 pm
im scared why is jihoon being nice
[sushie hoshie] 1:13 pm
jihoon is usually like this
[sushie hoshie] 1:13 pm
[sunflower-hyung] 1:16 pm
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY ABS HAHAHAHAH
[dicrapio] 1:18 pm
who said that you have abs
[sunflower-hyung] 1:19 pm
stop sassing me, you paper clip
[dicrapio] 1:21 pm
i just got called a paper clip
[jihoonie fairy <3] 1:22 pm
Im going back to work
[sushie hoshie] 1:33 pm
goodluck my jihoonie <3
[sushie hoshie] 1:56 pm
i think he turned off his phone
[sushie hoshie] 2:18 pm
seokmin-ah are you still there?
[sunflower-hyung] 2:19 pm
yes <3
[sushie hoshie] 2:20 pm
youre such a good friend <3
[sunflower-hyung] 2:21 pm
<3
[sushie hoshie] 2:32 pm
why are you listening to akmu again?
[sunflower-hyung] 2:35 pm
oh, i was just browsing youtube and my love for akmu suddenly came back when i watched 200%
[sunflower-hyung] 2:35 pm
they're so talented!!!!
[sunflower-hyung] 2:36 pm
some rude fans keep saying that they dont meet korea's beauty standards
[sunflower-hyung] 2:37 pm
but who give's a horse's ass about that?
[sunflower-hyung] 2:38 pm
suhyun is actually really cute and chanhyuk is very charming
[sunflower-hyung] 3:39 pm
chanhyuk's cheek bones are godlike and he reminds me a lot of astro's rocky and our very own chan
[our baby chan <3] 3:39 pm
hello jungchan is back from practice
[sushie hoshie] 3:41 pm
hello channie!!
[our baby chan <3] 3:42 pm
who is chanhyuk?
[sunflower-hyung] 3:46 pm
[sunflower-hyung] 3:47 pm
he's chanhyuk!
[sunflower-hyung] 3:47 pm
i mean the one on the right
[our baby chan <3] 3:49 pm
hyung i look nothing like him
[sunflower-hyung] 3:50 pm
i didnt say you look like him, i just said he reminded me of you :(
[sushie hoshie] 3:51 pm
ok sunflower-hyung
[dicrapio] 3:59 pm
hello chwe is back, i just ate lunch
[our baby chan <3] 4:00 pm
hansol, it's 4pm
[dicrapio] 4:03 pm
shhhh my dongsaeng
[our baby chan <3] 4:05 pm
um we're both 20 stop calling me dongsaeng
[dicrapio] 4:06 pm
korean age doesn't apply
[our baby chan <3] 4:07 pm
you suck :(
[dicrapio] 4:07 pm
and you swallow haha
[sunflower-hyung] 4:10 pm
ANYWAYS CHANHYUNK IS REALLY COOL I WANT TO MEET HIM, but also suhyun bc she's lovely
[dicrapio] 4:11 pm
um suhyun??????
[dicrapio] 4:11 pm
like lee suhyun?????
[sunflower-hyung] 4:12 pm
well yeah
[sunflower-hyung] 4:12 pm
what about her?
[dicrapio]/b> 4:13 pm
seungkwan's friends with her
[sunflower-hyung] 4:14 pm
WHAT
[dicrapio] 4:15 pm
he hung out with her recently, going bowling and shit
[dicrapio] 4:16 pm
also chan, seungkwan hung out with your astro friend too
[dicrapio] 4:19 pm
his name was rock? rock something
[mr. beanie] 4:20 pm
dwayne the rock johnson.
[#1 SONE] 4:20 pm
also 420 blaze it.
[dicrapio] 4:21 pm
hyung no
[dicrapio] 4:21 pm
you dont even smoke weed you loser
[dicrapio] 4:22 pm
wait why aren't you active
[mr. beanie] 4:22 pm
this group chat has only been up for 3 days jesus fuck chill.
[our baby chan <3] 4:25 pm
oh you mean minhyuk? rocky?
[dicrapio] 4:26 pm
yeah him
[sunflower-hyung] 4:28 pm
IM SO JEALOUS IW ANT TO HANG OUT WITH SUHYUN TOO D:
[sushie hoshie] 4:29 pm
ME TOO!!!!!!
[our baby chan <3] 4:29 pm
aw seungkwan should've invited me... i haven't been catching up with minhyukie recently
[dicrapio] 4:32 pm
yea me too
[dicrapio] 4:32 pm
also wtf? minhyukie?
[sunflower-hyung] 4:33 pm
UGH SO LUCKY
[mr. beanie] 4:35 pm
wait why are you jealous?
[dicrapio] 4:37 pm
nothing
[dicrapio] 4:38 pm
ask seungkwan about his date with suhyun instead im going out
[mr. beanie] 4:39 pm
???
[sushie hoshie] 4:40 pm
um??? ok????
[our baby chan <3] 4:40 pm
that was weird
[sushie hoshie] 4:43 pm
i think he's jealous
[mr. beanie] 4:44 pm
soonyoung you just repeated what hansol said.
[sushie hoshie] 4:50 pm
oh
sushie hoshie changed dicrapio's nickname to salty dicrapio. 5:00 pm
[mr. beanie] 5:16 pm
i looked up info about akmu.
[mr. beanie] 5:19 pm
chanhyuk is 5'3", 20 years old.
[mr. beanie] 5:20 pm
suhyun is 5'5", 17 years old. (she turns 18 this may)
[sushie hoshie] 5:26 pm
I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S SOMEON SHORTER THAN JIHOON
[sushie hoshie] 5:28 pm
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THIS GUY
[mr. beanie] 5:28 pm
how tall is jihoon even.
[sushie hoshie] 5:30 pm
he's 5'4"
[mr. beanie] 5:32 pm
wow.
[#1 SONE] 5:40 pm
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO DIVABOO IS HERE
[mr. beanie] 5:42 pm
hey seungkwan.
[#1 SONE] 5:43 pm
i hung out with suhyun from AKMU today! we went to a karaoke bar she's SOOOO good at singing!!
[#1 SONE] 5:43 pm
her brother chanhyuk also came with us as well~
[sunflower-hyung] 5:44 pm
HOLY SHUR HOLST SHIR
[sunflower-hyung] 5:44 pm
i mean
[sunflower-hyung] 5:45 pm
did you have fun? do you have videos of you guys singing?
[#1 SONE] 5:49 pm
yeah! chanhyuk-hyung has it on his phone, he told me he'll send it to me later
[#1 SONE] 5:49 pm
what did you guys do today?
[mr. beanie] 5:50 pm
seokmin fangirled over akmu.
[sunflower-hyung] 5:51 pm
WONWOO I DID NOT
[#1 SONE] 5:53 pm
pfft hyung
[#1 SONE] 5:57 pm
i wanna backread but im tired
[mr. beanie] 5:58 pm
good
[#1 SONE] 5:59 pm
im talking to suhyun right now!
[#1 SONE] 6:00 pm
she's really sweet i like her a lot
[sunflower-hyung] 6:03 pm
oh no im jealous
[sunflower-hyung] 6:03 pm
:(((
[#1 SONE] 6:04 pm
do you guys want me to add her here for a while?
[sunflower-hyung] 6:05 pm
YOU'D DO IT?? FOR YOUR HYUNG??????
[#1 SONE] 6:05 pm
its fine for me, i asked suhyun too she's fine with it too
[sunflower-hyung] 6:09 pm
I LOVE YOU KWANNIE
[seo myunghoe] 6:09 pm
why does this have 200 messages my notifications are blowing up
[father] 6:10 pm
what do you guys want for dinner?
[father] 6:10 pm
jisoo, mingyu, and i are cooking
[seo myunghoe] 6:11 pm
what does jeonghan do?
[mother] 6:12 pm
i supervise ;)
[seo myunghoe] 6:13 pm
that sucks
[mr. beanie] 6:13 pm
what kind of mother are you
[mother] 6:14 pm
im hurt. seungcheol can you ground the kids?
[father] 6:16 pm
no i have to cook
[dadther] 6:17 pm
Hey, what do you guys wanna eat?
[our baby chan <3] 6:18 pm
im fine with eating anything!
[mother] 6:20 pm
same here
[father] 6:21 pm
jeonghan youre not supposed to answer
[mother] 6:22 pm
boo you suck
[#1 SONE] 6:22 pm
??? i suck???
[mother] 6:23 pm
no baby i meant it as the expression
[#1 SONE] 6:25 pm
oh
[father] 6:27 pm
ill tell the other members to go online for once
[father] 6:28 pm
it's like soonyoung is only talking to himself in this chat
[sushie hoshie] 6:29 pm
HEY :(
[dadther] 6:29 pm
We'll chat you guys while we're cooking.
[sushie hoshie] 6:30 pm
<3
[sunflower-hyung] 6:30 pm
KWANNIE ADD HER!!!!
[july] 6:31 pm
who's adding who
[mingyu] 6:31 pm
HELLO!!!
[seo myunghoe] 6:32 pm
wow the dog is here
[big puppy!!] 6:33 pm
HEY!!!! IM COOKING TONIGHT DONT SASS ME :'(
[seo myunghoe] 6:33 pm
ok fine
[sunflower-hyung] 6:35 pm
kwannieeeeeeeeee
[#1 SONE] 6:36 pm
okay okay chill im doing it im doing it
[#1 SONE] 6:36 pm
y'all better not start cursing while im gone
[#1 SONE] 6:36 pm
suhyun doesnt curse
[#1 SONE] 6:37 pm
at least i dont think so?
[#1 SONE] 6:37 pm
anyways
[july] 6:40 pm
fuck
[july] 6:40 pm
shit
[big puppy!!] 6:40 pm
vagina sniffer
[july] 6:41 pm
ew
[seo myunghoe] 6:41 pm
mingyu that's not even a curse word that's just plain nasty
[big puppy!!] 6:42 pm
D:
#1 SONE added Lee Suhyun to the chat!6:43 pm
[#1 SONE] 6:44 pm
suhyunie!!!! <3
#1 SONE set Lee Suhyun's nickname suhyunnie <3. 6:44 pm
[suhyunnie <3] 6:45 pm
Hello!
[sunflower-hyung] 6:45 pm
OH MY FGDUFNS SEUNGKWAN
[suhyunnie <3] 6:46 pm
Hello, Sunflower-hyung!
[sunflower-hyung] 6:47 pm
SUNEGKWAN I M DYING
[#1 SONE] 6:47 pm
hyung jfc chill
[#1 SONE] 6:48 pm
hey suhyun! welcome to the chat~
[suhyunnie <3] 6:49 pm
I feel welcomed!
[#1 SONE] 6:49 pm
suhyunnie, youre a dork <3
[mother] 6:50 pm
oooooh kwannie who's this?
[#1 SONE] 6:50 pm
you can backread, can't you?
[mother] 6:50 pm
no i'm cooking dinner
[seo myunghoe] 6:51 pm
youre not even cooking dinner youre just 'supervising'
[mother] 6:51 pm
myungho dont disrespect your mother
[dadther] 6:52 pm
Seungkwan, you didn't tell us you have a girlfriend?
[#1 SONE] 6:52 pm
HYUNG SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
[mother] 6:53 pm
whatever you say~ ;)
[#1 SONE] 6:54 pm
ugh whatever
[#1 SONE] 6:55 pm
guys introduce yourselves
[big puppy!!] 6:55 pm
OKAY!!!
[father] 6:55 pm
choi seungcheol, rapper unit leader and group leader, 1995
[mother] 6:56 pm
yoon jeonghan, singer, 1995! <3
[dadther] 6:57 pm
Hong Jisoo, singer, 1995. You can call me Joshua.
[july] 6:57 pm
moon junhui, dancer, 1996
[sushie hoshie] 6:57 pm
im kwon edward soonyoung, dancer and performance unit leader, 1996!! call me soon!!! or hoshi hehe
[mr. beanie] 6:57 pm
jeon wonwoo. rapper. 1996.
[sushie hoshie] 6:58 pm
you sound edgy, wonwoo-ah
[mr. beanie] 6:59 pm
im not edgy.
[sushie hoshie] 6:59 pm
jihoonie's not here right now, but he's a '96 liner and his name is lee jihoon!! he's the vocal unit leader and the shortest in our group <3
[sunflower-hyung] 7:00 pm
lee seokmin!! 1997 and singer~
[big puppy!!] 7:01 pm
KIM MINGYU!!! IM A RAPPER AND A '97 LINER!!!!
[seo myunghoe] 7:02 pm
seo myungho, im the8, a dancer and a '97 liner.
[#1 SONE] 7:03 pm
hansol?? wtf where are you
[our baby chan <3] 7:03 pm
he said he went out?
[#1 SONE] 7:04 pm
that bastard
[#1 SONE] 7:04 pm
anyways, you already know me!
[our baby chan <3] 7:05 pm
im lee jungchan, nice to meet you. im a '99 liner, a dancer and one of the main rappers. you can call me chan or dino :)
[sushie hoshie] 7:09 pm
okay that's everyone!!
[july] 7:10 pm
wow it's in age order too
[suhyunnie <3] 7:11 pm
Oh my god
[suhyunnie <3] 7:11 pm
You guys are precious!
[suhyunnie <3] 7:12 pm
I honestly didn't need your introductions since I already know about you guys, but thank you anyway!
[suhyunnie <3] 7:13 pm
I'm Lee Suhyun, a '99 liner. Me and my brother are Akdong Musicians or AKMU!
[mother] 7:14 pm
hey, suhyunnie. do you want to come over?
[#1 SONE] 7:15 pm
JEONGHAN
[sunflower-hyung] 7:15 pm
OH MY GOD LEE SUHYUN IS COMING OVER TO THE DORM
[big puppy!!] 7:15 pm
what
[dadther] 7:16 pm
It's fine. I think Mingyu made way too much food.
[big puppy!!] 7:17 pm
i did not!! :(
[dadther] 7:17 pm
Yes you did. The food we cooked can feed 25 people already.
[mother] 7:18 pm
see, baby boo???
[suhyunnie <3] 7:19 pm
Pfft. Baby Boo?
[#1 SONE]
SEUNGCHEOL TAKE JEONGHAN'S PHONE AWAY FROM HIM
[father] 7:20 pm
okay
[father] 7:20 pm
um. seungkwan it's fine if your gi
[father] 7:21 pm
friend can come over
[#1 SONE] 7:22 pm
are you sure????
[father] 7:23 pm
yeah
[#1 SONE] 7:23 pm
suhyunnie??? youre not too busy right??
[suhyunnie <3] 7:24 pm
It's fine! I think we're near your area anyway? I'll have my brother drop me off your dorm.
[#1 SONE] 7:26 pm
ill send you our address!!
[father] 7:27 pm
suhyunnie, bring your brother too, he's invited
[sunflower-hyung] 7:28 pm
IM SCREAMINg
[sushie hoshie] 7:28 pm
ME TOO
[july] 7:29 pm
oh my fucking god
[seo myunghoe] 7:30 pm
theyre having a screamming contest im going deaf
[mr. beanie] 7:33 pm
mingyu, can you bring me some food after dinner? i'm busy playing a game.
[big puppy!!] 7:35 pm
okay!!
[suhyunnie <3] 7:35 pm
Thanks, Kwannie! We'll be over there in a few.
[dadther] 7:36 pm
Come quick, okay? The food will get cold.
[suhyunnie <3] 7:36 pm
We will. Thank you so much!
[suhyunnie <3] 7:36 pm
can i remove you from the gc now? i feel like youre overwhelmed
[suhyunnie <3] 7:37 pm
I'm fine! But if you want to, you can remove me.
[#1 SONE] 7:37 pm
okay
[#1 SONE] 7:37 pm
um
[#1 SONE] 7:38 pm
ill talk to you later okay? ;;
[suhyunnie <3] 7:39 pm
<3
[#1 SONE] 7:39 pm
<3
#1 SONE removed suhyunie <3 from the chat. 7:40 pm
[sunflower-hyung] 7:41 pm
ARE THEY REALLY COMING OVER
[sunflower-hyung] 7:41 pm
AS IN FOR REAL
[seo myunghoe] 7:42 pm
yes dokyeom did you even fucking see the convo
[seo myunghoe] 7:43 pm
now shut the fuck up stop screaimng
[sunflower-hyung] 7:44 pm
SHE CALLED ME SUNFLOWER-HYUNG!!!!
[seo myunghoe] 7:44 pm
of course she'd call you that, that's your nickname in this chat
[sunflower-hyung] 7:45 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[seo myunghoe] 7:46 pm
ugh
[jihoonie fairy <3] 7:49 pm
What happened
[jihoonie fairy <3] 7:49 pm
Okay Im not even gonna bother
[jihoonie fairy <3] 7:50 pm
Don't tell me
[jihoonie fairy <3] 7:52 pm
Hey chan
[our baby chan <3] 7:53 pm
yeah hyung?
[jihoonie fairy <3] 7:57 pm
Can you bring some dinner to the studio after you finish eating
[our baby chan <3] 7:58 pm
okay!
[jihoonie fairy <3] 7:59 pm
Thanks kiddo
[our baby chan <3] 8:00 pm
<3
[jihoonie fairy <3] 8:00 pm
<3
salty dicrapio changed his nickname to hansolo. 3:27 am
[hansolo] 3:29
im fine
[hansolo] 3:31
