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You are Karkat Vantas, a twenty-year-old college student running an average and boring life, who ends up taking residence in a small family-owned bakery with a blue-eyed stranger during a zombie apocalypse. You are eventually joined by the stranger's best friend, who seems to think he's the coolest thing since apple juice. Whatever the fuck that means.
You are John Egbert, a twenty-one year-old baker's son with a decent start in your stand-up comedy career, who happens to be running the bakery for your dad while he's out of town. You head home to get your war hammer, then go back to the bakery. You're waiting for your best friend, and his plane is landing today. You end up saving and inviting a stranger around your age to stay with you, though he doesn't seem too thrilled about it.
Your name is Dave Strider, and the first thing that happens when your plane lands is everyone getting rushed inside the airport and security blocking all entrances and exits. Fuck, how are you supposed to get this bitch-ass present to your best bro now? What's even going on? You eventually manage to slip out, and holy shit, this is a fucking corpse party. Sweet.