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"Could you stop with the PDA for one second? Not even Mark seems to be liking!" Jaebum sighed.
It's not that he hated the markson fluff that seemed to be constant, but, oh my god, could they stop rubbing on SINGLE people faces? Seriously, why would Jackson even invite him here? A coffee shop with his two friends that happened to be soulmates is already bad for his third wheeling history, is It necessary to worsen the situation with Mark seating in front of him being fed by the human koala that he called friend?
"Jaebum hyung, stop raining on my fairytail! Markiepoo loves me, he's the penpinapple to my applepen, you can't stop this love from happening, what would Shakespeare say?"
"What?"
"Exactly!"
Jackson smirked and put his arms around Mark for better emphasis. Mark just smiled, that son of a bitch, how can someone enjoy his best friend's misery this much?
"HELLO BITCHES!!! Miss me much?"
"Hey Bam, is your shift over?"
"That's right!" Bambam said, now without the cafe's uniform, seated by Jaebum's side. Jackson lauhged out loud when Yugyeom passed by their table with a wink and a "my type", still finishing cleaning some tables.
"So... What were you guys talking about?"
"Jaebummie is lonely" Mark answered with a smirk.
"Lonely? Oh hyung, you have us! Why are you lonely?"
"I'm not lonely!"
"But Bam, we can't suck hyung's dick!"
"Jackson!"
"Well, at least I can't, do you want to?"
"Eeeeeeeeeew, I'm sorry hyung, I love you, but I'm gonna have to reject your offer, you-"
"I WASN'T OFFERING ANYTIHING!"
"- seems to be like the guy who likes a full on vanilla relationship, and I'm a wild beast, I don't think you can keep up with me like my two boos can, sorry, you're hot though!"
"Ugh, why am I friends with you two?" Jaebum glared at the two idiots.
"If you are really that lonely, me and Jackson can go in a three way thing with you sometimes..." Mark winked at his friend while his smile grew.
"Even you Mark? Glad to now that my love life is such a amusement for you people."
"Love life? Why is hyung talking about things that don't exist?" Youngjae smiled while giving to his friends on the table the drinks that they had ordered.
"Not you too Youngjae! You were supposed to be my favorite dongsaeng!"
"HEY! I take offense to that, what am I suppose to be them?"
"You and Yugyeom are two wild animals that for some reason Youngjae seems to like"
"Thanks hyung! I knew you would reconize my wild nature someday" Bambam winked. "Double B cannot be tamed, baby!"
"Please don't call me baby"
"I thought you would like since you are so lonely"
"Bam, that's enough, stop teasing our hyung" And that's exactly why Youngjae will always be his favorite.
"Are you at the end of you shift Youngjae-ah?"
"Yes Mark hyung, It ended the moment I brought your drinks" Youngjae smiled while sitting at the oldest other side.
"Well, now that the gang is united-"
"What about me?" Yugyeom came seating by Bambam's side, pushing Jaebum towards the wall.
Jackson just laughed as a apology to Yugyeom.
"My shift is over too, c'mom, I wanna know about Jaebummie hyung love life!"
"Pff... The one that doesn't exist you mean?"
Jaebum took a deep breath, he would not kill the maknaes. This was not the first time that somehow he's soulmateless life became a topic, sometimes It really sucked being the only single one in your circle of friends. It's not like he needs someone to be happy, but, jokes aside, he would really like to have the deep bond that he sees his friends have with their soulmates, the kind of thing that you didn't need to ask or look, the other person would know just by your thoughts. Sometimes It creeped him out, to know that a person would know everything you are thinking when within 5 meters of eachother, but even so he couldn't help but want to be this comfortable with someone.
"Hey... You okay?" Mark brought him back from his thoughts, and he noticed that the whole table was in silence, everyone looking at him.
"Yeah, I'm fine, don't worry... It's just... It's so tiring this whole thing of soulmates... Like, why can't I do anything about It besisdes wait? And what If they are dead?"
"Hyung-"
"No Jackson, I'm serious, I'm just so tired of this!"
And he was, he really was, every-fucking-body that he knew had already met their soulmates, people usually met their soulmates when one of the soulmates turned 21, he was 23, so what the fuck could have happened? If his soulmate had died... It's so strange to be sad for someone you don't even know.
"Hyung, we are so sorry, we didn't know you were feeling like this" Youngjae seemed so worried that immediately Jaebum felt bad about sharing his feelings.
"It's not your fault guys, I'm just being stupid, maybe you are right and I'm lonely"
"NO HYUNG!" Jackson yelled almost laying on the table in attempt to get closer to him.
"I'm right in front of you-"
"YOU NEED NO ONE, YOU ARE ONE INDEPENDENT MAN AND IF WHAT YOU MISS IS DICK WE WILL GIVE YOU THAT!" Jaebum never blushed so hard, If there's a God listening, please kill him or Jackson, he cannot exist in the same place as this idiot.
"RIGHT GUYS?"
"Babe, sit down please"
Jackson did, but just because It was his markiepoo asking. "Sure babe, but for real, you don't need to be feeling like this hyung, you have us, we can work this out!"
"I don't think that what Jaebum hyung needs right now is to get laid-"
"Whaaaaaaat? Of course he does!"
"Bam! What I mean is... Maybe he just need some romantic relationship you know? Hyung, why don't you try dating? There's a lot of apps that could help with that!"
"Thanks Youngjae, I'm not really-"
"Oh! I know hyung, I have this friend, Jungkookie, he's hot and cool, and you're hot and... Well, It could work!"
"Jungkookie?" Bambam stared at Yugyeom and glanced at Youngjae.
"Yeah! Remember him-" Suddenly Yugyeom stoped and looked at Youngjae that was at the other side of the table glaring at both his boyfriends. Jaebum knew that Youngjae was jealous of this Jungkook, since Bambam and Yugyeom seemed to be bffs with the guy. Ugh, great, now three of his friends were having a private mental discussion with each other, just what he needed.
"Thanks guys, but I really don't-"
"hum... what shoud I buy?"
Jaebum sit up straight, looking alarmed at his friends at the table, they were all in silence, looking back at him with confused faces. Could this be...?
"Oh my god, am I about to meet my soulmate? I need caffeine for this"
Jaebum looked around the caffe, there were a lot of people inside, how was he supposed to know who was his soulmate? What if they got away? Jaebum didn't know what to do so he screamed. As loud as he could in he's mind, for a good five seconds, enough to see the most beautiful human being in the world jump from where he was seated at the table by the door of the cafe, spilling the hot coffee, that he apperently had just got, all over himself and his table, and Jaebum winced when his soulmate got up and glared at him. Ugh, he was so beautiful.