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It was a crisp summer afternoon, the birds were singing, the sun was shinning, and Fappy was inside, tapping away at his phone.
In fact, he'd just set up his idols, having been maxed AND idolized, he was ready to take on the event and win his waifu, Hanayo Koizumi!
As soon as the song began he got a notification, taking up half of the screen to his dismay. He quickly swiped it away, not bothering to read it. Sure, okay, this was a rocky start, but he could pull it off!
Yeah, he was doing this! He was making this happen and with no slip up's he would get his girl. Too bad life wasn't so simple for a lame neet; multiple messages began to spring up. From Osomatsu, Todomatsu, Karamatsu, Osomatsu again.
Oh my god, they started another group chat, and they were discussing... Boners. "NO!" He practically shrieks, the messages effectively ruining his run and ending the game.
There he sat in defeat, a single tear rolling down his cheek as he heard the softest of "Tafuna un no meinu!"