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    Inspired by this post on tumblr by @gabrielthetricksterarchangel:
    Imagine an AU where person b is a superhero and person a is the reporter tasked with writing articles and getting photos of them but a is always getting into really perilous situations and person b finds it absolutely hilarious and adorable
    Person A: *dangling from a flag pole, clutching their camera and their notepad*
    Person B: *currently laughing their ass off*
    Person A: what the hell kind of bullshit is this i’m a damsel in distress you get your radiated ass up here right the fuck now and save me before i plummet to my death
    Person B: you’re the farthest thing from a damsel i’ve ever seen tbfh
    Person A: *being lifted to the ground by Person B* i’ve never been so offended in my life and i hope you rot in the fires of hell but anyway could you sit for an interview

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