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Summary:

Sexual evak texts featuring a lot of memes and gifs

Notes:

I wrote this last weekend as a little indulgent one shot because evak was fucking me up and i was overwhelmed.
-Also, I will be updating my other stories this weekend, I just had a busy week
-And Isak def has a thing for memes if his wall in s3 was anything to go by

2020 update: Some of the pictures/gifs have deleted because the original source may have deleted .

Chapter Text

Even :Hey baby

Isak : Hey :) whats up? How's it going at your parents?

Even: Good

Even: Just thinking about you

Even: Like always

Even: What are you doing?

Isak: Watching Netflix with Jonas

Even: I can't stop thinking about what we did last night

Isak: Baby

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Even: What?

Even: Don't go all shy on me :p

Isak: I'm not. Just can't believe we did that.

Isak: And Im trying not to get turned on sitting here with Jonas

Even: Does he know you're texting me?

Isak: He knows I'm texting someone. Why?

Even: Wanted to show you a picture

Isak: Babe, not now.

Even: It's not of me. Dont worry

Even:

 

Isak: OMFGGG EVEN????? WHEN DID YOU TAKE THATTT

Isak: DELETE THAT

Isak: DO YOU HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF PICTURES OF ME PRE POST SEX?

Isak: ANSWER ME!!!!

Isak: I'm gonna kill you omfg

Even:

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Even: You look hot as fuck baby

Even: I can't get enough of that photo

Isak: Oh my fucking god, I cant believe you have that

Isak: How I not notice you took that

Isak: Did you like..ya know?

Even: Did I what?

Even: Did I get off to it?

Even: Why of course  I did ;)

Even: Can't stop thinking about your mouth on me

 

Isak: :) :)

Isak: Come over

Even:  BJ?

Isak:

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Even: What about Jonas?

Isak: Don't worry about it, get over here

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Even: Baby......

Even: I love you

Isak: WHAT DID YOU DO, EVEN?

Even: I can't tell you I love you???

Isak: Babe, Im not playing with you

Isak: I know you did something

Even: Dont kill me

Even:

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Isak: IS THAT OUR BED?

Isak: EVEN, DID YOU BUY A PUPPY?

Even: Maybe

Even: I couldn't resist

Even: He's so cute

Even: And he loves your pillow

Isak: I cant with you

Isak: Why do I put up with you?

Even: Because I know how to fuck you

Isak: -_-

Even: Not going to argue with me?

Isak: What's the point?

Even: Glad you're learning

Even: And you know Im right

Isak :

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Even: I love you

 

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Isak: Where are you?

Isak: I need you

Isak: Come home

Even: Everything okay?

Isak: No

Even: What's wrong?

Isak: I'm horny and you're not inside me

Even: I thought you were hurt or something

Isak: I am, my dick is in a lot of pain. Get your ass back here

Even: I'm busy babe, I'll be home in like an hour

Isak: Whats so important? Come on, please

Even: I'm at the library, I have so much work to do, babe.

Isak: Even!!!

Even: Isak!!!!

Isak: Why do you hate me?

Even: I'll get you off later, promise.

Isak: I wont have a hard on later, whats the point of moving in together if you aren't going to be here when I need to get off?

Even: That's all Im good for?

Isak: That and making me food

Even: I see how it is

Isak: You see how it is? You're the one who wont come home and fuck me

Even: I'm trying to graduate

Isak: And I'm trying to come

Isak:  Please

Isak: Do you need me to beg?

Isak:  I really need your cock inside of me, baby.  Only you can make me feel good

Even: Isak...

Isak:  I want to suck you off first. Feel you in my mouth.

Isak: And I want you to open me up for you because we both know I cant take it otherwise

Isak: You're so big baby

Isak: You come now and we can without a condom

Even: Fine, fuck. I'll be there in 10

Even: You got me hard in the library

Isak: ;)

Isak: I always get what I want

Even: You better be naked when I get home

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The boys

 

Magnus: We have a question, Evak

Mahdi: We? YOU. YOU have a question

Isak: Whats up?

Jonas: Mag, dont do it

Even: .....

Magnus: Are you guys at home?

Isak: Ja...why?

Magnus: Doesnt matter. I need to know stuff about sex stuff

Even: 

Magnus: Who's top and who's bottom?

Isak: What the fuck, Mag

Even: Why do you need to know?

Magnus: Research purposes

Isak: Magnus, do you get off on our sex life or something?

Magnus: No, but your feedback usually helps my own

Magnus: Come on

Even: What do you think?

Magnus: Well considering Isak is always in your lap and sometimes he looks like he's struggling to walk and Isak mentioned you're big, Im assuming you? But needed confirmation

Jonas: Can't you make a chat with just you three?

Mahdi: With you, bro

Isak: MAGNUS. SERR??????

Even: You're right, Mag.

Magnus: Okay, Even so like do you have any tricks and stuff to make it good?

Jonas: Are ya'll just going to ignore me?

Isak: Holy fuck, why aren't you looking this up on the internet?

Isak: He's not answering that

Even: Sorry, can't answer.

Magnus: Hva? Why?

Even: Isak said he won't get me off for two weeks if I answer. Sorry bro

Magnus: Isak, bro. Come on. Let him help me out

Jonas:

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Isak: Internet Mag!! Bye, Im taking Even's phone

Even: Im getting dick guys, BYEEE

Magnus:

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