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How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
alexander: wow burr, tell us what you really think
and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
alexander: wow burr. just wow.
The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
alexander: is this supposed to be laurens
peggy: i still ship it
eliza: peggy we've been dead for 150 years
peggy: ...
peggy: i still ship it
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted
Away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
lafayette: look its me!
jefferson: no thats me
lafayette: um excuse you thats me
jefferson: nO THATS-
alexander: shut up its neither of you
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
eliza: you okay, alex?
alexander: i dont get hurt by the mere mention of "hurricane", my love
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
angelica: which one?
Well, the word got around, they said, “This kid is insane, man”
jefferson: he is, though
alexander: shut it, jefferson
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
“Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and
The world's gonna know your name.
eliza: thats true. now everyone knows who he is.
What's your name, man?”
Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait...
alexander: i could have done more iF SOMEONE didn't shoot me over some childish political bickering
burr: excuse me
When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden
Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick
And Alex got better but his mother went quick
washington: i am so sorry for all you've been through, son
alexander: when the hell did you even get here
Moved in with the cousin, the cousin committed suicide
alexander: yeesh memories
Left him with nothin' but ruined pride, something new inside
A voice saying: "Alex, you gotta fend for yourself."
He started retreatin' and readin' every treatise on the shelf
There would have been nothin' left to do
For someone less astute
He woulda been dead or destitute
Without a cent of restitution
Started workin', clerkin' for his late mother's landlord
Tradin' sugar cane and rum and all the things he can't afford
peggy: no one even likes sugar cane anymore
eliza: what
Scammin' for every book he can get his hands on
Plannin' for the future see him now as he stands on
The bow of a ship headed for a new land
In New York you can be a new man
alexander: facts.
In New York you can (just you wait) be a new man
In New York you can (just you wait) be a new man
In New York you can be a new man
In New York
New York
Just you wait!
alexander: welp
mulligan: alex you talk too much
alexander: oh you're here too?
mulligan: no i'm dead
laurens: news flash; we all are.
Alexander Hamilton (Alexander Hamilton)
jefferson: does anyone else get tired of hearing his name or
alexander: shUT-
We are waiting in the wings for you (waiting in the wings for you)
You could never back down
You never learned to take your time!
angelica: facts.
alexander: puh-lease
Oh, Alexander Hamilton (Alexander Hamilton)
jefferson: if they say his name one more time, i'm gonna scream
alexander: if you don't shut up, i'm gonna scream
lafayette: if you don't stop bickering like two immature brats, i'm gonna start throwing hands
When America sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote the game?
The world will never be the same, oh
The ship is in the harbor now
See if you can spot him
Another immigrant
Comin' up from the bottom
His enemies destroyed his rep
alexander: yeah thanks for that by the way
America forgot him
alexander: appreciated.
We fought with him
lafayette: t'was a pain in the ass but-
alexander: yeah love you too laf
Me? I died for him
laurens: no i didn't
laurens: what
laurens: pfftt
alexander: shUT-
philip: i did though
peggy: philip do you ship it
eliza: maRGARITA-
Me? I trusted him.
washington: i did
jefferson: look where that got you lmao
alexander: jefferson i will fucking kill you
jefferson: already dead though
alexander: i'll do it again watch me
Me? I loved him
angelica: keyword; loved
maria: what she said
eliza: i still love alexander though
laurens: same
eliza: what
laurens: what
alexander: what
And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him.
alexander: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you
burr: sweet jesus
There's a million things I haven't done
laurens: i'm one of them
eliza: joHN-
alexander: sTOP-
But just you wait!
jefferson: waiting
What's your name man?
Alexander Hamilton!
alexander: wow what a trip down memory lane
jefferson: pft
alexander: shut it. you're just jealous cause no one wrote a musical about your crusty ass.
