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[SHADIS] Opened [104TH REGIMENT COMMUNICATIONS.]
[SHADIS] added [EREN JAEGER], [MIKASA ACKERMAN], [SASHA BLOUSE], [CONNIE SPRINGER], [JEAN KIRSTEIN], [KRISTA LENZ], [YMIR], [MARCO BOTT], [ARMIN ARLERT], [ANNIE LEONHART], [REINER BRAUN], [BERTOLT HOOVER] and [MINA CAROLINA]
SHADIS: Use this channel to communicate with your fellow trainees if its important, otherwise this is only for announcements. I expect to see you all bright and early tomorrow morning for training, don't be late.
BLOUSE: so THIS is what those thingies you gave out are for, cool! connie check it out!
SHADIS: WHAT DID I JUST SAY BLOUSE!?
SPRINGER: oh cool! can we order food with this thing?
SHADIS: You're both an embarrassment.
[SHADIS] has left [104TH REGIMENT COMMUNICATIONS.]
JAEGER: So that happened
BOTT: Oh hey this is pretty cool
BLOUSE: i know right? OOOO check this out
[SASHA BLOUSE] changed [MARCO BOTT]'S name to [FRECKLED JESUS]
JESUS: ..... Uh thanks?
JAEGER: How did you do that!?
BLOUSE: up the top to the right
[EREN JAEGER] changed [JEAN KIRSTEIN]'S name to [HORSEFACE]
[EREN JAEGER] Has blocked [HORSEFACE] from SETTINGS
HORSEFACE: JAEGER!!
JAEGER: :)
LENZ: Oh, hi everybody!
BLOUSE: ITS THE GODDESS!
LENZ: Hi Sasha :)
YMIR: the fuck is this
LENZ: YMIR! language.
YMIR: English
LENZ: ......
YMIR: ;)
SPRINGER: so we cant use this to order food?
YMIR: ....
[YMIR] has changed [CONNIE SPRINGER]'S name to [AIRHEAD]
[YMIR] has banned [KRISTA LENZ] from SETTINGS
LENZ: Why did you ban me?
YMIR: cause u r the only one who would change his name back, sashas eating a potato and cueballs already forgotten how to change it
LENZ: >:(
YMIR: <3
LEONHART: You two sicken me
YMIR: jealous much
LEONHART: Keep dreaming Ymir.
CAROLINA: This looks fun!
YMIR: who are you?
CAROLINA: It's me, Mina!
YMIR: oh the chick Jean mistook for Mikasa from behind and tried to hit on?
HORSEFACE: SHUT UP YMIR!
YMIR: make me
LENZ: Ymir!
YMIR: ok.
HORSEFACE: whipped.
YMIR: ....
[YMIR] has gone Idle.
CAROLINA: You should probably run Jean
[HORSEFACE] has gone Idle.
JESUS: I should go check on him
[FRECKLED JESUS] has gone Idle.
JAEGER: And suddenly I'm liking Ymir.
ACKERMAN: What?
LENZ: What?
ARLERT: What?