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Kookie- IS ANYONE AWAKE
Kookie- M HAVIN A CRISIS
Taebabes- it’s like 3am shut up
Kookie- NO
Kookie- I CANNOT
Kookie- I THINK I JUST HEARD HOBI COME HOME
Kookie- AT 6AM
Jinjam- fuck the up shut
Kookie- im srs
Kookie- hes in the kitcehn
Kookie- n he looks like he gt dicked i’m screaming
Jinjam- is his username two facts or a pun on his name i’m neevr sure
Jinjam- *never
Hoebi- prepare to die jungkookie
Kookie- BYE
Taebabes- I’m actually glad i woke up 4 dis
Softjoon- I never got to suck his dick,,, he died so young,,,
Kookie- OH NOW U SHOW UP
Kookie- I’ve locked myself in di bathroom he can’t get me
Hoebi- I’ll starve u out you big mouthed asshole
Kookie- joonie ily i’m so sorry
Softjoon- lmao lov u too babe see u in hell xoxo
Yoongles- modern day romance at it’s finest everyone.
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Minnie- is Jungkook dead
Minnie- im glad
Minnie- he deserved it
Softjoon- THANKS JIMIN
Minnie- soz b xoxo
Softjoon- i’m getting on a plane rn to come slap u
Softjoon- c u in 3 hours xoxo
Minnie- fuk off
Taebabes- omg it wld be so cool 2 see u joon
Taebabes- ill put the kettle on
Jinjam- why’re we friends
Hoebi- anime brings every1 tgthr Jinnie
Jinjam- i regret
Softjoon- it’s hobis fault
Softjoon- he brought us all together
Hoebi- u love it
Hoebi- if i hadn’t just made this chat randomly one day then u never would have met Jungkook
Softjoon- TRU
Softjoon- ILY HOBI
Kookie- hobi the real mvp
Kookie- also thanks Jimin love you too
Yoongles- Y’all need jesus
Kookie- shut yo gay ass up ur just jel
Yoongles- Of what exactly, please elaborate
Kookie- OH YOU KNOW YOU TINY TINY MAN
Yoongles- bye
Jinjam- Leave him alone Kookie
Kookie- MMMMMMMM
Softjoon- MMMMMMM
Minnie- MMMMMM
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