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Kiss EDucation

Summary:

Eddy is surprised when Edd turns to him for first-hand advice on how to kiss. Things go a little TOO well, it seems.

Notes:

This started out as a really short little something I was doing as a prompt of the idea. XP But it developed into quite a bit more! I hope you guys enjoy it! :D

Chapter 1: Kissing Up

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“Eddy, I need your help!”

Eddy looked up with surprise as Edd came into his room from the back door in a very, very unexpected manner. Whatever was bothering him was definitely something if it meant for Edd, of all people, to come into his room without knocking.

“Uh, knock-much?” Eddy raised an eyebrow as he set the magazine he’d been reading aside.

“Huh? Oh! Oh, goodness me, I’m so sorry! Hold on!” Edd said with embarrassment, playing with his ponytail. He then went back out the door and closed it behind him.

All Eddy could do was stare as he then heard soft knocking at the door. Rolling his eyes, he got up and opened the door. “Okay, come on, that was dumb. Just tell me what’s on your mind, Double D.”

“Of course, Eddy... I’m so sorry, I let my emotions get the better of me,” Double D said softly, looking down at his shoes. “I know what I’m about to ask is very unorthodox and especially compromising.... but you’re the only one I can turn to.”

“What? That can’t be right,” Eddy frowned with confusion as he closed the door behind them. “We got all our friends, Sockhead! Have you forgotten about ‘em? What about Ed?”

“No, it’s not that!” Edd shook his head rapidly, biting his lip. “It’s just, I can’t turn to the guys or the girls for this. Nor Ed... You’re the only one I trust with this! And you’re...” His cheeks pinkened for some reason, “the only one I feel close enough with to be comfortable doing this.”

Eddy sighed, then sat back on his bed and patted a spot beside him. “Then out with it! Just tell me what you need my help with.”

“Sorry! I’m getting to it...” Edd sat down next to him, wringing his fingers nervously. “I’m... going out later this evening with Sarah.”

The name sent Eddy’s blood boiling with jealousy. He clenched his fists, thankfully unseen to his best friend, and hid a frown. This was one of the last things he wanted to hear about, to be sure. But it was not going to be easy telling Double D that.

“Yeah. So I heard. What about it?”

“I... I wanted... I need... oh dear...” Edd blushed heavily and pulled his hat over his eyes. “I need you to teach me how to kiss!”

This made Eddy’s eyebrows shoot up to his hairline. “Say what?!”

“I know it’s completely unorthodox, I understand! And I won’t force you, I swear!” Double D cried with embarrassment, waving his hands. “I-I just... I know you used to date Nazz.... And you must have a lot of experience... And again, I don’t feel I can turn to anyone else about it except you.”

To say that Eddy felt conflicted would have been an understatement. His heart pounded wildly and yet his stomach churned all at the same time. It was impossible to deny his excitement at the idea of finally having a chance to kiss Edd for real. But the fact that it was used as a way to woo Sarah soured the fantasy.

But above all of that, he couldn’t resist how desperate and nervous Edd clearly seemed to feel about it.

“Double D, c’mon, relax. I can help ya!” Eddy assured with a sigh, taking Edd’s arm gently. “You just gotta chill.”

Double D looked at him with wide eyes, completely taken aback. “Really? You... You’ll help me?”

“Course I will,” Eddy chuckled a bit. “Ya never kissed anyone before, have ya?”

A blush overcame Edd’s cheeks. “....No, just you.”

“Aw c’mon, that was years ago!” Eddy laughed, patting his friend’s back. “And it was ‘cause of blackmail!”

“While I do agree that it shouldn’t count as a real kiss due to the circumstances... That doesn’t change that it was still a kiss,” Edd said softly, rubbing his arm nervously. “...Your lips were very warm.”

“Er...” Eddy blushed a bit, looking away. “Thanks?”

Edd nodded, looking away too. “Of course. Erm, so... how should we... go about this?”

“You tell me, you’re the one who needs help!” Eddy chuckled, shaking his head and smiling.

“I-I know! It’s just... oh dear, this is awkward,” Double D rubbed the back of his neck nervously.

“Chill, Double D! I got this,” Eddy patted Edd's cheek affectionately. “First things first, breath mints.”

Edd looked at him with wide eyes, then managed a little nod. “Oh, of course! Do you happen to have any?”

“You're in luck, I got some!” Eddy reached into his pocket and pulled out a packet of Mentos. He slipped two into his hand and gave one to Edd.

Popping it into his mouth, Edd gave a sigh of relief and smiled a little, “Mmm... thank you, Eddy.”

Casting him an odd look, Eddy popped his own mint into his mouth. “For what? All I did was give ya some mints, Sockhead.”

“No! I mean... for this, for helping me,” Edd looked away shyly, blushing a bit. “I really appreciate it. I can understand that it must not be easy for you, having to kiss another boy, let alone your best friend...”

Waving it off, Eddy gave a mild shrug of nonchalance. “It's no biggie, I'm just bein' a good Somalian.”

Giving a giggle, Edd turned to look back at him, “The word you're looking for is Samaritan, silly.”

“I knew that!” Eddy said indignantly, snorting a bit. “I was just makin' sure you were payin' attention.”

“Oh, Eddy...” Edd giggled as he scooted closer to him. “You can be such a doofus.”

“Hey! I take offense to that!” Eddy exclaimed with half-hearted annoyance. He melted a little bit at seeing Edd so happy. Giving a chuckle, he playfully smacked his friend's shoulder, “Okay, fine, I'm a doofus. But I'm your doofus, Sockhead.”

Brightening, Edd giggled and gave him a hug. “And I wouldn't have you any other way, Eddy.”

The two looked at each for a few moments as silence fell. Eddy felt his breath hitch at realizing just how lost he was in Edd's bright green eyes. Even in the soft lighting of the room, they were clear as day. Clearing his throat, Eddy pulled away and averted his gaze a bit.

“So! Yeah, let's do this then, Sockhead. Get up, I'll show ya the ropes.”

Edd nodded, standing from the bed and wiping his shirt. Following suit, Eddy came around to stand in front of him, then hesitantly placed his hands on Edd's waist. It felt nice to be this close, but he reminded himself not to get too lost in the feeling.

“Erm... Eddy? Although your hands are in a perfectly adequate place... where am I to... put mine?” Edd asked meekly, looking nervous.

“Relax, Sockhead, there's no rule about where to put 'em!” Eddy assured with a chuckle. “Just, uh... put 'em where you feel comfortable.”

“O-Okay,” Edd nodded slowly. He raised his hands, hesitated, and then placed them onto Eddy's shoulders. “Here?”

“Sure, that's fine,” Eddy nodded. “Okay, here we go. First rule of kissing, Double D, you gotta keep your eyes open as long as ya can. Otherwise, you're gonna miss and it'll look really stupid.”

“I'll try...” Edd murmured.

“I know it's gonna be hard!” Eddy said, then exhaled. “I'll lead, 'kay? Just move with me, and tilt your head a bit.”

“Which way?”

“Er, I don't know, right?”

“Affirmative. And you'll go left.”

“Right.”

“But I'm going right!” Edd protested.

Eddy chuckled, then leaned in closer, “Sockhead, relax. I know what I'm doin'.”

Trembling a bit, Edd nodded, “I'm so sorry, Eddy. I don't know why I feel so nervous...”

Feeling a stab of concern, Eddy pulled back a bit more, “You sure you wanna do this? 'Cause if you're all wound up about it, we can-”

“No!” Edd cried, grabbing hold of his shirt and pulling him back. “I-I mean, no. I came here with the intent of you helping me kiss, first hand, and I intend to see it through. No, I won't walk away from this, and I won't have you waste your time.”

Wide-eyed, Eddy then smiled and returned his hands to where they'd originally been. “If you say so, Double D. We'll cut the chatter and I'll show ya how it works. Ya ready?”

Swallowing visibly, Edd nodded.

Taking in a breath, Eddy pulled Edd a bit closer and raised a hand up to his cheek. It seemed to work, as Edd blushed and smiled cutely. He couldn't believe this was happening, not one bit. But there was no escaping it now, even if he wanted to. It was now or never.

Heart pounding, cheeks heated up, Eddy closed the gap between them and touched his lips to Edd's.

A second or two went by and neither of them moved. Even Edd seemed to have stiffened up considerably, but was making no resistance. That encouraged Eddy to continue, trying not to think too hard about how soft and warm Edd's lips were. He slowly applied pressure, capturing Edd's lips a little more fully. The hand on his friend's face gently moved around toward his ear and wove though the exposed hair.

“C'mon Sockhead,” Eddy withdrew slightly so he could speak, “don't just freeze up! You gotta kiss me back. Tryin' to kiss a statue ain't fun, ya know. Sarah sure as heck won't be happy.”

“Oh! Yes... um... but... how?” Edd murmured, his voice shaky.

“You gotta move your mouth a bit, put pressure, just respond,” Eddy directed.

Not waiting for Edd to reply, he kissed him again, this time a bit more ardently. Much to his surprise, Edd actually kissed him back. Although his movements were meek and uncertain, it was a clear motivation to actually try kissing. Even with the clear inexperience, Eddy couldn't help finding immense enjoyment. Just the sheer chance of sharing a kiss, a real kiss, with the very young man he loved, was more than enough.

A soft sound emitted from Edd after a few moments, but it didn't sound negative. In fact, it sounded like a little moan. Eddy pulled back a bit and gazed at his friend's face. It was hard to describe, but Edd definitely looked far from disgusted or weirded out.

“How do ya feel, Sockhead?” Eddy asked, bringing a hand to his friend's cheek and stroking it.

“I... I feel good,” Edd murmured softly, his cheeks turning pinker. “I do apologize for my lack of experience, Eddy... But I must admit, you kiss very well... I never knew it felt like this before.”

“Felt like what?” Eddy asked, giving a chucke.

Edd blushed more, looking away, “Well, I suppose the best I could describe it is this. It felt warm, as if a part of my body seemed to be building up to a strange sensation. And as it went on, I began to feel a little tingly, if you will. Why, there was even a strange sensation within my stomach. It wasn't quite butterflies, but a whole different feeling.”

As Eddy processed his friend's words, a strange idea came to mind. Could it have been that the attraction was mutual? He wanted so much to believe that, but it was impossible to know for sure. Either way, at least Edd seemed to like it, which was the important thing. Blushing a bit, Eddy rubbed the back of his neck. “Heh... guess that just means I'm kisser extraordinaire, Double D.”

Giggling, Edd smiled warmly, “Then I think I truly was right coming to you for help. Speaking of, however... could we... could we try again? I really would like to work on my movement. I felt better about it this time, practice will make perfect for sure.”

This wasn't sounding good. Eddy had a bad feeling that the more they would kiss, the harder it would be to stop. It was a tough decision, but he knew he couldn't let Edd down. Being counted on was not something he wanted to take lightly, not anymore. He looked his friend in the eye, then gave a nod.

“If you're sure, Sockhead.”

“I-I'm certain, Eddy... I'm prepared.”

Exhaling, Eddy brought both hands to Edd's cheeks, then closed his eyes as he leaned in to kiss him again. The very second their lips met, it was as though an electric charge went off inside. His eyes closing didn't help matters, as Eddy melted further into their contact. One of his hands trailed to the back of Edd's hat, cradling his head. The other remained on his cheek, stroking it gently.

To his delight, Edd not only kissed him back, but brought his arms up around his neck. He even came closer and their bodies were flush together. By now, his kissing was a little less awkward, if still inexperienced. There was a certain curiosity to his movements now, showing that he was more and more comfortable. Eddy felt his heart burst with pride, excitement, and yet his gut stung with the inevitable. Still, for the moment, he could at least enjoy this.

Soft mewls came from Edd as his hands gently ran along Eddy's electric blue hair. He even pressed closer, if it were possible, and tightened his grasp. Whatever the case, he was definitely enjoying this.

Eddy let himself enjoy it for a few moments, then pulled back a bit. He chuckled, looking at Edd's flushed face. “Whoa Sockhead, you're gettin' into this, aren't ya?”

“I... oh dear...” Edd blushed, but was smiling dreamily. “I'm so sorry, Eddy. I suppose I feel a lot more comfortable than I thought. Why, I didn't even feel nervous. It just somehow felt natural. Like I knew how to do it all along.”

“See?” Eddy smiled, bringing his hands back down to Edd's waist and pulling him close. “That's all ya had to do, keep practicin'.”

Nodding, Edd looked down at him with a bright smile of gratitude. He seemed to pull away, but then hesitated, “Um, Eddy? Could I... trouble you for one more thing?”

“What's that?” Eddy asked.

“Well... I wondered if... you could help me with tongue kissing. Erm, French kissing, as it were. Which isn't exactly accurate, considering that the French have not at all invented this style of kissing. In fact, the term 'French' in this case is instead meant to stand in for 'Spicy'. The French had even gained a reputation for being a bit more adventurous, especially in... carnal practices,” Edd explained, blushing all the more. “Well, the correct terms for this sort of kissing is a 'deep kiss', or possibly 'amorous kiss', for example. Why, even the French call it a 'baiser amoureux', which translates to lovers' kiss. Other countries, such as Australia, refer to it as-mmmph...”

Amidst Edd's lengthy explanation, Eddy leaned in and kissed him lightly, just enough to silence him. Just as Edd was about to respond, Eddy pulled away, to which he heard a mewl of discontent. It made his heart jump, but he didn't dare dwell on it.

“That's one way to shut ya up,” Eddy quipped with a chuckle.

Blushing immensely, Edd looked away with a little pout, “How dare you.”

“Yeah yeah, pout about it later,” Eddy laughed and smiled. “Sure, I'll show ya how to use tongue. I gotta warn ya, I'm damn good at it.”

“Mm... I can take it. After all, you used tongue the first time you kissed me,” Edd reminded him, attempting to hide a smile behind his hand.

Snickering, Eddy poked his nose playfully, “It's not my fault! Kevin said I had to use tongue.”

“Did he really? Or did you decide that?” Edd smirked.

“Shut up!” Eddy couldn't help laughing. “C'mon Sockhead, less talky, more kissy.”

“Oh, how I wish I could have recorded that!”

“You tell anyone I said that and I'm gonna deny it.”

They shared a laugh, their smiles returning once again. Any nervous tension from earlier was completely gone. Eddy could even feel that Edd was a lot more relaxed as they embraced. Whatever the case, it was working out perfectly. Just as he'd hoped. And then some.

This time, the two of them leaned in together and kissed. It was not what he'd expected, but gladly welcomed. A mutual kiss. Like simply sharing a moment with someone you loved. And who loved you back.

Edd's kissing had vastly improved. He was more confident, more eager, and still curious. It was everything Eddy ever imagined and moreso. While he wanted to curse Sarah's very existence, he chose not to at the moment. Not when this was happening. He groaned at the back of his throat as Edd's arms came around his neck once again, their bodies flush together. In response, Edd mewled happily between kisses and seemed to melt against him. It was so unlike the way Nazz responded whenever they'd kissed. Then again, none of this felt like Nazz's kisses. They were always nice and warm, but never seemed to spark anything.

'Guess that's what ya get for kissin' someone you're attracted to,' Eddy mused.

Pulling back just a bit, Eddy whispered, “You gotta open your mouth, 'kay? Just move your tongue around. I'll keep mine back so you can get used to it.”

“O-Okay, Eddy... I'll try my best,” Edd murmured softly, his gaze that of enraptured pleasure.

He wanted to ignore that look, but Eddy knew he couldn't. Every bit of his mind wanted to keep that as a memento.

Their lips rejoined once more. Eddy opened his mouth, which seemed to prompt Edd to do the same. After a moment or two, he could feel Edd's tongue gently poke around at his lips curiously, as if a bit nervous. Tempted as he felt to mimick the action, he kept his own tongue back and simply waited. Finally, Edd's tongue traversed closer and entered his mouth. There was hesitation and nervousness in the movement, but Edd was clearly trying.

To further encourage his best friend, Eddy brought his own tongue into the action, albeit very slowly. Edd seemed receptive to the action, as his tongue poked gently against Eddy's in a curious manner. For a few moments, their tongues poked and prodded each other slowly. Very slowly.

They stayed this way for what felt like forever. But in reality, it was only a couple of minutes.

When they finally did part, along with a string of saliva, it was hard to believe what had just happened. Eddy was especially beside himself in just how amazing of an experience it was. When did it become less about teaching and more about enjoyment? He wasn't sure. Did Edd notice? If he did, he didn't seem to care.

As Eddy took in his best friend's features, he was taken aback. Edd looked dreamy-eyed, which combined with his blush and tongue lolling out, it was so adorable. To think he looked so happy. All from this. Eddy wasn't sure whether to be glad or even more jealous at this point.

Sarah was going to be the luckiest girl ever. And he didn't want to admit that.

“Sockhead... I gotta level with ya,” Eddy murmured with a chuckle, “You're a natural.”

At the praise, Edd beamed at him and cuddled closer, “You... You really think I'm a good kisser, Eddy?”

“Ya sure are, Double D. Ya did great,” Eddy told him, then reluctantly let him go. “How do ya feel?”

Edd just sighed softly and pulled back, bringing his hands to his heart, “Oh, Eddy... I haven't felt this wonderful in a long time. I feel so happy... Like I can take on anything. Yet, I feel so calm, and so... mmm, tingly. But in the best way. You... You really are an amazing kisser, Eddy. Goodness, I don't think I'm nearly as scared about kissing Sarah anymore. If it's anything like this, well... I don't believe I need to say the rest.”

Giving a laugh, Eddy looked away to mask the immense jealousy he was now feeling. From this point onward, that was going to be the reality. He just had to accept it.

Even if he would rather shove Sarah into a pile of dirt.

“Yeah... Well hey, ya got it down pat now, Sockhead.”

“I couldn't have done it without you, Eddy,” Edd murmured with a soft smile. “And um, if you don't mind my saying... the experience was amazing. I'm never going to forget it.”

Unable to help it, a tiny spark of hope emitted. Eddy looked at his best friend, then gave a chuckle, “Heh, glad to hear it. You're not the only one who got somethin' out of it, Dee.”

“Hee,” Edd blushed heavily and giggled. “Well... I suppose I should be going. I have much to do before the date this evening...”

Eddy stretched and kept his nonchalance mask, “I'll walk ya outside.”

“Thank you!” Edd smiled gratefully.

Even though they only had a few feet separating them from the door, they made the trek side by side anyway. Before Eddy could open the door, Edd's hand stopped him.

“Eddy... before we go, could I... erm, could I trouble you for one last kiss?”

Eddy stared at him, raising his eyebrow. “Why?”

“Well, um... for good luck!” Edd said nervously, rubbing his arm. “I-I suppose I just, well, wouldn't mind one more.”

Giving a chuckle, Eddy couldn't believe his good luck. Even with his desire for more, at least there was something he could take from it all. He smiled and poked Edd's nose. “Ya wouldn't, eh? Look out, Double D! Ya might just be turnin' into a kissing monster!”

“Very funny, Eddy.” Edd said dryly. “Now be quiet and kiss me.”

Rolling his eyes playfully, Eddy then brought Edd down to his level and kissed him ardently. It was hard to resist not pouring everything he had into it. Whether Edd would take it well or not, he didn't know. Would he even notice? Some part of Eddy wasn't sure he wanted that to be the case. Even so, Edd kissed him back and grasped at his upper arms for leverage.

It wasn't as intense nor passionate as their earlier making out, but it was just as lovely. Sweet, slow, but with enough fervency to keep it along. Eddy savoured it as best he could. If this was the last time he would ever kiss Double D, he wanted to make it count.

Finally, they parted, but with great reluctance. Eddy wasn't sure if Edd was feeling it too, but he didn't dwell on it. They let go of each other, blushing and trying not to make eye contact.

“...Thank you, Eddy... that was... that was very nice,” Edd murmured softly.

“A-Anytime, Sockhead,” Eddy said in a low tone. He cleared his throat, then opened the door before allowing Edd to step outside.

Once they were out in the cool afternoon air, they took one look at each other, before Edd averted his gaze.

“Um... thank you again, Eddy...” He took a few steps toward the side of the house. “I promise I won't tell anyone.”

Eddy looked at him, then gave a playful smirk, “Heh, like I said... I'm gonna deny it if you do.”

Giggling, Edd winked at him, “You are quite the doofus.”

“Whatever, ya nerd. Now get outta here, I'm sure you got tons of pre-date stuff to do!” Eddy blew a raspberry at him.

Blowing one right back, Edd smiled brightly and then disappeared around the side of the house. Eddy remained there for a moment or two, then went back into his room.

The minute he closed the door, that was when the tears started.


Much later that evening, Eddy had gotten a hold of his emotions (finally) and was settling in to read magazines. Along with the wonders of a Barry White record playing in the background. Just what he needed to relax and take his mind off everything.

Even if trying to forget such amazing kisses was next to impossible.

Looking at the time, he saw that it was almost nine-thirty and couldn't help wondering how Edd's date had gone. Secretly he hoped it went badly. But then again, he didn't want to wish a bad time on his best friend. Eddy sighed, deciding to settle for the hope that Edd and Sarah decided they were better off as friends.

His train of thought was derailed the second he heard loud knocking at the door. Puzzled, he set his magazine aside and got up, going over to the door. He unlocked it and opened it, surprised to find a very worried-looking Edd standing there.

“Double D?” Eddy looked him over curiously, “What's goin' on? You okay?”

“Eddy! Oh goodness, I can't believe this is happening!” Edd uttered in shame, shaking his head. He came closer and grabbed his shoulders, “I'm sorry, Eddy! Forgive me!”

“For wh-”

Eddy didn't get to finish his sentence as Edd cut him off with a fierce kiss. It took him by surprise and he stiffened just a little bit. What was even going on? Why was this happening? These questions and many more were raised, but he pushed them aside for the time being and kissed his friend back.

Hey, it was impossible to resist. He was hot for Edd's form and his lips. Might as well enjoy it, right?

Their kiss was fierce, passionate, and yet... longing. Funny.

Finally, Eddy pulled away very reluctantly, and looked at his best friend with shock. “Double D, what's gotten into you?”

Looking a mix of enraptured and distraught, Edd burrowed his fingers into Eddy's shirt and whimpered. “Oh, Eddy... I don't know what happened! I did everything you taught me! I applied it just as I felt I should! And I knew I did it all right!”

Raising an eyebrow, Eddy prompted him, “But?”

“I felt nothing!”

“...Elaborate?”

Edd sighed, looking at him with teary eyes, “Eddy, I felt nothing when I kissed Sarah! Nothing! It was merely a joining of the lips! Nothing about it felt like a kiss! It... It made no sense! I did everything you said! Including using my tongue! Even then, oh, even then all I could think about was how her breath smelled and tasted! Good lord, it was not pleasant!”

“Wait wait wait,” Eddy looked at him with a confused frown, “Whaddya mean ya felt nothin'?”

“As I said, nothing! No kiss I shared with her ever elicited the... passion and intensity I felt with you!” Edd cried, shaking his head. “It made no sense! No matter what I did, there was absolutely no feeling! When I kiss her, I'm not even thinking about it! It's just a kiss. Then my mind starts to wander, I get distracted, and I just barely notice it at all. But with you...” His cheeks grew red. “Whenever we kissed, it was all I was feeling and thinking! Oh for certain, my senses and general alertness were still in tact! But despite that, there was so much feeling!”

Eddy's eyebrows rose all the more and he felt his heart swell. This was not what he'd expected at all! But it was becoming clearer and clearer. He couldn't help grinning and giving a little laugh, despite the situation.

“Eddy! Oh Eddy, please don't laugh at me! Am I that bad of a kisser? I must be! Oh dear, this isn't good at all!” Edd moaned, pulling back and fiddling with his hat. “I can't believe this is happening! I'm the worst kisser ever!”

“Double D! Double D, relax already!” Eddy managed to say amidst his laughter, “Calm down, I know exactly what's goin' on!”

This made Edd snap his gaze over to him immediately. “You do?! Oh, thank heaven! Please, tell me what could be causing this!”

Exhaling as he recovered from the laughter, Eddy reached over and patted his friend's shoulder. “Sockhead, it's so obvious. I'm surprised ya didn't see it! But here it is. You're not attracted to Sarah.”

“...I'm... I'm not?” Edd blinked.

“Nope! Like ya said, ya felt nothin' when ya kissed her. Generally, when people aren't physically attracted to each other... doing kissy feely stuff doesn't feel all that good,” Eddy explained. “I tried kissin' Ed one time, and boy, lemme tell ya, I didn't feel a damn thing! Except that he needed to brush his teeth. But whatever! The point is, I love Ed like a brother, he's the best! But I'm definitely not attracted to him physically. End of story!”

Edd blinked again, now looking away and biting his lip. He rubbed his arm, still quiet, clearly thinking about all of this. He then exhaled, shaking his head, “Goodness me, I think you're right, Eddy. Maybe I really wasn't attracted to her at all...”

“Pretty much! Whether it's 'cause you're gay or ya just don't click with her, I don't know!” Eddy threw his hands up in surrender, “All's I know is that it sounds like that MHS stuff we talked about in psych!”

“MHC, Eddy,” Double D corrected with a sigh. “I suppose that's what Sarah meant when she said I... truly didn't seem like I was all there.”

Exhaling, Eddy patted his shoulder again. “Hey, don't let it get ya down, Sockhead. It's not gonna work, big deal. You just gotta get back on the horse and move on.”

A small smile curled at Edd's lips as he nodded, “Mm-hmm, you're right. Thank you for that insight, Eddy. Even I don't always have the answers.”

“Heh, glad you admit it!” Eddy chuckled, giving a grin.

“Oh, be quiet,” Edd giggled. He then paused, turned bright red, and took a step back, “Um, Eddy... does this... does this mean I must be... attracted to you?”

Eddy couldn't keep the grin off his face. He took a step forward, then gave a shrug, “Well, you tell me, Sockhead.”

“Mmm....” Edd blushed more, not quite looking at him. “I-I should... probably... test that theory further...”

Taking a few steps toward him, Eddy smirked and licked his lips, “I'll help ya.”