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1. A Real Dick Move 2: Pornstache Boogaloo by meleedamage

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Apr 2017

   Tags

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   • James "Bucky" Barnes/Darcy Lewis
   • Darcy Lewis
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Shameless Smut
   • Established Relationship
   • Closet Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Oral Sex
   • Feline Voyeurism
   • Pornstache Bucky
   • Facial Hair Kink
   • ridiculous adjectives
   • Ridiculous Euphemisms for Genitalia
   • Crack
   • Surveillance Van Sex
   • Bicycle Horn
   • Rollerblades & Rollerskates
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Bathroom Sex
   • BAMF Darcy Lewis
   • Darcy Lewis's Taser
   • Mistaken Identity
   • Bucky Barnes's Metal Arm

   Summary

   I attempt to cover all of the prompts in the Darcyland April Fool's Smut Challenge in this sequel to A Real Dick Move.

   As soon as they finally manage to get their shit together, Bucky's sent away on a super secret undercover operation and forced to assume a new identity. Now he's back with a Pornstache and offering Darcy the chance to try her hand at field work. After weeks apart, can they really be expected to keep their hands off each other until their mission is accomplished? Not if I'm writing it.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Adventures in Natasha Romanoff's Closet

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   English

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