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QueenJihyo has created Superidiots
QueenJihyo has added everyonesgoals, NojamJeong, dancingmochine, squirrel, Penguinnie, duckling, ChaeChae, and Chewy
QueenJihyo: Hello idiots
everyonesgoals: Look who's talking ms still hasn't graduated uni
QueenJihyo: None of us have except for you. Because you're old
everyonesgoals: I'm not old literally you're only two years younger than me
QueenJihyo: Exactly. Old.
everyonesgoals: I'm gonna fucking stab you Park Jihyo. I know where you live.
QueenJihyo: Wow, I'm so scared
NojamJeong: You should be
NojamJeong: Once I pissed her off by calling her hair ugly and she dyed my hair dark green
NojamJeong: And then she'd keep replaying the moment over and over until I apologized and she let me stop
dancingmochine: Nayeon tf why're you so evil
everyonesgoals: Ah the good old days before Jeongyeon and I were dating
NojamJeong: Surprisingly it was one of the reasons I fell for her
squirrel: Jeongyeon does that mean that u r a masochist
QueenJihyo: SANA KNOWS WHAT A MASOCHIST IS?????!!??!?
dancingmochine: lol you just found out Sana's the filthiest of us all
dancingmochine: what good is that God's Eye then
Chaechae: Lies we all know you're the filthiest
QueenJihyo: I thought she was pure????
squirrel: u think id be pure if i was dating Tzuyu
Chewy: Tru
Penguinnie: How come Tzuyu's the only thing you capitalize in your entire sentence?
squirrel: stfu penguinnie isnt even a word
Penguinnie: Yeah but at least I know how to capitalize it
squirrel: :(
Penguinnie: Anyways
duckling: let's talk about how tzuyu said tru or am I the only one who noticed it?
everyonesgoals: I don't get it
everyonesgoals: Why're you so filthy Tzu you're the youngest out of us
Chewy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
everyonesgoals: Don't u use emoticons with me child
everyonesgoals: I am youre mother
Chewy: your*
everyonesgoals: HSEUEGFUEIW29QOSKDHSKA,
everyonesgoals: HOW DARE YOU CORRECT ME
NojamJeong: Literally
NojamJeong: Nayeon
NojamJeong: Calm tf down
dancingmochine: oh shit Jeonyeon just swore at Nayeon
squirrel: ohhhhhhhhh
Chaechae: Is there trouble in paradise??
duckling: will there be a divorce??
Chaechae: Find out on the next episode of.....
everyonesgoals: Istg if either of you continue that sentence I will rip both of your tongues out and make you relive the moment until you are begging for mercy.
QueenJihyo: Oh shit you pissed off Nayeon
duckling: BRO
Chaechae: WHAT IS IT BRO
duckling: WE ARE GOING TO DIE BRO
Chaechae: NO BRO
Chewy: Say bro one more time
Chewy: We live in the same building and are neighbors
Chewy: I can break that door down anytime I want to
squirrel: you better not piss off my baby or get ready to fight me (๑و•̀ω•́)و
duckling: aw cute
Chewy: You better back the fuck off
everyonesgoals: Who the fuck do you think you are to be swearing like that bitch
Penguinnie: Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with a bunch of five year olds
QueenJihyo: The heck are you saying I'm older than you
squirrel: so am i
dancingmochine: so am I
NojamJeong: So am I
everyonesgoals: AND IM OLDER THAN ALL OF YOU SO YOU BETTER BOW DOWN
QueenJihyo: What are you saying I am the queen here
everyonesgoals: Doesn't matter bow to me
QueenJihyo: I'll leak all of your password info to Jeongyeon
everyonesgoals: ALL HAIL QUEEN JIHYO
NojamJeong: Nayeon what does this mena
NojamJeong: Are you hding something form me????>">>
NojamJeong: ARE YOU CHETAING NOH MEI
everyonesgoals: Oh boy here she goes
NojamJeong: I HAV BEEN NOTHING BUT TEH . BEST GIRLDFIREN ANY ONE COUOALD ASK FOR UT THIS I S WHAT YO DUO T OME
squirrel: oh shit
dancingmochine: oh shit indeed
duckling: are we witnessing the fall of an era???
Chaechae: Bro I think we are
everyonesgoals: Istg if y'all don't stfu Imma ruin you
everyonesgoals: Jeongyeon sweetie how much sleep have you been getting recently
NojamJeong: APPARENTKY TOO MCIH BECAU EH W YOUR E CHEAFDOTING ONE ME
everyonesgoals: Okay tell you what babe Imma come over and we can sort this out and cuddle so that you can get some sleep
NojamJeong: NO
NojamJeong: YOUK DOTN LOVE ME
everyonesgoals: Jeongyeon istg
everyonesgoals: Just let me come over and lets sleep
everyonesgoals: We'll sort this out in the morning
everyonesgoals: THAT GOES FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS TOO GO TO SLEEP
dancingmochine: :(
squirrel: :(
duckling: :(
Chaechae: :(
QueenJihyo: :D
Penguinnie: :D
Chewy: -_-
squirrel: babe wwhy do you never show emotion
Chewy: Come over lets cuddle
squirrel:
Chewy: Why're you so fucking memey
squirrel: bc u love me fr it ;)
Chewy: You're damn lucky I do
QueenJihyo: Ew
QueenJihyo: Couples