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    Sometimes Louis hates Paul. Those times now extend to when Paul abandons him with strange boys who put frozen vegetables down their trousers. Louis gets the distinct feeling that he is going to spend the majority of his day snorting and rolling his eyes. But what else is new really? And then the door is closing behind them and One Direction are left alone with Harry Styles. This was not part of the plan. Louis should’ve been drunk by now.

    One Direction are hired to keep 'their biggest fan' company on their day off and Louis is not at all happy about it.

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