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1. I don't want to be your enemy sleeping in the same bed by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Jun 2017

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • Lord English (Homestuck)
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
   • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
   • The Felt (Homestuck)
   • Jane Crocker
   • Grandma English | Alpha Jade Harley
   • False Identity
   • Humanstuck
   • Rescue Missions
   • Gangsters
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Guns
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Revolution
   • Alpha Timeline
   • Felt Mansion
   • Secrets

   Summary

   Volunteering to infiltrate Felt Mansion to rescue some guy you've never met and to kickstart a revolution while you're at it: not one of your better ideas.

   Language:

   English

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