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“Good morning, every-“
Fumikage furrowed his brows at the sight of their dormitory’s dining table occupied by their class’ entire female population “-one.”
“Oh, Tokoyami!” Mina waved at him as she stopped her conversation with Kyouka “How was your night, sleepyhead?”
The strangely smug tone in Mina’s voice put Fumikage on edge, and he unconsciously started scratching at his neck “O-Oh, it was fine…”
Looking around the room and raising an eyebrow curiously at the lack of any males, he slowly made his way towards the table when he had noticed the girls give him an expectant look.
“Where is… everybody else?” he frowned when he finally surmised that none of the other boys were currently at this floor. Perhaps they were all asleep?
“They’ve already left around an hour and a half ago,” Momo answered as she poured him a cup of tea “It would seem that they all agreed to go to Saitama for the weekend.”
Fumikage’s eyes widened in disbelief and his brows creased “W-Wait, wha-?!”
“Something about a dude’s only trip,” Kyouka snickered as she, Fumikage assumed, mimicked Denki’s voice “It’s amazing how they managed to get Bakugou to agree to come along.”
“But why didn’t you go with them, Tokoyami?” Tooru (probably) tapped at her chin in a pondering manner.
“It’s ‘cause he was sound asleep when they left,” Mina stifled a snicker “Kaminari said something about not “disturbing” you while you got your beauty sleep.”
Fumikage clicked his tongue before taking a sip from his cup. Not only did the other boys leave him because he was still asleep, but they left him alone with the other girls.
It’s not like he didn’t dislike his female classmates, no.
On the contrary, he held them all in high regard and respected each and every one of their skills not just as heroes in training but also as individuals.
It was just the fact that he wasn’t quite… social to begin with. Couple this with the other fact that a large percentage- no, scratch that, all of his female classmates were quite extroverted to some degree.
Groaning, Fumikage reclined in his seat and held his cup of tea near his chest “Is that so?”
“Yep,” Kyouka snorted “We would have woke you up but as soon as Kaminari came down from checking up on you he told the other guys to skedaddle.”
Sighing in defeat, Fumikage shook his head “I swear…”
“Honestly, that was a bit too much for a prank,” Momo shook her head with a disapproving look on her face “Even for Kaminari standards, mind.”
“But couldn’t you at least try catching up to them by going to Saitama on your own?” Tsuyu raised an eyebrow curiously.
Mina laughed “For all we know they could be in Kyoto or somewhere else-“
“If they went as far as to leave poor Tokoyami here with us, they’d probably have a bunch of backup pranks thought out.” Mina finished her thought with a nod of her head, to which Tsuyu replied with a nod of her own.
“On the bright side, you can spend your time with us!” Ochako beamed, to which Fumikage looked at her funny and the other girls seemed to be confused by her words.
Kyouka snickered “I know you’re trying to comfort him and all, but I don’t think having Tokoyami join our plans this weekend is the most… sensible suggestion.”
“I’m up for anything,” Fumikage shrugged as he finished the contents of his cup “It’s not like things could get worse from here on out, right?”
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“Err-“
“So, Tokoyami!” Mina smiled “What color do you want your nails to be?”
Fumikage moved away a bit from where he was sitting “U-uhh… I’d like them to stay the color they are right now?”
“Clear nail polish?” Tooru groaned “That’s not very exciting, Tokoyami!”
“Wait, no!” he squawked a bit “I-I don’t want any nail polish on my nails! Period!”
Mina pouted and crossed her arms “It’s not like it’s worse than getting left behind by the guys, right?”
Fumikage shook his head with a look of mild disgust “I’m pretty sure it kind of is.”
“Oh, come on!” Tooru tackled him and wrapped her arms around him “You wouldn’t know unless you try!”
“H-Hagakure! Get off me!” he squirmed from Tooru’s, strangely enough, strong grip; Fumikage’s eyes widened in surprise when he had felt Mina’s hand hold one of his.
“Now, hold on for a minute while I-“
“Mina!” Momo spoke from the other end of the circle that all of the girls along with Fumikage were currently sitting in “Don’t you think poor Tokoyami’s had enough for one day?” she reprimanded Mina whilst finishing up Ochako’s pigtails.
Letting go of Fumikage’s hand and mumbling, Mina shook her head “Fine, fine! I was just trying to make him prettier, y’know?”
“H-How was that going to make me prettier?!” Fumikage normally didn’t let his emotions run rampant like this, but he was still pretty peeved off about the guys leaving him for the sake of a prank.
“Aww, are you angry because the other guys left you?” Tooru started stroking the feathers on his head “There, there… It’s going to be okay…”
“G-get off me!” he squawked again.
“Well, aren’t you pissed?” Kyouka stifled a snicker “Want me to tie your hair- err, feathers, too?”
Fumikage narrowed his eyes at Kyouka “No thank you.” he grit his teeth.
“Up, up!” Momo forcefully pulled Tooru away from Fumikage “Honestly, you’re all agitating Tokoyami on purpose, aren’t you?”
Fumikage sighed in relief as he reclined on the floor behind him, muttering a silent thanks to Momo for helping him out.
“Oh, I know!” Ochako grinned “How about we all play a game? That’s bound to calm Tokoyami down, at least!”
“What game, though?” Tsuyu tilted her head to the side slightly.
“Hmm…” Ochako furrowed her brows and looked to be in thought for a few seconds. Fumikage was about to decline when she had suddenly spoke up “Oh, I know!”
“How about spin the bottle?”
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“Okay, Hagakure… truth or dare?” Kyouka smiled mischievously and snickered when Tooru had made no second thoughts on her decision.
“Truth!” she (probably) smiled gleefully, flailing her arms around her a bit.
“Alright…” Kyouka thought to herself before snapping her fingers “Do you think sir Aizawa is pretty hot?”
Tooru (probably) cupped her cheeks with a squeal “I totally do!” Mina, who was sitting next to her seemed to possess the same opinion when she had suddenly squealed as well; intertwining her fingers with Tooru’s as she laughed.
“He’s got that whole mysterious vibe to him and his rugged look is sooo hot!” Tooru started to elaborate “But I thought he was a lot cuter when he shaved, though!”
Kyouka nodded her head in agreement before laughing “Thanks for more information about why you find sir Aizawa hot, but that wasn’t really necessary.”
The girls started exchanging their opinions on their homeroom teacher as they exchanged squeals and laughter.
Not only did all the questions that have come by to their group highly unnerved Fumikage, but he couldn’t, for the life of him, understand how the girls could talk about such things with such abandon.
With a shrug to himself, he thought that it was probably a girl thing.
“These exchanges aren’t too weird now, are they?” Fumikage was snapped out of his thoughts when Tsuyu had suddenly spoken to him.
Turning to look at her with a nervous smile, he shook his head “N-not at all. It’s just a bit of a new experience for me.”
“You can just leave anytime if it gets too awkward for you,” Tsuyu had a small smile on her lips “You were just pulled in from out of the blue, anyway.”
Fumikage blinked a few times and laughed nervously when he had noticed that he was staring, instantly breaking his gaze away from hers “R-right…”
“Ooh! Looks like Tokoyami is up next!” Mina giggled “Make it a good one, Ochako!”
Ochako nodded her head with resolve and stared at Fumikage with fervor “Okay, Tokoyami… truth or dare?”
Fumikage thought for a few seconds, Tsuyu’s words still fresh in his mind “Truth.”
“Do you like anyone form our class?” Ochako’s smile was smug and instantly dissolved whatever mental and emotional wall that Fumikage had.
“Straight to the point, huh?” Kyouka snickered “Well, Tokoyami?”
“Well, uhh, I-“
“Oh, come on Uraraka!” Momo huffed “That’s not a very fair question to Tokoyami now, is it?”
“If there is someone that he likes in our class, then wouldn’t him answering your question be nothing more than a roundabout confession?”
Managing to regain his composure, Fumikage was about to retort that it was alright and that he liked all of them equally as his peers but Ochako had cut him off from doing so.
“I suppose you have a point…” she lowered her head slightly then suddenly brought it back up with a large smile “I know!”
“Have you ever kissed anyone before?” Ochako’s smile was still smug, albeit a bit smaller than earlier.
Fumikage blinked his eyes a few times before huffing “No, I haven’t.” he spoke with a smile, a bit embarrassed of telling them this fact.
There was a chorus of sounds of disappointment going around the group, with Mina saying something about wishing he’d just had answered the previous question instead.
“How about we change that?”
Everyone’s attention fell upon Tsuyu, who was looking intently at Fumikage while she had a ghost of a smile on her lips.
It took Fumikage a good four seconds before understanding her words, then he squawked as his eyes widened in disbelief “Wh-what?!”
“Straight to the point, huh?” Tooru (probably) nodded her head “I love it Tsuyu! You go, girl!”
“Come on!” Mina cheered as the other girls apart from Momo and Tsuyu started to join in on it “Make out! Make out!”
“You guys, please…” Momo groaned “You two don’t have to… make out, alright?”
Fumikage was still at a loss of words from Tsuyu and he couldn’t help but stare at her lips that were strangely pinker and plumper than usual-
And were they getting closer, too?
“Whoops,” Kyouka smirked “Sorry if I had to ruin your moment, buuut-“
“You’re up Tsu,” she gestured towards the bottle that was pointing towards her and Tsuyu “Truth or dare?”
Tsuyu looked kind of irritated at the turn of events and snorted “Dare.”
Kyouka grinned “I dare you to kiss-“
“No, no, no, no, no, wait!” Kyouka smiled widely “I dare you to play seven minutes in heaven with Tokoyami!”
“Wait, what?!” Fumikage shot up from the floor and shook his head, his face feathers slightly ruffled “No, no, I am not playing that-“
“Okay,” Tsuyu stood up from her seat and took Fumikage’s hand in hers “Come on, let’s get this over with.”
“B-but-“
Tugging at his hand and prompting him to follow her, Tsuyu smiled at him “It’s okay, let’s go.”
“There’s this pretty big closet inside the kitchen,” Mina stifled a laugh “We’ll start timing you two after a minute has passed from now.”
Tsuyu nodded her head and started to lead Fumikage towards the kitchen, with the girls watching on with glee as the two disappeared from the room.
“So up ‘til what base do you think Tokoyami’s going to go?” Kyouka lay down on her stomach on the floor, earning her a groan from Momo.
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“Well, here we are.” Tsuyu finally let go of his hand and turned to look at Fumikage for a second before staring at the large closet in front of them.
He was at a loss for words and could only gulp audibly as a response.
“Let’s get this over with-“
“W-wait!” he squawked again, and covered his beak when she had turned to look at him “W-we could just wait for seven minutes or something-“
Blinking her eyes a few times, Tsuyu opened the closet “That wouldn’t be much fun, now.”
Hopping inside and pushing her back against the right side of the closet, she patted on the empty space in front of her “Come on.”
Fumikage furrowed his brows before sighing in defeat, climbing into the closet and closing it behind him.
Trying his best not to make any physical contact with her, he basically curled himself into a ball as he continuously pushed himself onto the wall behind him.
“So,” he tried striking up a conversation “Have you… uhh… kissed anyone before?” he internally reprimanded himself for asking such a stupid question.
“Nope,” Tsuyu deadpanned and she furrowed her brows a bit “You look uncomfortable, do you want me to move?”
“N-No! I’m quite fine, really-!”
Fumikage squawked again when Tsuyu had moved from her spot on the opposite end of the closet to right in front of him, pressing her back against his stomach as she slightly leaned her head on his chest.
“This way, you could stop pushing yourself back against the wall so much.”
He gulped audibly and felt his heart beat like a war drum rallying troops to battle “…Thanks.” he managed to mutter out a few seconds later.
An awkward (for Fumikage’s part) silence fell upon the two of them and he was hoping that it was at least three and a half minutes already.
“I wasn’t lying, you know,” Tsuyu finally spoke up, effectively dispelling the silence “About changing the fact that you haven’t kissed anyone yet.”
“P-Pardon?” Fumikage furrowed his brows slightly.
Turning around and placing a hand on his chest, she looked at his eyes with determination “I’ve… started to like you.”
“Recently, you’re what comes to mind,” her gaze was unwavering, which hypnotized Fumikage “And whenever you do, my heart would start pounding.”
“Like yours, right now,” she smiled knowingly as she started tracing circles on his chest “Would you mind if asked for a favor right now, Fumikage?”
The way his name sounded on her voice sent shivers down his spine “What… is it?” he managed to splutter out, his heart threatening to burst out of his chest any second now.
“Can I kiss you?”
Fumikage felt that he had just died and went to heaven-
"Ohh, so that’s why the game was named like his." he thought.
“I-I don’t mind,” he averted his gaze, for he finally understood that Tsuyu’s eyes were probably the best part of her face for him “That is if you don’t mind!”
Tsuyu laughed and pushed herself upward a little, draping her arms on his shoulders “Of course I don’t mind.”
Fumikage closed his eyes and braced himself. He was always curious as to how his first kiss would feel like, especially since he had a beak and no mouth like an ordinary person-
He felt himself relax when Tsuyu’s warm lips had made contact with the tip of his beak; with her moving even closer to him as she tried to deepen their kiss somehow. Needless to say, it was a very warm and relaxing experience.
And he also learned that Tsuyu had crazy tongue skills.
---
“They’ve been gone for almost twenty minutes now,” Mina groaned as she thrummed her fingertips on the floor “Don’t tell me they’re making out like there’s no tomorrow.”
Momo frowned “I highly doubt that. I’ll go check.”
Two minutes later, Momo returned with a mortified look on her face, startling her friends in the process.
“Wh-what is it?” Tooru (probably) furrowed her brows “What happened to Tsuyu and Tokoyami?”
“Th-they’re fine!” Momo laughed “They’re just… telling each other stories!” she nodded her head “Yes, they’re telling each other stories!”
Kyouka stood up and frowned “That’s pretty boring, let’s get them out of that closet-“
“No!” Momo protested as she blocked the doorway “Y-You can’t go to the kitchen!”
Everyone looked at Momo curiously, with Kyouka taking another step forward to try and oppose Momo “Are you sure they’re just telling each other stories?”
“One hundred percent positive!” Momo nodded her head frantically “How about we all retire to our rooms for tonight, yes?”
“It’s two in the afternoon,” Ochako furrowed her brows slightly “What’s really going on, Momo?”
“Nothing!” Momo smiled nervously “N-nothing at all!”
“Oh my God!” Tooru came back squealing “They’re practically shagging in there already or something!”
Momo furrowed her brows and quickly turned to look at the pile of discarded clothes beside Mina, then turned to look at Tooru, or at the very least where her voice was coming from, with disbelief in her eyes “Hagakure!”
Kyouka pinched the bridge of her nose and shook her head “This is my fault, anyway. Lemme… hopefully break them up-“
“Before our food storage gets drenched in, uhh, love juices.”
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Denki stifled a yawn as he made his way towards their dining area. Their classes don’t start until eight in the morning but Denki found himself awake earlier than usual.
Spotting a familiar mop of black feathers, he smiled broadly.
“So, Tokoyami!” Denki snickered as he patted Fumikage on his back “How was your weekend?”
Fumikage turned to look at Denki with a raised eyebrow “Oh? It was quite fine, really.”
“Dude, next time, you gotta wake up earlier and-“
“I also got myself a girlfriend,” Fumikage smiled smugly at Denki, and as soon as the words’ meaning finally sunk into Denki’s mind, Fumikage shrugged “Thank you, Kaminari.”
“Wait, wait, wait, what?!” Denki frowned “What the hell?!”