BootyShaker9000_UwU
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Apollo finds herself in Kilima village and decides to get to know everyone. She wasn't expecting to get tangled up in everyone's personal mess(and they in hers) and fall for them while doing it.
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“Your application does show that you could handle it financially, and you passed the parenting classes just fine. But are you sure you want to undertake something like this? You’re still young yourself.”
“I’m certain. When can I meet them”
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- Part 1 of Three Eds walk into a bar
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Life is a strange phenomenon.
You are many things. You are ditzy, vulgar, airheaded, awkward, kind of stupid, and unmedicated 73% of the time. Personally, you're disgusted with yourself, and to top it all off, you have several diagnosed and undiagnosed mental disorders that intertwine with one another and come packaged together with a neat little bow on top to hide the ugliness underneath.
You've been navigating life this entire time just winging it, living more so for your own happiness in the moment even if you should be looking towards the future.
You thought you had it figured out, at least for right now. But the last thing you expected was to be desired by someone else, when you deem yourself unlovable. What seemed like basic human decency to you turned into a twisting obsession, festering just beneath the surface -- enough for you to remain almost completely oblivious, for now.
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In which I decided we needed more unhinged AuDHD MC rep.I have almost no plans for this fic as of this first chapter and the plot is being actively pulled out my ass like a string of anal beads. Thank you for your time.
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15 Apr 2026
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Working as a pastry chef in a quiet coffee shop, your life is manageable, until the circus appears overnight. No warning. No explanation. Just there. People are curious. You are too. So you go.
You expect it to feel overwhelming when you step inside. Expect something that presses in too close, something you won’t be able to ignore.
But it doesn’t. Not the way it should.
Whatever this place is…whatever they are, it doesn’t settle over you the same way.
They notice.
“Whatever this is, it has teeth… 𝖻̶𝗎̶𝗍̶ ̶𝗌̶𝗈̶ ̶𝖽̶𝗈̶ ̶𝗒̶𝗈̶𝗎̶”
You could leave. You don’t.
Because the way they look at you, like you’re something new, something interesting, makes your chest tighten for a different reason.
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08 Apr 2026
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You never understood how there could be "Too Much" to love, even when so many tried to explain it to you. One dull day, you meet a wonderful, vibrant clown, The Pierrot. Your new obsession.
You plan to keep him with you; it helps that he's thinking the same about you.
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16 Mar 2026
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You're a grad student at a house party. How many skeletons are you running into there? At least one you didn't expect.
(This explains nothing. Please read if you like Sans/Reader romance slice of life with plot, character relationships, fluff and eventual smut. Underfell headcannon is being used.)
(Time for a second note to reemphasize PLOT. Drowning in plot. Plot for days. Send help.)
(None of this is really about college.)
(Arcs Completed: 1/4)
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I don't know if this really matters, but I write and read everything in dark mode--so if you want the authentic author experience, that's what I'm seeing!- Language:
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27 Feb 2026
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“You’re the reason my life turned out like this,” Neriah spits, venom dripping on each of her words despite the slight shake in her voice.
Vox tilts his head, giving her a dismissive look. “Am I?”
“Yes. Everything that went wrong traces back to you. Things I lost. Things I never had. Places I never got to be.” She paused for a moment. “I’m here because of you.”
He watches her for a beat, then he hums, almost bored. “That’s impressive,” he says. “To give that much credit to someone who doesn’t even know your name.”
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After arriving in hell in the late 1990s, Neriah Doe, a con-artist and identity thief obsessed with a long-time dead television host searches relentlessly for the man she believes ruined her life. She knows him only by his human name, Vincent Whittman, the cult leader she has blamed since childhood for the accident that killed her parents.
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11 Feb 2026