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Brendon added users: Dallon Weekes, Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz, Josh Dun, Tyler Joseph, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Bob Bryar, Frank Iero, Ryan Ross, Andy Hurley, and Joe Trohman to chat "Forehead Cult"
Brendon: sup, bitches
Dallon: Why the fuck is it named "Forehead Cult"?
Brendon: anyway-
Josh: Fuck no
*Josh Dun has left the chat*
Brendon: ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK
*Brendon Urie has added user Josh Dun to Forehead Cult*
Josh: Damn
Pete: Brendon wtf?
Patrick: Hi guys! :D
Tyler: its the middle of 2nd hour the frick are you doing?
Pete: WHO JUST FUCKING SCOOTERED DOWN THE HALLWAY
Brendon: skurt skurt
Mikey: WTF FOREHEAD YOU ALMOST RAN ME OVER
*Brendon changed his name to Forehead*
Forehead: If you cant take the kitchen get out of the heat
Dallon: Bren, wanna retry that babe?
Forehead: wut
Ryan: no NO
Joe: I just saw Ryan break his phone
Forehead: which one of you fuckers added him into the chat
Dallon: You did.
Forehead: No?
Brendon: oh wait
Pete: XD
Josh: only emo fags use XD, emo fag
Pete changed his name to Emo Fag
Josh: fair point
Gerard: Will you guys stfu, I'm trying to kill myself by (paper)cutting myself
Mikey: Gerard, I see you at the vending machine getting skittles
Gerard: SPOTTED
Frank: wait has anyone seen my scooter?
Forehead: Yeah, I saw Ryan with it last
Patrick: Wait a minute
Frank: Thanks Brendon, I'll go ask him about it
Patrick: But
Emo Fag: Shhhhh
Tyler: Harder daddy!
Tyler: sorry wrong chat
Dallon: TYLER I thOUGHHT yOU WeRE INNOCEnnttTT
Josh: You'd be suprised
Emo Fag: Wtf is happening to Dallon
Forehead: his dad senses are tingling
Emo Fag: wut
Forehead: He's the dad of the group (with long legs)
Josh: So I guess you could call him........ daddy long legs
Forehead: IM THE ON LY ONE WHOCAN CALL HIM THAT
Dallon has changed his name to Daddy Long Legs
Emo Fag: finally a break between classes so I can fix my guyliner
Forehead: oh fuck
Daddy Long Legs: PETE WHAT THE FUCK IT'S CALLED PRETTY PRETTY MAKEUP YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Emo Fag: what's the big deal?
Forehead: fuck
Daddy long Legs: Okay, so first of all let's call it what it what it is, pretty pretty makeup. Second of all, guyliner, really? Third of al-
Patrick: BRENDON GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Patrick: That was Dallon
Emo Fag: don't let those bastards take advantage of you Patrick
Patrick: I won't- one second Brendon needs to borrow some money
Emo Fag: BRENDON
Forehead: lol wut