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1. Direct Your Attention To My Crotch by sabinelagrande

   Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
   • Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
   • Brief Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov
   • Phil Coulson & Pepper Potts
   • Phil Coulson & Tony Stark
   • Clint Barton
   • Phil Coulson
   • Pepper Potts
   • Tony Stark
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Steve Rogers
   • Natasha Romanov
   • Farce
   • Size Kink
   • Silly
   • Texting
   • Tony Stark: World's Worst Wingman
   • Autofellatio
   • Dick Jokes
   • Dick Measuring Contests
   • Phil Coulson Never Asked For This
   • Getting Together
   • First Time
   • People Who Can Judge Me: God
   • I REGRET NOTHING
   • Not Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Compliant
   • Mistaken for Being in a Relationship
   • but only kinda
   • Tony Doesn't Count
   • Greek Mythology References
   • You heard me
   • Trolling
   • I Did It For The Lulz
   • Clint Barton Is Not Subtle
   • Safer Sex
   • Cock Worship
   • Tony No
   • 666 Stories Aw Yeah
   • Humor

   Summary

   Wherein Clint Barton has the D, Phil Coulson does not want the D, and Tony Stark should be ashamed of himself for ever uttering that phrase.

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