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the0nlyw0n
@monstermashers dude, have seen this?! Magic is real!
monstermashers
Holy shit! WHAT WHEN WHERE?!
seriesofmalfortune
I can't believe people are stupid enough to believe in magic. Obviously it's just special effects.
todaystheday
@seriesofmalfortune it's not special effects - my sister's a witch, something called a 'muggle-born'
seriesofmalfortune
#it's really not #my sister is a witch #though she says she's a 'muggle-born' #which is apparently a Thing #Actual Magic (via @todaystheday)
You misspelled back there, that 'w' is supposed to be a 'b'
greenebean
@seriesofmalfortune stfu and go else where. @todaystheday what the heck is a 'muggle-born'
#some idiots #magic #Actual Magic
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the0nlyw0n
@monstermashers dude, have seen this?! Magic is real!
monstermashers
Holy shit! WHAT WHEN WHERE?!
monstermashers
NO WAIT FORGET THAT SOMEONE MENTIONED DRAGONS ARE THEY REAL
redtalonlionman
Well, since the secrets out anyways...yes dragons are real.
w0nd3rfu11
#I'm 50% sure I'm gonna get in trouble for this #but the secrets already out #it's not like this won't come out anyways #but yes dragons are a Thing #so are a lot of magic creatures #but dragons are the ones I work with #much to my mum's dismay (via @redtalonlionman)
what the fuck you can't leave it at just that tell me more
#dragons ftw #DRAAAGOOONS! #Actual Magic #common lionman you can't leave me hanging
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redtalonlionman
@w0nd3rfu11 you wanted more about dragons...
Dragons are universally Classified as an XXXXX magical creature - as in 'known wizard killer, impossible to domesticate'. Not that that stops people from liking them, the people who work with them are called Dragon Keepers while those who study them are called a Dragonologist - I am technically the later but I work as the former the majority of the time. Most dragons nowadays live on dragon reserves, though there are doubtlessly wild dragons living in areas where humans haven't settled - and, for their sakes, hopefully never will - yet.
But. Dragons.
They're found around the world, in a variety of sizes with a wide-range of adaptions and, while many do, not all of them breathe fire. Those who do, tend to have a range of six to twelve meters but the Chinese Fireball has been known to hit targets from a range of double that when in the air.
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w0nd3rfu11
#dragons #long post #dragons don't really have a scientific name #mostly because MAGIC - and science never really mixed #maybe they'll get some now #Hungarian Horntail - dracosaurus caudatelum #my boss found out about this #I didn't get in trouble #so I guess I'm free to post whatever #maybe I can start posting things about dragons instead of reblogging it (via @redtalonlionman)
THIS IS AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND YOU HAVE TO POST MORE THINGS ABOUT DRAGONS LIONMAN
monstermashers
I JUST SAW THIS AND I AGREE COMPLETELY
monstermashers
@the0nlyw0n
Magic's real, there are actually DRAGONS out in the world...it's an awesome time to be alive. #Actual Magic
#Actual Magic #DRAGONS!! #I love my life sometimes
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