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Donald Trump, you know him, I know him, everybody knows him. Not like this though. Donald Trump is famous for his show The Apprentice and being a total dick, but not for the story I'm going to tell you. In the deep dark truck stops of Wyoming a new Donald was born, a Donald unlike any other our small minds could ever understand. The Donald who shook his voluptuous ass and stripped down , showing off his sexy spray tanned bod. Wearing nothing but a smile made for a duche was when he truly won America's heart. Under the name Donald Hump, Donald's hips never lied, and his passion to make America great again never died. One sexual air hump at a time, he was blessing America more than god ever could. This is the story of the greatest man on earth, no calling him a man isn't enough. He was far more than a man, he was the goddamn Jesus of slooty behavior. He was the Patrick Swayze of dirty dancing. His story shall not go untold, and I shall share it, making your lives much less shitter, like a reverse of Donald's effect on simple minded southerns.
This is the story of a god. This is the story of Donald Hump.