Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Kwon Soonyoung created a new chat!
Kwon Soonyoung added Lee Jungchan, Lee Jihoon and 10 others to the chat.
Kwon Soonyoung changed the chat name to 'hoshi is awesome'.

[Kwon Soonyoung] 12:30 am
HI GUYS

[Lee Jungchan] 12:45 am
hyung what is this

[Kwon Soonyoung] 12:46 am
it's a hoshi appreciation/protetion squad

[Chwe Hansol] 12:47 am
protetion

[Boo Seungkwan] 12:47 am
protetion

[Seo Myungho] 12:47 am
protetion

[Jeon Wonwoo] 12:47 am
protetion

[Kwon Soonyoung] 12:52 am
SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Kwon Soonyoung] 12:52 am
IT'S FUCKING PROTECTION

[Jeon Wonwoo] 12:53 am
why did that take you five minutes to reply

[Hong Jisoo] 12:55 am
Language

[Hong Jisoo] 12:56 am
If this is a Hoshi Appreciation/Protection Squad, why is it literally just us?

[Chwe Hansol] 12:57 am
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Chwe Hansol] 12:57 am
SAVAGE JOSHUA-HYUNG

[Yoon Jeonghan] 12:58 am
what's this about shua being savage

[Yoon Jeonghan] 12:59 am
shua whatthe fuck who taught you that

[Hong Jisoo] 1:00 am
What?

[Kwon Soonyoung] 1:01 am
im hurt

Lee Jihoon left the chat. _{1:01 am}

[Kwon Soonyoung] 1:06 am
NOOOO JIHOONIE COME BACK

[Kwon Soonyoung] 1:10 am
:(

[Kwon Soonyoung] 1:11 am
woozi

[Kwon Soonyoung] 1:12 am
lee jihoon

[Kwon Soonyoung] 1:13 am
jihoonieeeee

[Kwon Soonyoung] 1:14 am
uri jihoonie

[Kwon Soonyoung] 1:15 am
:((((((

[Jeon Wonwoo] 1:16 am
that emoticon looks like it has a lot of chins

[Chwe Hansol] 1:17 am
oh my god

[Moon Junhui] 1:20 am
i woke up because my notifs are blowing up and y'all are noisy

[Chwe Hansol] 1:21 am
yaint

[Boo Seungkwan] 1:22 am
i heard hansol said yaint out loud oh my god

[Boo Seungkwan] 1:22 am
hansol shut the fuck up?????

[Moon Junhui] 1:25 am
i fell asleep in jihoon's studio

[Moon Junhui] 1:25 am
haha jihoon said that this chat is useless

[Boo Seungkwan] 1:27 am
why are you in jihoon's studio???

[Boo Seungkwan] 1:27 am
oh my god did you guys make out

[Moon Junhui] 1:28 am
????

[Boo Seungkwan] 1:29 am
you did didnt you

[Moon Junhui] 1:38 am
no he asked me to listen to what he was composing

[Moon Junhui] 1:39 am
he wanted opinions

[Boo Seungkwan] 1:40 am
mmmmmmmMMMMMMMM THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS SAY

[Boo Seungkwan] 1:40 am
WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO REPLY TO ME THEN HMMMMMMMM

[Chwe Hansol] 1:43 am
no one ever says that

[Chwe Hansol] 1:46 am
boo come to bed im sleepy

[Boo Seungkwan] 1:46 am
ok

[Moon Junhui] 1:50 am
and they had the nerve to call me out?? smh

[Kwon Soonyoung] 1:51 am
im adding him back

[Moon Junhui] 1:52 am
he said that he's gonna block you if you do

[Kwon Soonyoung] 1:53 am
;;;;;;;; jihoonie i love you

[Boo Seungkwan] 1:55 am
just tell him to just mute the chat jeez also fuck you jun

[Chwe Hansol] 1:57 am
b o o

[Boo Seungkwan] 1:57 am
ok

[Moon Junhui] 1:59
what

Kwon Soonyoung added Lee Jihoon to the chat! _{2:00 am}

[Kwon Soonyoung] 2:00 am
:D

[Lee Jihoon] 2:10 am
Hey

[Lee Jihoon] 2:11 am
Does anyone want to see me commit homicide?

[Kwon Soonyoung] 2:13 am
dont you mean HOMIEcide? hahahah i love myself

[Lee Jihoon] 2:15 am
Im going to bed

[Kwon Soonyoung] 2:16 am
:(

[Lee Seokmin] 2:21 am
what's this chat for???

[Lee Jungchan] 2:22 am
hoshi appreciation/protection squad

[Lee Seokmin] 2:23 am
oooooooooh

[Lee Seokmin] 2:25 am
when are we gonna have t-shirts

[Boo Seungkwan] 2:25 am
hyung what

[Lee Seokmin] 2:26 am
for the protection squad!!!! i fully support this!

[Boo Seungkwan] 2:27 am
unbelievable

[Chwe Hansol] 2:30 am
BOO

[Boo Seungkwan] 2:30 am
ok

[Kwon Soonyoung] 2:31 am
FINALLY SOMEONE LOVES ME BACK DOKYEOMIE I LOVE YOU

[Lee Seokmin] 2:33 am
<3!!!!

[Choi Seungcheol] 2:35 am
it's literally 2:35 fucking am kids shut up

[Kwon Soonyoung] 2:35 am
):

[Choi Seungcheol] 2:36 am
go to bed

[Choi Seungcheol] 2:36 am
<3

[Kwon Soonyoung] 2:37 am
:D

[Lee Jungchan] 3:01 am
hyung go to bed i can see you on your phone

[Kwon Soonyoung] 3:02 am

[Lee Jungchan] 3:10 am
this is stupid

[Kim Mingyu] 6:00 am
dino's name is jungchan????? :o

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Kwon Soonyoung set his nickname to sushie hoshie. _{10:10 am}

[Lee Jungchan] _{10:20 am}
was changing your nickname at 10:10 am really necessary?

[sushie hoshie] _{10:21 am}
yes!!

[Lee Jungchan] _{10:22 am}
ok

[sushie hoshie] _{10:28 am}
since youre the only one online can you help me set nicknames for the others

[Lee Jungchan] _{10:29 am}
yea

[Lee Jungchan] _{10:29 am}
ok

Lee Jungchan set Choi Seungcheol's nickname to father. _{10:32 am}

sushie hoshi set Yoon Jeonghan's nickname to mother. _{10:33 am}

sushie hoshi set Hong Jisoo's nickname to dadther. _{10:34 am}

[Lee Jungchan] _{10:34 am}
hyung the word 'dadther' doesnt exist and doesnt make sense

[sushie hoshie] _{10:35 am}
just let it happen channie

[Lee Jungchan] _{10:36 am}
haha okay

Lee Jungchan set Lee Seokmin's nickname to sunflower-hyung. _{10:38 am}

sushie hoshie set Moon Junhui's nickname to july. _{10:38 am}

sushie hoshie set Lee Jihoon's nickname to jihoonie fairy <3. _{10:39 am}

Lee Jungchan set Boo Seungkwan's nickname to #1 SONE. _{10:39 am}

[sushie hoshie] _{10:39 am}
HAHAHAHAHAH ACCURATE

sushie hoshie set Seo Myungho's nickname to seo myunghoe. _{10:41 am}

Lee Jungchan set Kim Mingyu's nickname to big puppy!!!. _{10:41 am}

sushie hoshie set Chwe Hansol's nickname to dicrapio. _{10:41 am}

sushie hoshie set Jeon Wonwoo's nickname to mr. beanie. _{10:41 am}

[sushie hoshie] _{10:43 am}
thanks for helping me, channie!!!!

[Lee Jungchan] _{10:45 am}
it's no problem hyung!

[father] _{10:50 am}
kwon soon fucking young where are you

[Lee Jungchan] _{10:51 am}
wait he's not with you guys?

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{10:57 am}
No

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{10:58 am}
Kwon, the manager is looking for you

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{10:59 am}
We need to talk about the choreo

[sushie hoshie] _{11:01 am}
wait ill be on my way

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{11:02 am}
Get your fucking ass in here in 30 minutes or Im murdering you

[sushie hoshie] _{11:04 am}
WAIT WAIT

[sushie hoshie] _{10:04 am}
channie do you wanna go with me?

[Lee Jungchan] _{11:09 am}
yea

[Lee Jungchan] _{11:09 am}
ill be waiting for you at the elevator

[sushie hoshie] _{11:10 am}
thanks channie youre the best!

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{11:10 am}
FUCKING MOVE

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{11:11 am}
ugh

[sushie hoshie] _{11:11 am}
IM GOING IM GOING

[Lee Jungchan] _{11:12 am}
jihoon-hyung, where the others even?

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{11:13 am}
How would I fucking know?

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{11:14 am}
I've been trapped in this goddamn studio

[Lee Jungchan] _{11:14 am}
...

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{11:15 am}
Sorry, Chan.

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{11:16 am}
Hyung's just tired

[Lee Jungchan] _{11:16 am}
it's ok haha

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{11:18 am}
see ya later chan <3

[Lee Jungchan] _{11:19 am}
see you, hyung!! <3

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{11:20 am}
jihoonie where's my heart? :( 3

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{11:21 am}
fuck off soonyoung where the fuck are you

sushie hoshie set Lee Jungchan's nickname to our baby chan <3. _{2:51 pm}

[sushie hoshie] _{2:58 pm}
<3

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[sunflower-hyung] _{12:47 pm}
it must be L-O-V-E, 200 percent sure of that~

[sushie hoshie] _{12:48 pm}
dokyeomie are you listening to akmu again

[sunflower-hyung] _{12:48 pm}
i want you really i mean really

[sunflower-hyung] _{12:49 pm}
strUPIDAPDOO TOO DOO DOOOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOO

[sushie hoshie] _{12:50 pm}
hyung

[sunflower-hyung] _{12:54 pm}
I LOVE AKMU

[sunflower-hyung] _{12:55 pm}
i can't believe theyre not that popular, their music is amazing?

[sushie hoshie] _{12:58 pm}
didnt the brother compose, arrange and write all their music?

[sunflower-hyung] _{12:59 pm}
suhyun's voice is so amazing and she's pretty too!!! also YEAH!!!!

[sushie hoshie] _{1:00 pm}
i think the brother would get a long with jihoonie

[sushie hoshie] _{1:02 pm}
wait jihoon's too scary i think not

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{1:06 pm}
Why is my name mentioned

[sushie hoshie] _{1:07 pm}
we were talking about akmu!!

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{1:07 pm}
What the fuck is an akmu

[sunflower-hyung] _{1:08 pm}
i'm offended??? their full name is akdong musicians

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{1:10 pm}
Oh them

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{1:10 pm}
Yeah I like their harmonies and composition, They're pretty good

[sushie hoshie] _{1:12 pm}
im scared why is jihoon being nice

[sushie hoshie] _{1:13 pm}
jihoon is usually like this

[sushie hoshie] _{1:13 pm}

[sunflower-hyung] _{1:16 pm}
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY ABS HAHAHAHAH

[dicrapio] _{1:18 pm}
who said that you have abs

[sunflower-hyung] _{1:19 pm}
stop sassing me, you paper clip

[dicrapio] _{1:21 pm}
i just got called a paper clip

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{1:22 pm}
Im going back to work

[sushie hoshie] _{1:33 pm}
goodluck my jihoonie <3

[sushie hoshie] _{1:56 pm}
i think he turned off his phone

[sushie hoshie] _{2:18 pm}
seokmin-ah are you still there?

[sunflower-hyung] _{2:19 pm}
yes <3

[sushie hoshie] _{2:20 pm}
youre such a good friend <3

[sunflower-hyung] _{2:21 pm}
<3

[sushie hoshie] _{2:32 pm}
why are you listening to akmu again?

[sunflower-hyung] _{2:35 pm}
oh, i was just browsing youtube and my love for akmu suddenly came back when i watched 200%

[sunflower-hyung] _{2:35 pm}
they're so talented!!!!

[sunflower-hyung] _{2:36 pm}
some rude fans keep saying that they dont meet korea's beauty standards

[sunflower-hyung] _{2:37 pm}
but who give's a horse's ass about that?

[sunflower-hyung] _{2:38 pm}
suhyun is actually really cute and chanhyuk is very charming

[sunflower-hyung] _{3:39 pm}
chanhyuk's cheek bones are godlike and he reminds me a lot of astro's rocky and our very own chan

[our baby chan <3] _{3:39 pm}
hello jungchan is back from practice

[sushie hoshie] _{3:41 pm}
hello channie!!

[our baby chan <3] _{3:42 pm}
who is chanhyuk?

[sunflower-hyung] _{3:46 pm}

[sunflower-hyung] _{3:47 pm}
he's chanhyuk!

[sunflower-hyung] _{3:47 pm}
i mean the one on the right

[our baby chan <3] _{3:49 pm}
hyung i look nothing like him

[sunflower-hyung] _{3:50 pm}
i didnt say you look like him, i just said he reminded me of you :(

[sushie hoshie] _{3:51 pm}
ok sunflower-hyung

[dicrapio] _{3:59 pm}
hello chwe is back, i just ate lunch

[our baby chan <3] _{4:00 pm}
hansol, it's 4pm

[dicrapio] _{4:03 pm}
shhhh my dongsaeng

[our baby chan <3] _{4:05 pm}
um we're both 20 stop calling me dongsaeng

[dicrapio] _{4:06 pm}
korean age doesn't apply

[our baby chan <3] _{4:07 pm}
you suck :(

[dicrapio] _{4:07 pm}
and you swallow haha

[sunflower-hyung] _{4:10 pm}
ANYWAYS CHANHYUNK IS REALLY COOL I WANT TO MEET HIM, but also suhyun bc she's lovely

[dicrapio] _{4:11 pm}
um suhyun??????

[dicrapio] _{4:11 pm}
like lee suhyun?????

[sunflower-hyung] _{4:12 pm}
well yeah

[sunflower-hyung] _{4:12 pm}
what about her?

[dicrapio]/b> _{4:13 pm}
seungkwan's friends with her

[sunflower-hyung] _{4:14 pm}
WHAT

[dicrapio] _{4:15 pm}
he hung out with her recently, going bowling and shit

[dicrapio] _{4:16 pm}
also chan, seungkwan hung out with your astro friend too

[dicrapio] _{4:19 pm}
his name was rock? rock something

[mr. beanie] _{4:20 pm}
dwayne the rock johnson.

[#1 SONE] _{4:20 pm}
also 420 blaze it.

[dicrapio] _{4:21 pm}
hyung no

[dicrapio] _{4:21 pm}
you dont even smoke weed you loser

[dicrapio] _{4:22 pm}
wait why aren't you active

[mr. beanie] _{4:22 pm}
this group chat has only been up for 3 days jesus fuck chill.

[our baby chan <3] _{4:25 pm}
oh you mean minhyuk? rocky?

[dicrapio] _{4:26 pm}
yeah him

[sunflower-hyung] _{4:28 pm}
IM SO JEALOUS IW ANT TO HANG OUT WITH SUHYUN TOO D:

[sushie hoshie] _{4:29 pm}
ME TOO!!!!!!

[our baby chan <3] _{4:29 pm}
aw seungkwan should've invited me... i haven't been catching up with minhyukie recently

[dicrapio] _{4:32 pm}
yea me too

[dicrapio] _{4:32 pm}
also wtf? minhyukie?

[sunflower-hyung] _{4:33 pm}
UGH SO LUCKY

[mr. beanie] _{4:35 pm}
wait why are you jealous?

[dicrapio] _{4:37 pm}
nothing

[dicrapio] _{4:38 pm}
ask seungkwan about his date with suhyun instead im going out

[mr. beanie] _{4:39 pm}
???

[sushie hoshie] _{4:40 pm}
um??? ok????

[our baby chan <3] _{4:40 pm}
that was weird

[sushie hoshie] _{4:43 pm}
i think he's jealous

[mr. beanie] _{4:44 pm}
soonyoung you just repeated what hansol said.

[sushie hoshie] _{4:50 pm}
oh

sushie hoshie changed dicrapio's nickname to salty dicrapio. _{5:00 pm}

[mr. beanie] _{5:16 pm}
i looked up info about akmu.

[mr. beanie] _{5:19 pm}
chanhyuk is 5'3", 20 years old.

[mr. beanie] _{5:20 pm}
suhyun is 5'5", 17 years old. (she turns 18 this may)

[sushie hoshie] _{5:26 pm}
I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S SOMEON SHORTER THAN JIHOON

[sushie hoshie] _{5:28 pm}
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THIS GUY

[mr. beanie] _{5:28 pm}
how tall is jihoon even.

[sushie hoshie] _{5:30 pm}
he's 5'4"

[mr. beanie] _{5:32 pm}
wow.

[#1 SONE] _{5:40 pm}
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO DIVABOO IS HERE

[mr. beanie] _{5:42 pm}
hey seungkwan.

[#1 SONE] _{5:43 pm}
i hung out with suhyun from AKMU today! we went to a karaoke bar she's SOOOO good at singing!!

[#1 SONE] _{5:43 pm}
her brother chanhyuk also came with us as well~

[sunflower-hyung] _{5:44 pm}
HOLY SHUR HOLST SHIR

[sunflower-hyung] _{5:44 pm}
i mean

[sunflower-hyung] _{5:45 pm}
did you have fun? do you have videos of you guys singing?

[#1 SONE] _{5:49 pm}
yeah! chanhyuk-hyung has it on his phone, he told me he'll send it to me later

[#1 SONE] _{5:49 pm}
what did you guys do today?

[mr. beanie] _{5:50 pm}
seokmin fangirled over akmu.

[sunflower-hyung] _{5:51 pm}
WONWOO I DID NOT

[#1 SONE] _{5:53 pm}
pfft hyung

[#1 SONE] _{5:57 pm}
i wanna backread but im tired

[mr. beanie] _{5:58 pm}
good

[#1 SONE] _{5:59 pm}
im talking to suhyun right now!

[#1 SONE] _{6:00 pm}
she's really sweet i like her a lot

[sunflower-hyung] _{6:03 pm}
oh no im jealous

[sunflower-hyung] _{6:03 pm}
:(((

[#1 SONE] _{6:04 pm}
do you guys want me to add her here for a while?

[sunflower-hyung] _{6:05 pm}
YOU'D DO IT?? FOR YOUR HYUNG??????

[#1 SONE] _{6:05 pm}
its fine for me, i asked suhyun too she's fine with it too

[sunflower-hyung] _{6:09 pm}
I LOVE YOU KWANNIE

[seo myunghoe] _{6:09 pm}
why does this have 200 messages my notifications are blowing up

[father] _{6:10 pm}
what do you guys want for dinner?

[father] _{6:10 pm}
jisoo, mingyu, and i are cooking

[seo myunghoe] _{6:11 pm}
what does jeonghan do?

[mother] _{6:12 pm}
i supervise ;)

[seo myunghoe] _{6:13 pm}
that sucks

[mr. beanie] _{6:13 pm}
what kind of mother are you

[mother] _{6:14 pm}
im hurt. seungcheol can you ground the kids?

[father] _{6:16 pm}
no i have to cook

[dadther] _{6:17 pm}
Hey, what do you guys wanna eat?

[our baby chan <3] _{6:18 pm}
im fine with eating anything!

[mother] _{6:20 pm}
same here

[father] _{6:21 pm}
jeonghan youre not supposed to answer

[mother] _{6:22 pm}
boo you suck

[#1 SONE] _{6:22 pm}
??? i suck???

[mother] _{6:23 pm}
no baby i meant it as the expression

[#1 SONE] _{6:25 pm}
oh

[father] _{6:27 pm}
ill tell the other members to go online for once

[father] _{6:28 pm}
it's like soonyoung is only talking to himself in this chat

[sushie hoshie] _{6:29 pm}
HEY :(

[dadther] _{6:29 pm}
We'll chat you guys while we're cooking.

[sushie hoshie] _{6:30 pm}
<3

[sunflower-hyung] _{6:30 pm}
KWANNIE ADD HER!!!!

[july] _{6:31 pm}
who's adding who

[mingyu] _{6:31 pm}
HELLO!!!

[seo myunghoe] _{6:32 pm}
wow the dog is here

[big puppy!!] _{6:33 pm}
HEY!!!! IM COOKING TONIGHT DONT SASS ME :'(

[seo myunghoe] _{6:33 pm}
ok fine

[sunflower-hyung] _{6:35 pm}
kwannieeeeeeeeee

[#1 SONE] _{6:36 pm}
okay okay chill im doing it im doing it

[#1 SONE] _{6:36 pm}
y'all better not start cursing while im gone

[#1 SONE] _{6:36 pm}
suhyun doesnt curse

[#1 SONE] _{6:37 pm}
at least i dont think so?

[#1 SONE] _{6:37 pm}
anyways

[july] _{6:40 pm}
fuck

[july] _{6:40 pm}
shit

[big puppy!!] _{6:40 pm}
vagina sniffer

[july] _{6:41 pm}
ew

[seo myunghoe] _{6:41 pm}
mingyu that's not even a curse word that's just plain nasty

[big puppy!!] _{6:42 pm}
D:

#1 SONE added Lee Suhyun to the chat!_{6:43 pm}

[#1 SONE] _{6:44 pm}
suhyunie!!!! <3

#1 SONE set Lee Suhyun's nickname suhyunnie <3. _{6:44 pm}

[suhyunnie <3] _{6:45 pm}
Hello!

[sunflower-hyung] _{6:45 pm}
OH MY FGDUFNS SEUNGKWAN

[suhyunnie <3] _{6:46 pm}
Hello, Sunflower-hyung!

[sunflower-hyung] _{6:47 pm}
SUNEGKWAN I M DYING

[#1 SONE] _{6:47 pm}
hyung jfc chill

[#1 SONE] _{6:48 pm}
hey suhyun! welcome to the chat~

[suhyunnie <3] _{6:49 pm}
I feel welcomed!

[#1 SONE] _{6:49 pm}
suhyunnie, youre a dork <3

[mother] _{6:50 pm}
oooooh kwannie who's this?

[#1 SONE] _{6:50 pm}
you can backread, can't you?

[mother] _{6:50 pm}
no i'm cooking dinner

[seo myunghoe] _{6:51 pm}
youre not even cooking dinner youre just 'supervising'

[mother] _{6:51 pm}
myungho dont disrespect your mother

[dadther] _{6:52 pm}
Seungkwan, you didn't tell us you have a girlfriend?

[#1 SONE] _{6:52 pm}
HYUNG SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND

[mother] _{6:53 pm}
whatever you say~ ;)

[#1 SONE] _{6:54 pm}
ugh whatever

[#1 SONE] _{6:55 pm}
guys introduce yourselves

[big puppy!!] _{6:55 pm}
OKAY!!!

[father] _{6:55 pm}
choi seungcheol, rapper unit leader and group leader, 1995

[mother] _{6:56 pm}
yoon jeonghan, singer, 1995! <3

[dadther] _{6:57 pm}
Hong Jisoo, singer, 1995. You can call me Joshua.

[july] _{6:57 pm}
moon junhui, dancer, 1996

[sushie hoshie] _{6:57 pm}
im kwon edward soonyoung, dancer and performance unit leader, 1996!! call me soon!!! or hoshi hehe

[mr. beanie] _{6:57 pm}
jeon wonwoo. rapper. 1996.

[sushie hoshie] _{6:58 pm}
you sound edgy, wonwoo-ah

[mr. beanie] _{6:59 pm}
im not edgy.

[sushie hoshie] _{6:59 pm}
jihoonie's not here right now, but he's a '96 liner and his name is lee jihoon!! he's the vocal unit leader and the shortest in our group <3

[sunflower-hyung] _{7:00 pm}
lee seokmin!! 1997 and singer~

[big puppy!!] _{7:01 pm}
KIM MINGYU!!! IM A RAPPER AND A '97 LINER!!!!

[seo myunghoe] _{7:02 pm}
seo myungho, im the8, a dancer and a '97 liner.

[#1 SONE] _{7:03 pm}
hansol?? wtf where are you

[our baby chan <3] _{7:03 pm}
he said he went out?

[#1 SONE] _{7:04 pm}
that bastard

[#1 SONE] _{7:04 pm}
anyways, you already know me!

[our baby chan <3] _{7:05 pm}
im lee jungchan, nice to meet you. im a '99 liner, a dancer and one of the main rappers. you can call me chan or dino :)

[sushie hoshie] _{7:09 pm}
okay that's everyone!!

[july] _{7:10 pm}
wow it's in age order too

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:11 pm}
Oh my god

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:11 pm}
You guys are precious!

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:12 pm}
I honestly didn't need your introductions since I already know about you guys, but thank you anyway!

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:13 pm}
I'm Lee Suhyun, a '99 liner. Me and my brother are Akdong Musicians or AKMU!

[mother] _{7:14 pm}
hey, suhyunnie. do you want to come over?

[#1 SONE] _{7:15 pm}
JEONGHAN

[sunflower-hyung] _{7:15 pm}
OH MY GOD LEE SUHYUN IS COMING OVER TO THE DORM

[big puppy!!] _{7:15 pm}
what

[dadther] _{7:16 pm}
It's fine. I think Mingyu made way too much food.

[big puppy!!] _{7:17 pm}
i did not!! :(

[dadther] _{7:17 pm}
Yes you did. The food we cooked can feed 25 people already.

[mother] _{7:18 pm}
see, baby boo???

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:19 pm}
Pfft. Baby Boo?

[#1 SONE]
SEUNGCHEOL TAKE JEONGHAN'S PHONE AWAY FROM HIM

[father] _{7:20 pm}
okay

[father] _{7:20 pm}
um. seungkwan it's fine if your gi

[father] _{7:21 pm}
friend can come over

[#1 SONE] _{7:22 pm}
are you sure????

[father] _{7:23 pm}
yeah

[#1 SONE] _{7:23 pm}
suhyunnie??? youre not too busy right??

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:24 pm}
It's fine! I think we're near your area anyway? I'll have my brother drop me off your dorm.

[#1 SONE] _{7:26 pm}
ill send you our address!!

[father] _{7:27 pm}
suhyunnie, bring your brother too, he's invited

[sunflower-hyung] _{7:28 pm}
IM SCREAMINg

[sushie hoshie] _{7:28 pm}
ME TOO

[july] _{7:29 pm}
oh my fucking god

[seo myunghoe] _{7:30 pm}
theyre having a screamming contest im going deaf

[mr. beanie] _{7:33 pm}
mingyu, can you bring me some food after dinner? i'm busy playing a game.

[big puppy!!] _{7:35 pm}
okay!!

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:35 pm}
Thanks, Kwannie! We'll be over there in a few.

[dadther] _{7:36 pm}
Come quick, okay? The food will get cold.

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:36 pm}
We will. Thank you so much!

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:36 pm}
can i remove you from the gc now? i feel like youre overwhelmed

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:37 pm}
I'm fine! But if you want to, you can remove me.

[#1 SONE] _{7:37 pm}
okay

[#1 SONE] _{7:37 pm}
um

[#1 SONE] _{7:38 pm}
ill talk to you later okay? ;;

[suhyunnie <3] _{7:39 pm}
<3

[#1 SONE] _{7:39 pm}
<3

#1 SONE removed suhyunie <3 from the chat. _{7:40 pm}

[sunflower-hyung] _{7:41 pm}
ARE THEY REALLY COMING OVER

[sunflower-hyung] _{7:41 pm}
AS IN FOR REAL

[seo myunghoe] _{7:42 pm}
yes dokyeom did you even fucking see the convo

[seo myunghoe] _{7:43 pm}
now shut the fuck up stop screaimng

[sunflower-hyung] _{7:44 pm}
SHE CALLED ME SUNFLOWER-HYUNG!!!!

[seo myunghoe] _{7:44 pm}
of course she'd call you that, that's your nickname in this chat

[sunflower-hyung] _{7:45 pm}
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[seo myunghoe] _{7:46 pm}
ugh

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{7:49 pm}
What happened

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{7:49 pm}
Okay Im not even gonna bother

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{7:50 pm}
Don't tell me

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{7:52 pm}
Hey chan

[our baby chan <3] _{7:53 pm}
yeah hyung?

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{7:57 pm}
Can you bring some dinner to the studio after you finish eating

[our baby chan <3] _{7:58 pm}
okay!

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{7:59 pm}
Thanks kiddo

[our baby chan <3] _{8:00 pm}
<3

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:00 pm}
<3

salty dicrapio changed his nickname to hansolo. _{3:27 am}

[hansolo] _3:29
im fine

[hansolo] _3:31

Chapter Text

[father] _{4:12 am}
hey

[father] _{4:13 am}
you kids up?

[dadther] _{4:30 am}
Cheol, it's so early.

[dadther] _{4:31 am}
What's up?

[father] _{4:31 am}
oh hey shua

[father] _{4:31 am}
you sleep well?

[dadther] _{4:32 am}
Yeah, I'm fine.

[father] _{4:40 am}
um

[father] _{4:43 am}
the manager told me to tell you guys that they're letting us off today

[father] _{4:43 am}
yknow

[father] _{4:43 am}
to rest

[dadther] _{4:45 am}
That's great, Cheol.

[mother] _{5:23 am}
cheol

[mother] _{5:23 am}
shua

[mother] _{5:24 am}
come back to bed

[dadther] _{5:25 am}
I'm going to make breakfast.

[father] _{5:25 am}
im helping josh

[mother] _{5:28 am}
cheoooool shuaaaaaaaaaaa

[mother] _{5:28 am}
pleaseeeeeeee

[mother] _{5:29 am}
:<

[father] _{5:30 am}
sorry hannie

[dadther] _{5:30 am}
We'll join you when we finish.

[mother] _{5:31 am}
okay

[mother] _{5:48 am}
do you two wanna go out later? there's a new cafe around, i want to eat some parfaits! i havent eaten one in a long time

[dadther] _{5:49 am}
Sure, Han!

[mother] _{5:49 am}
im going back to sleep

[mother] _{5:50 am}
have fun <3

[father] _{5:52 am}
<3

[dadther] _{5:53 am}
<3

mother changed the chat name to gay baby jail. _{5:59 am}

[sunflower-hyung] _{7:09 am}
WOOOOOH DAY OFF

[sushie hoshie] _{7:11 am}
MMMM YES

[sushie hoshie] _{7:15 am}
im trapping myself in the studio again hihihihii

[sunflower-hyung] _{7:16 am}
does anyone want to go to a karaoke later?

[#1 SONE] _{7:16 am}
ill go!!!

[seo myunghoe] _{7:20 am}
um do you three have nothing better to do

[seo myunghoe] _{7:20 am}
its called a day off for a reason

[sunflower-hyung] _{7:21 am}
can you blame us?? we love performing!!

[seo myunghoe] _{7:21 am}
shit fine whatever

[big puppy!!] _{7:23 am}
hellooooooo

[seo myunghoe] _{7:24 am}
wow gyu you haven't been active ever since this chat was made

[big puppy!!] _{7:24 am}
i was busy!!

[july] _{7:25 am}
hah yeah right

[july] _{7:25 am}
busy making out with wonwoo

[mr. beanie] _{7:26 am}
hey now.

[mr. beanie] _{7:27 am}
i should say the same to you about myungho.

[mr. beanie] _{7:27 am}
probably dirty talking each other in chinese.

[july] _{7:28 am}
????

[july] _{7:28 am}
we dont even speak the same chinese!!! smh

[big puppy!!] _{7:29 am}
there are different kinds of chinese?

[seo myunghoe] _{7:29 am}
well duh dialects are a thing shithead

[big puppy!!] _{7:30 am}
which chinese do you speak?

[seo myunghoe] _{7:30 am}
mandarin

[big puppy!!] _{7:31 am}
jun?

[july] _{7:31 am}
cantonese

[july] _{7:32 am}
but of course we can understand both

[july] _{7:32 am}
but only a little

[july] _{7:32 am}
mostly just basic stuff

[seo myunghoe] _{7:33 am}
yeah we can understand each other's chinese but we still dont speak the same one

[big puppy!!] _{7:37 am}
can you type something in chinese right now?

[seo myunghoe] _{7:38 am}
no

[big puppy!!] _{7:38 am}
why not?

[seo myunghoe] _{7:39 am}
im lazy to translate shit in my head

[big puppy] _{7:40 am}
D:

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:00 am}
I just found out that we're supposed to have our day off today

[july] _{8:04 am}
wow

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:13 am}
Im heading back to the dorm after I finish this one part

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:15 am}
Does anyone want anything

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:15 am}
Like snacks or something

[#1 SONE] _{8:16 am}
hyung why are you suddenly nice?

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:17 am}
Look

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:17 am}
Do you want snacks or not

[#1 SONE] _{8:18 am}
IM KIDDING

[#1 SONE] _{8:19 am}
strawberry milk, banana milk, and choco milk!

[#1 SONE] _{8:19 am}
is it fine if its two for each flavor?

[jihoonie fairy] _{8:20 am}
Yeah

[#1 SONE] _{8:20 am}
the choco's for hansolie btw

[#1 SONE] _{8:20 am}
thank you!!!

[seo myunghoe] _{8:22 am}
i would love beer or soju right now

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:23 am}
Im not gonna fucking buy alcohol

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:24 am}
We still have schedules tomorrow

[seo myunghoe] _{8:24 am}
damnit

[seo myunghoe] _{8:25 am}
fine get me chips and soda tok

[mr. beanie] _{8:25 am}
honey buddha chips?

[july] _{8:26 am}
wonwoo get outta here and with your stupid mystic messenger references

[mr.beanie] _{8:26 am}
rude.

[seo myunghoe] _{8:26 am}
wait

[seo myunghoe] _{8:27 am}
yeah i actually would love some honey chips

[july] _{8:29 am}
rice cakes and sausages for me

[mr. beanie] _{8:29 am}
why would you want rice cakes at this time

[seo myunghoe] _{8:29 am}
wtf rice cakes?

[july] _{8:30 am}
fine ill have ketchup chips instead smh y'all too judgemental

[july] _{8:30 am}
also i want cream cheese and chicken flavour <3

[#1 SONE] _{8:31 am}
OH OH ME TOO HYUNG I WANT SAUSAGES

[big puppy!!] _{8:32 am}
i want jajangmyeon and choco pies!!

[mr. beanie] _{8:33 am}
anything sweet would do.

[sunflower-hyung] _{8:35 am}
HYUNG HYUNG HYUNG

[sunflower-hyung] _{8:35 am}
GET COLA

[sunflower-hyung] _{8:36 am}
i would love cola right now ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:40 am}
Okay

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:41 am}
Anyone want anything else

[our baby chan <3] _{8:47 am}
jihoon-hyung! ice cream!!! ㅠㅠ

[our baby chan <3] _{8:48 am}
salt caramel flavour please! but vanilla or choco would do too

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:49 am}
Ill just get them all

[our baby chan <3] _{8:49 am}
thank you hyung!

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:50 am}
Sure thing kiddo

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:50 am}
Anyone else?

[sushie hoshie] _{8:53 am}
JIHOONIE OH ME OH ME

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:53 am}
You

[jihoonie fairy] _{8:54 am}
Kwon

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:55 am}
What do you want

[sushie hoshie] _{8:56 am}
what do i want?

[sushie hoshie] _{8:57 am}
hmmm

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{8:57 am}
?

[sushie hoshie] _{8:59 am}
you (✿´∀`✿)ﾉ<3

[july] _{8:59 am}
i dont need this in my life

[#1 SONE] _{9: 00 am}
hyung thats gay

[july] _{9:00 am}
wow the diva speaks

[#1 SONE] _{9:00 am}
ITS TRUE THO???

[july] _{9:01 am}
that's not what i meant but ok

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:01 am}
Im gonna pretened I didnt see that

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:02 am}
Im gonna ask again

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:02 am}
Kwon, what do you want

[sushie hoshie] _{9:03 am}
my jihoonie <3

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:03 am}
Youre helpless

[sushie hoshie] _{9:03 am}
IM KIDDING I WANT SECOM DALCOM AND TTEOKBOKKI CRACKERS

[sushie hoshie] _{9:04 am}
also yogurt drinks

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:05 am}
Ok

[jihoonie fairy<3] _{9:10 am}
Im almost done

[jihoonie fairy <3r] _{9:11 am}
Ill leave in like 30 minutes or something

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:12 am}
Maybe in an hour if Im feeling productive

[mr. beanie] _{9:12 am}
jihoon.

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:12 am}
?

[mr. beanie] _{9:13 am}
wanna play games with me later?

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:13 am}
Sure

[sushie hoshie] _{9:14 am}
just dont play with his feelings ok?!

[sushie hoshie] _{9:14 am}
ill fight you (ง'̀-'́)ง

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:15 am}
...

[#1 SONE] _{9:15 am}
hyung stop

[mr. beanie] _{9:15 am}
um.

[sunflower-hyung] _{9:15 am}
OH I WANNA PLAY TOO WONWOO

[mr. beanie] _{9:16 am}
no way.

[mr. beanie] _{9:16 am}
last time you played with us, you scared yourself shitless.

[sunflower-hyung] _{9:17 am}
but those were horror games!! i get scared easily

[sunflower-hyung] _{9:17 am}
even coups-hyung got scared!

[mr. beanie] _{9:17 am}
fine.

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:18 am}
Overwatch?

[mr. beanie] _{9:18 am}
yeah and halo 5.

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:20 am}
Okay

[mother] _{9:20 am}
yo kids mom is here

[#1 SONE] _{9:20 am}
you're not our mom?

[sushie hoshie] _{9:21 am}
hi mom!!!! :D

[mother] _{9:24 am}
shhh i gave birth to all of you i am your mother

[mr. beanie] _{9:26 am}
???

[#1 SONE] _{9:27 am}
jeonghan youre a boy

[mother] _{9:27 am}
shhhhh

[#1 SONE] _{9:28 am}
ugh

[dadther] _{9:28 am}
We're at the new cafe today! I'm having a cute frappuchino and a tiramisu cake.

[dadther] _{9:29 am}
Jeonghan is eating a strawberry parfait AND a bingsu.

[dadther] _{9:29 am}
Cheol is just having a mango parfait.

[mother] _{9:29 am}
and DAMN it's delicious

[dadther] _{9:30 am}
Han, language.

[mother] _{9:31 am}
sorry shua <3

[father] _{9:35 am}
i dont understand how jeonghan could eat that much

[father] _{9:35 am}
and both of the things he ate are cold holy shit

[father] _{9:35 am}
how is he not sick? doesnt his teeth hurt?

[mother] _{9:36 am}
cheol im fine!

[mother] _{9:36 am}
im a big boy now ;)

[father] _{9:36 am}
fuck

[dadther] _{9:37 am}
We're going home in 30 minutes or so. The cafe is so cute and peaceful! The owner is a cute old lady. I'll definitely come back here.

[our baby chan <3] _{9:37 am}
have a safe trip!

[dadther] _{9:39 am}
Thanks, Channie.

[dadther] _{9:47 am}
What's this about Jihoon buying you guys stuff?

[our baby chan <3] _{9:48 am}
oh hyung said that after he finishes doing stuff in his studio, he'll buy us snacks on the way home

[dadther] _{9:49 am}
There's so many of us, though?

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:50 am}
Hyung it's fine

[dadther] _{9:50 am}
No, we'll help you buy some of them.

[dadther] _{9:51 am}
Plus, Han's wants to eat more sweets on the way home AND at the dorm.

[dadther] _{9:53 am}
We'll go to your studio and wait for you. We'll go home together.

[father] _{9:53 am}
yo

[father] _{9:54 am}
wait what

[father] _{9:54 am}
han are u fuckin serious

[mother] _{9:55 am}
cheooooool

[mother] _{9:55 am}
<3

[father] _{9:55 am}
stop eating sweets its not good for you

[mother] _{9:56 am}
hey you eat sweets too!

[father] _{9:56 am}
in moderation!

[dadther] _{9:57 am}
Anyways, the three of us will help buy.

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:58 am}
Um

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{9:58 am}
Thanks I guess

[dadther] _{9:59 am}
Seungkwan, how's Suhyun?

[#1 SONE] _{10:00 am}
she's fine

[#1 SONE] _{10:03 am}
theyre bit busy tho

[#1 SONE] _{10:04 am}
they have a bunch of schedules for variety shows

[dadther] _{10:07 am}
Did she and her brother get home safely after the time she came over for dinner?

[#1 SONE] _{10:10 am}
yea she's fine

[#1 SONE] _{10:11 am}
here's what she texted me the next morning

[#1 SONE] _{10:12 am}

[#1 SONE] _{10:12 am}

[father] _{10:13 am}
you use emoticons?

[father] _{10:13 am}
that's so cute

[#1 SONE] _{10:13 am}
OH

[#1 SONE] _{10:14 am}
um

[#1 SONE] _{10:14 am}
i wasnt supposed to send that

[#1 SONE] _{10:14 am}
but

[#1 SONE] _{10:15 am}
she also sent me that selca that morning

[mother] _{10:15 am}
why do you have it saved on your phone

[#1 SONE] _{10:17 am}
what?

[mother] _{10:19 pm}
her selca?

[#1 SONE] _{10:24 am}
i save all of my friends' selcas?

[mother] _{10:25 pm}
MMMMM SURE YOU DO

[father] _{10:25 am}
seungkwan likes suhyun

[father] _{10:25 am}
my god youre so obvious

[mother] _{10:26 am}
I KNOW RIGHT

[mother] _{10:27 am}
MY BABY BOO IS ALL GROWN UP IM EMOTIONAL

[#1 SONE] _{10:27 am}
i hope both of you get brainfreezes :(

[dadther] _{10:28 am}
Okay, Han, Cheol, That's enough.

[#1 SONE] _{10:29 am}
i dont like her ok

[#1 SONE] _{10:29 am}
i mean at least not in that way

[#1 SONE] _{10:30 am}
her brother's protective i dont see the reason why im supposed to like her that way

[#1 SONE] _{10:30 am}
i like her better as a friend!!

[#1 SONE] _{10:30 am}
we're karaoke buddies!!

[mother] _{10:31 am}
so if her brother was NOT overprotective, you would like her in that way

[mother] _{10:43 am}
i just want the best for you ok HAHAHA

[dadther] _{10:44 am}
Jeonghan, stop staring at your phone. We're supposed to be buying snacks.

[mother] _{10:45 am}
oh yeah

[mother] _{10:45 am}
anyways see ya baby boo

[mother] _{10:45 am}
mom loves you <3

[dadther] _{10:46 am}
Also, Jihoon's also with us.

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{10:47 am}

[suhsie hoshie] _{10:48 am}
my jihoonie is so cute <3

[#1 SONE] _{10:48 am}
hyung dont forget my milk!

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{10:49 am}
Ok

[mr. beanie] _{10:50 am}
jihoon dont forget about our match

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{10:51 am}
Get ready for your ass to be beaten by Soldier76

[mr. beanie] _{10:52 am}
my d.va ass is ready

[seo myunghoe] _{10:54 am}
ew you two stop that you sound weird

[sunflower-hyung] _{2:17 pm}
PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GUYS GUYS GUYS

[sunflower-hyung] _{2:17 pm}
SOONYOUNG ATE THE SECOM DALCOM WITH ITS WRAPPER ON

[seo myunghoe] _{2:18 pm}
wow what an idiot

[mr. beanie] _{2:19 pm}
lol honestly that's what mingyu would do.

[our baby chan <3] _{2:19 pm}
hyung you weren't supposed to eat it like that!

[big puppy!!] _{2:20 pm}
wonwoo keep your eyes on the game!

[big puppy!!] _{2:20 pm}
you almost lost to jihoon...

[sushie hoshie] _{2:20 pm}
I WAS EXCITED OK DONT JUDGE ME

[sushie hoshie] _{2:21 pm}
thanks for treating us jihoonie <3

[sushie hoshie] _{2:28 pm}
jihoon?

[sushie hoshie] _{2:32 pm}
jihoonieeeee

[july] _{2:35 pm}
he's busy playing a game

[july] _{2:38 pm}
he said no problem

[july] _{2:39 pm}
he just beat wonwoo

[july] _{2:39 pm}
wonwoo get fuckin rekt

[our baby chan <3] _{2:42 pm}
jun-hyung, lately you've been hanging out with jihoon-hyung a lot

[our baby chan <3] _{2:42 pm}
why is that?

[july] _{2:43 pm}
idk

[july] _{2:43 pm}
jihoon is fun

[mother] _{2:46 pm}
hey! thank me and your fathers too!

[mother] _{2:47 pm}
we bought them with our money too 3

[our baby chan <3] _{2:47 pm}
i doubt that you actually paid tho

[our baby chan] _{2:48 pm}
oh shit that sent

[mother] _{2:49 pm}
chan

[our baby chan <3] _{2:49 pm}
oh no

[mother] _{2:49 pm}
chan

[our baby chan <3] _{2:50 pm}
OH NO

[mother] _{2:50 pm}
channie

[mother] _{2:50 pm}
whose baby are you?

[hansolo] _{2:50 pm}
yo thanks for the snacks

[our baby chan <3] _{2:51 pm}
im not answering you

[mother] _{2:51 pm}
chan!

[our baby chan] _{2:51 pm}
uhdgajbdkajao;;;;

[out baby chan <3] _{2:57 pm}
jeonghan-hyung's.....

[mother] _{2:59 pm}
that's my baby <3

[sushie hoshie] _{2:59 pm}
THANKS FOR THE SNACKS MOM!!! <3

[our baby chan <3] _{3:00 pm}
thanks for buying us snacks hyung......

[mother] _{3:01 pm}
i swear, soonyoung is the only child in this dorm who respects me

[sushie hoshie] _{3:01 pm}
MOM!!!! <3

[mother] _{3:02 pm}
soonyoungie <3

[hansolo] _{3:02 pm}
i respect you!

[mother] _{3:03 pm}
hansolie <3

[big puppy!!] _{3:09 pm}
if i call you mom do i get hearts too?

[mother] _{3:10 pm}
yes

[big puppy!!] _{3:11 pm}
thanks mom!

[mother] _{3:11 pm}
gyu <3

[big puppy!!] _{3:12 pm}
<3!!

[seo myunghoe] _{3:13 pm}
i've been thinking lately

[july] _{3:13 pm}
that's bad for you hao

[seo myunghoe] _{3:14 pm}
jun shut up

[seo myunghoe] _{3:14 pm}
why do we insist on calling jeonghan mom?

[seo myunghoe] _{3:15 pm}
he's always so terrible

[seo myunghoe] _{3:16 pm}
making us say stuff we dont want to

[seo myunghoe] _{3:16 pm}
always cheating during game night

[hansolo] _{3:17 pm}
honestly yeah

[hansolo] _{3:18 pm}
he's not even a good mom

[seo myunghoe] _{3:18 pm}
mingyu's a better mom than him

[july] _{3:18 pm}
jeonghan's evil

[july] _{3:19 pm}
not even parent worthy

[hansolo] _{3:20 pm}
actually now that i think of it he's more of like

[hansolo] _{3:20 pm}
an evil cousin or uncle

[mother] _{3:21 pm}
im offended??? my own children?? that i gave birth to??? sassing me???

[our baby chan <3] _{3:21 pm}
you didn't give birth to us!! i love my real mom!!

[july] _{3:21 pm}
we're not really sassing you we're just telling the truth

[big puppy!!] _{3:22 pm}
OOOOOHHH

[mother] _{3:22 pm}
but also tru

[our baby chan <3] _{3:24 pm}
youre terrible,

[mother] _{3:25 pm}
you're my baby until you're 60 now

[our baby chan <3] _{3:25 pm}
HECK

[#1 SONE] _{6:01 pm}
hansolie

[#1 SONE] _{6:02 pm}
hansol

[#1 SONE] _{6:02 pm}
vernon

[#1 SONE] _{6:03 pm}
chwe

[#1 SONE] _{6:04 pm}
mrs. chwe's first born

[#1 SONE] _{6:04 pm}
answer my fucking texts

[#1 SONE] _{6:04 pm}
i can see you

[#1 SONE] _{6:05 pm}
stop seen-zoning my chats and texts

[#1 SONE] _{6:05 pm}
HANSOL

[our baby chan] _{6:05 pm}
what's the matter?

[#1 SONE] _{6:06 pm}
he won't answer my texts

[our baby chan] _{6:06 pm}
oh wait ill text him

[our baby chan <3] _{6:10 pm}
he said that he doesn't want to talk to you right now

[#1 SONE] _{6:10 pm}
well tell him that we NEED to talk

[our baby chan <3] _{6:14 pm}
he's not budging

[#1 SONE] _{6:14 pm}
HANSOL FUCKING CHWE

[our baby chan <3] _{6:19 pm}
he told me he doesnt want to talk to you

[our baby chan <3] _{6:19 pm}
he said "go away"

[our baby chan <3] _{6:19 pm}
"tell him to talk to his girlfriend instead"

[#1 SONE] _{6:20 pm}
???

[seo myunghoe] _{6:20 pm}
GIRLFRIEND???

[#1 SONE] _{6:21 pm}
i have a girlfriend?

[seo myunghoe] _{6:22 pm}
seungkwan has a girlfriend?

[#1 SONE] _{6:22 pm}
i know right?

[#1 SONE] _{6:23 pm}
since when did i get into a relationship wtf

[seo myunghoe] _{6:23 pm}
wow and all this time we thought you were gay

[#1 SONE] _{6:24 pm}
im not gay?

[#1 SONE] _{6:24 pm}
i think

[seo myunghoe] _{6:24 pm}
sure

[#1 SONE] _{6:34 pm}
channie

[#1 SONE] _{6:34 pm}
is he replying to any of your texts

[our baby chan <3] _{6:35 pm}
unfortunately, no

[#1 SONE] _{6:35 pm}
frick

[july] _{6:36 pm}
o shit

[july] _{6:36 pm}
you two having a lover's quarrel?

[seo myunghoe] _{6:37 pm}
oh my god jun shut up haha

[#1 SONE] _{6:39 pm}
myungho

[#1 SONE] _{6:39 pm}
do you know where hansol is

[seo myunghoe] _{6:40 pm}
he's hiding in wonwoo's room

[#1 SONE] _{6:43 pm}
THANKS

[seo myunghoe] _{6:43 pm}
you owe me 80,000 won

[#1 SONE] _{6:44 pm}
what the fuck? no!

[seo myunghoe] _{6:44 pm}
fine

[seo myunghoe] _{6:45 pm}
buy me sausages

[#1 SONE] _{6:46 pm}
okay

[mr. beanie] _{7:02 pm}
okay what the fuck i was about to beat jihoon!

[big puppy!!] _{7:02 pm}
seungkwan kicked us out ;;

[mr. beanie] _{7:03 pm}
in our OWN room

[mr. beanie] _{7:07 pm}
i never should've let hansol hide in there.

[big puppy!!] _{7:08 pm}
i just wanna lie on my bed.......

[mr. beanie] _{7:09 pm}
sorry gyu.

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{7:10 pm}
Wonwoo

[mr. beanie] _{7:11 pm}
fuck.

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{7:15 pm}
You owe me a burger and new headphones

[mr. beanie] _{7:16 pm}
you suck.

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{7:17 pm}
Im going to take a shower

[jihoonie fairy <3] _{7:18 pm}
Have fun outside

[mr. beanie] _{7:19 pm}
jihoon fuck you.

[big puppy!!] _{7:20 pm}
what happened?

[big puppy!!] _{7:20 pm}
what got seungkwan so mad?

[our baby chan <3] _{7:21 pm}
hansol-hyung wasnt answering his messages...

[mr. beanie] _{7:22 pm}
wow.

[mr. beanie] _{7:23 pm}
he's dead meat then.

[big puppy!!] _{7:29 pm}
seungkwan is cursing hansol

[our baby chan <3] _{7:29 pm}
can you guys stay there and listen to them?

[mr. beanie] _{7:29 pm}
our very own maknae making us eavesdrop on his hyungs.

[mr. beanie] _{7:29 pm}
unbelievable.

[our baby chan <3] _{7:30 pm}
just do it

[mother] _{7:33 pm}
oooooh what's this

[mother] _{7:33 pm}
is there drama?

[july] _{7:34 pm}
i bet they're just gonna make out in the end

[mr. beanie] _{7:39 pm}
holy shit.

[big puppy!!] _{7:39 pm}
hansol's raising his voice at seungkwan

[july] _{7:39 pm}
woah

[our baby chan <3] _{7:40 pm}
he's never done that before...

[mother] _{7:40 pm}
DAMN DRAMA

[mr. beanie] _{7:46 pm}
oh shit seungkwan's crying.

[mr. beanie] _{7:46 pm}
i think?

[mr. beanie] _{7:46 pm}
his voice is shaky so i think he's about to.

[our baby chan <3] _{7:46 pm}
why are they arguing? what are they arguing about?

[mr. beanie] _{7:47 pm}
i have no idea.

[big puppy!!] _{7:47 pm}
my head hurts

[mr. beanie] _{7:48 pm}
okay okay seungkwan is definitely crying.

[big puppy!!] _{7:48 pm}
vernon's suddenly soft again

[july] _{7:49 pm}
they're gonna make out aren't they

[mr. beanie] _{7:59 pm}
jun ew youre gross

[mr. beanie] _{7:59 pm}
you only do that with jihoon and myungho

[july] _{7:59 pm}
i dont make out with them

[july] _{8:00 pm}
im too handsome

[mr. beanie] _{8:01 pm}
huh.

[mr. beanie] _{8:01 pm}
glad that handsomeness is helping you become not single.

[july] _{8:01 pm}
hey!

[big puppy!!] _{8:02 pm}
okay theyre done arguing

[big puppy!!] _{8:03 pm}
they're back to their dorky selves

[big puppy!!] _{8:03 pm}
apparently it was a misunderstanding

[big puppy!!] _{8:04 pm}
something about that girl that came over last time

[july] _{8:05 pm}
holy shit

[july] _{8:06 pm}
hansol WAS jealous of suhyun

[mr. beanie] _{8:06 pm}
duh

[mr. beanie] _{8:06 pm}
okay no one tell seungkwan and hansol that we eavesdropped on them okay?

[our baby chan <3] _{8:09 pm}
im glad that theyre okay now, though......

[our baby chan <3] _{8:09 pm}
it'd be super weird to see them avoiding each other.

[mr. beanie] _{8:10 pm}
yeah me too pal

[mr. beanie] _{8:10 pm}
now y'all help me spam the chat

[our baby chan <3] _{8:10 pm}
okay!

[father] _{12:45 am}
jeez

[father] _{12:46 am}
the hell happened here?

[father] _{12:47 am}
why is this chat so full of memes

[dadther] _{12:49 am}
Memes?

[dadther] _{12:50 am}
Did you mean: Seventeen

[father] _{12:51 am}
shua

[father] _{12:51 am}
go back to sleep

[dadther] _{12:52 am}
You're no fun.

[father] _{12:53 am}
cmon come back to bed

[father] _{12:53 am}
han's noisy

[dadther] _{12:57 am}
Okay fine.

[father] _{12:57 am}
love ya josh

[dadther] _{12:58 am}
Same here, Cheol.

[seo myunghoe] _{12:59 am}
i truly believe that everyone in this fucking family is gay

[dadther] _{1:00 am}
Myungho, go to sleep.

[seo myunghoe] _{1:01 am}
okay