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    Hey there, sugar- didn't see you there! I suppose you're wondering just who the hell I am; this tall, stylish looker standing in the front yard of his nice suburban home, collecting the paper. Well, you're in luck, 'cause I'm gonna tell you.

    My name is Thomas Jefferson, and I fucking despise my life.

    Little did I know, I wouldn't make it much longer like this- had months, at most. Then again, if someone told me... would I have really given a shit?

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