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1. Inconvenient Timing by blewoutthestars

   Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 May 2017

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   • Todd Brotzman/Dirk Gently
   • Todd Brotzman
   • Dirk Gently
   • Pararibulitis (Dirk Gently)
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • First Kiss
   • First Time
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • top!Dirk
   • Bottom!Todd
   • dghda beginner bang

   Summary

   It occurs to Todd – as Dirk hastily closes the door behind them and shoves his face up against the crack in an ineffectual attempt to see through to the corridor beyond – that, compared to how some of their other cases have gone, “hiding in a closet” was one of the better possible outcomes of this investigation. Of course, the universe being what it is, it only takes about three and a half minutes for him to drastically change his mind.

   Not every pararibulitus attack is painful. But it's still not great to get one when you're trapped in a broom closet with your best friend.

   Art by gentledirkly on tumblr.

   Written for the DGHDA Beginner Bang 2017!

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