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KATSUKI BAKUGO: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You received your package and you are now an official owner of the BAKUGO unit! In order to maximize the benefits of KING OF EXPLODO-KILL hero, we suggest you read this manual before opening the package that was delivered.
We do really recommend that you read this manual. We are not held liable with the damages a BAKUGO unit could do.
GENERAL INFORMATION:
Name: Katsuki Bakugo
Hero name: No specific hero name yet, UA Group of Companies couldn’t possibly go with KING OF EXPLODO-KILL.
Age: 16
Place of Manufacture: UA Group of Companies
Height: 172cm
Size: What kind of size are we pertaining to again?
Your BAKUGO unit comes with the following items:
- One Hero suit
- One UA Academy Uniform
- One UA Academy PE Uniform
- One Black Tank top
- One Black T-Shirt
- One Black pants
- All Might Action Figure that has 999 Different uses
Note: The Black pants and Black Tank top/T-Shirt is the default clothing of your BAKUGO unit. If you want to get more clothes for your unit, take him shopping and buy him clothes, dress him up however you want-- as long as he approves.
Please do not force your unit to wear something indecent. Should the owner try making him wear maid suit, dresses and girly clothing, We are not held liable. This might result in physical injuries on your part.
UNBOXING BAKUGO UNIT:
Removing your BAKUGO unit is dangerous. VERY DANGEROUS. Please read what I wrote.
To remove this exploding bastard from the box, you must FOLLOW THE STEPS with extreme caution. I repeat, UA Group of Companies won’t be held liable with the damages you could get.
When you approach the box, you will notice that there would be cursing sounds and smoke coming out from it. Do not fret, this is normal. You will see that the box is moving around and explosion sounds are coming from the inside. Do not worry, the box is made to withstand your BAKUGO unit’s attacks and other means of physical struggle. If for some reason your box is not causing a huge commotion, return the package because it could mean that he had died inside the box.. We do not give refunds for opened packages. To remove your BAKUGO unit without any injuries on your part, first, step away from the box as far as possible. We would like to repeat, AS FAR AS POSSIBLE. Go to the corner of the room or hide behind a door. Once you have done so, shout one of the following phrases:
“DEKU!”
“ I PASSED THE LICENSURE EXAM!”
Watch in amazement as the box explodes into million fragments as the blond-haired boy emerges from the smoke and dust. He will react differently depending on the phrases you say.
First phrase: “DEKU!” would likely trigger him to destroy the box and curse. “ WHERE’S THAT ASSHAT, HUH!? IT’S ALWAYS HIM AGAIN, WHERE IS HE!?”
Second phrase: “I PASSED THE LICENSURE EXAM!” would probably trigger him to… destroy again the box. “ ARE YOU TRYING TO CRACK UP A FUCKING JOKE?” and would follow up with him cursing you.
Basically in every phrase you use, he would make the box explode onto fragments and STILL curse you. When he spots you, he will turn to you and demand an explanation. Give him your proof of purchase that proves that you are now his master.
Sadly, he might not really give a damn on your proof of purchase, or receipt..or whatever the company gave you and resort to violence with his quirk. He would probably grab you at the collar and threaten you. If you did a good job at convincing him with your proof of purchase, take this chance to hit his head with the All Might Action Figure that has 999 different uses. If necessary, hit his head twice if he doesn’t get knocked out on the first time. This will not damage the unit because his head is quite sturdy.
When he is on the floor, access the control panel on the back of his neck and input the access code. (8-digit number and letter combination that should be on the bottom of your proof of purchase). When he wakes up, he should understand that you are now in possession of him, and will attempt no further assassination unless you trigger his anger. Do not worry, he is always grumpy.
FUNCTIONS:
Your Blond hero is physically powerful, AND ALSO HOT AND ATTRACTIVE! Your BAKUGO unit can perform varieties of functions!
BODYGUARD: Sick and tired of bullies? Annoying people mugging you? Fret no more! BAKUGO unit is here to save the day! He will beat up anyone you take dislike to. After everyone has aware of your hero unit’s (MONSTROUS) strength, no one will pick on you anymore unless they want to end up with broken bones, bruised body and worse, ending up in the hospital.
INSTRUCTOR: Despite your unit’s crude, violent, arrogant and aggressive personality, he is very intelligent! He could strategize battle plans and he holds high grades on class! If you need a tutor on a subject, then your BAKUGO unit could help you!
PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER: Short on cash? Send your BAKUGO unit on fighting tournaments and watch as he mercilessly crush enemies! He won’t care with the size difference, he’d pulverize them all! You will be flowing with cash as he destroys all the opponents there for him!
Please note that we do not encourage the last one.
YOUR BAKUGO unit will come with the following modes:
- Hotheaded (Default)
- Pissed
- Angry
- Enraged (Locked)
- Depressed
- Embarrassed
- Out of Character (Locked)
Your BAKUGO unit is very quick to switch to Pissed mode. If anything displeases your unit, it will switch. In this mode, the unit will be very stingy and will shower you with words. Give him a couple of minutes to cool back to Hotheaded mode. If your unit enters Angry mode, he will go on a rampage and if anyone annoys him more than he already is, he will most likely receive a good beating. Your unit has a very powerful quirk and that IS DANGEROUS. He will calm down after a while, though.
PLEASE DO NOT CONFUSE THE ANGRY MODE AND THE ENRAGED MODE!
If your unit suddenly switches to his Hero suit, produced a flaming background and an intimidating aura, that means he is in the Enraged mode. STAY AWAY, FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE, AND DO NOT STAY IN THE SAME ROOM THAT YOUR UNIT IS IN. Enraged mode will most likely not go away itself and IF HE IS LEFT in that mode for too long, your town or maybe even your country might cease to exist. He will destroy everything within his reach, and it may require an ALL MIGHT unit or a KIRISHIMA unit to calm him down. If said units could not calm down your unit, call the manufacturing company immediately. They will send you a BAKUMOM unit. There will be very loud lectures and your unit will get disciplined, reverting back to the Hotheaded mode.
Depressed mode is activated when he has been defeated in a battle, especially mock battles between the other hero units. This can also be activated when something he wants to happen doesn’t happen. He will snap out of it with the help of a KIRISHIMA, KAMINARI and SERO unit. If he had witnessed a death of a hero unit, please send him back and we will erase his memory of that particular trauma.
You could also make him snap out of it by serving him tons of spicy food.
Embarrassed mode is activated when he had been exposed to some of the known hero units and is teased by them (Namely KIRISHIMA and KAMINARI unit). This unit could also be triggered when exposed to some “mature” content he wasn’t aware that existed. When a BAKUMOM unit tells other hero unit in the CLASS A SERIES some embarrassing things about him. Too much of the Embarrassed mode could trigger him to go to Angry Mode.
Out of Character mode can be activated only when you make him interact with some of the selected units in the CLASS A Series and leave them alone. Take away his hero suit and stop giving him spicy food. Ignore him and give him a cold shoulder everytime he tries to dominate you. After a couple of days, When he stops yelling or cursing and he stops eating spicy food, that is an indication of him being at the Out of Character mode.
Selected hero units of the CLASS A SERIES includes KIRISHIMA unit, URARAKA unit, TODOROKI unit and DEKU unit. KIRISHIMA unit is said to be effective in activating his Out of Character mode. DEKU unit and TODOROKI unit can be damaged in the process. Please monitor your BAKUGO unit should you happen to leave a DEKU and a TODOROKI unit with your unit. URARAKA unit along BAKUGO unit is still under development.
RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER UNITS:
DEKU: This unit is your unit’s childhood friend. He feels superior over this unit, though sometimes a BAKUGO unit could feel inferior when he’s around the said unit. On some times, a BAKUGO unit could bully the DEKU unit. Try not to put them in contact too much.
KIRISHIMA: This unit gets along well with the BAKUGO unit. He is honest and kind-hearted, and he is capable of making friends with most of the hero units. BAKUGO unit and KIRISHIMA unit are both hot-blooded fighters, but BAKUGO gets the medal on the highest degree. Also, BAKUGO unit respects the KIRISHIMA unit.
URARAKA: This unit might try to engage on a conversation with your BAKUGO unit. Your unit could diss the URARAKA unit, but the said units are lively and outgoing, so she wouldn’t mind. BAKUGO unit respects URARAKA unit.
Unless a DEKUBOWL program is initiated between them.
TODOROKI: This unit and your BAKUGO unit have interacted a few times, most of it are just scuffles. The TODOROKI unit is not fond of your unit’s aggressive personality. The BAKUGO unit could be slightly jealous with this unit’s quirk, given that he saw the strength of this unit already. Your unit dislikes TODOROKI unit’s cold attitude. Other than that, They could be neutral with each other.
BAKUMOM: This unit is the answer to your problems with your BAKUGO unit going rambo. She is the mother unit of the BAKUGO unit. She could give your unit a good scolding when it comes to that.
ALL MIGHT: This unit is one of the Hero unit on the PRO HERO SERIES. Your BAKUGO unit would like to surpass this unit one day. Though with that kind of mindset, your BAKUGO unit looks up to the ALL MIGHT unit.
Cleaning:
Your BAKUGO unit is a mature sixteen year old boy and can take care of his own body. Trying to get involved with his bathroom activities will earn you an explosion on your face.
Feeding:
Your unit loves spicy foods. He also eats a lot. If you try to forcefully feed him something he doesn’t like, you have earned yourself another explosion to the face. Worse, he could send you flying.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
Q: I want my BAKUGO unit to date another unit! Is this possible?
A: Yes. If you insist, try unlocking his OUT OF CHARACTER mode and putting him in a room with either a DEKU, KIRISHIMA and TODOROKI unit. There is a low chance, but if all goes well, then congratulations.
Q: Can my BAKUGO unit stop cursing every single second? He’s making me lose my friends! People are sick of my unit’s dangerous quirk and aggressive behavior!
A: Your BAKUGO Unit is grumpy by default. If you don’t like his personality, you could get a calm unit like the TODOROKI unit or the well-mannered IIDA unit.
Q: There is this weird..stuffed toy..plushie looking thing that came with my unit! One moment it was imitating the DEKU unit, and after I looked at it, it became the KIRISHIMA unit! Is this some kind of factory-damaged item?
A: First, to answer your question, no. It’s not a factory-damaged item. Second,
CONGRATULATIONS! You received one out of ONE THOUSAND lucky packages that includes the SHAPE SHIFTING PLUSHIE!
This Plushie would imitate the appearance of a hero unit in the CLASS A series, or even the PRO HERO SERIES depending on your BAKUGO unit’s mood! This plushie would help your unit to vent out any emotions and actions he deems unecessary. If he’s angry, the plushie could turn to a DEKU unit and your BAKUGO unit could rip it out apart! If your BAKUGO unit is lonely, the plushie could split up and imitate a KIRISHIMA and KAMINARI unit! If you wanted your BAKUGO unit to have a serious conversation WITHOUT SWEARING and any physical misbehavior, your plushie could imitate a TODOROKI unit!
Please do not worry with the quality of the plushie. It is made to withstand BAKUGO unit’s aggressiveness. When your unit rages and destroys the plushie, give it a minute to reform and there’s nothing to worry about!
If for some reason you don’t want this lucky bonus, contact our office and we will be glad to take it back.
TROUBLESHOOTING:
Problem: Your BAKUGO unit came home one day, his energy dropped. He isn’t cursing and he isn’t aggressive. He just went to his room and slept.
Solution: Your BAKUGO unit is most likely in the Depressed mode. Give him the plushie to calm him down, and then serve him some spicy food. He’ll get better in no time!
Problem: Your BAKUGO unit started SMILING at you and is treating you with utmost respect. You got creeped out because he’s as gentle as the TODOROKI unit but you admitted that you enjoyed it that way.
Solution: Your unit is in the OUT OF CHARACTER mode. If you want him to return back to normal, start cursing in every words you say and serve him spicy food.
NOTE: If this does not fix your unit, call our headquarters and we will reprogram him...unless you wanted the unit to stay that way then we could not stop you.
Problem: Your BAKUGO unit started talking about world peace and had started smiling like the ALL MIGHT unit.
Solution: Send him back for reprogramming. Immediately .
Problem: Your BAKUGO unit has run away, saying that he’s got to face the VILLAIN ALLIANCE.
Solution: Send out a word that the VILLAIN ALLIANCE SERIES had appeared in your neighborhood, asking where the BAKUGO unit is to try to make him join them. When you spot your BAKUGO unit, hit him with the All Might Action Figure that has 999 Different uses. Drag him back to your house and when he wakes up, serve him some spicy food. When he questions you about the VILLAIN ALLIANCE, tell him that he was just dreaming and it was probably the plushie’s fault. He will buy your lie and continue to stuff his face with spicy food.
With proper care, your BAKUGO unit will live a healthy, long life on your side! He could probably teach you some tricks or two, and he’ll be comfortable with you around. But without proper care.. OH NO! You’ll end up with couple of broken bones, burnt clothes, even a destroyed house.
If you ever have a problem with your unit, send him back within a 3 month of time to receive a full refund! If the time period expired,e and you want to get rid of your unit, simply hit him with the All Might Action Figure that has 999 Different uses while he is sleeping, and call our office to get him back. BAKUGO units are dangerous when left interacting with the VILLAIN ALLIANCE SERIES, so when you do want to get rid of him, Send him back to us and don’t let him wander off.