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justin added euiwoong, hyeongseop, seunghyuk and zhengting to a chat
justin changed his nickname into ethereal
hyeongseop: glad to know u love urself
ethereal changed euiwoong's nickname in leadernim
ethereal changed hyeongseop's nickname into seoppie
ethereal changed seunghyuk's nickname into fake zelo
leadernim: I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE ZELO
zhengting: Who is Zelo? (◎▼◎)?
fake zelo: From BAP
fake zelo: His full name is Choi Junhong
fake zelo: A lot of comments say we look alike
ethereal changed zhengting's nickname into sunshine™
ethereal changed the chat name into BITCHES THAT FLOPPED
sunshine™: Justin your language ＼(;´□｀)/
seoppie: yeah justin ur fucking language
leadernim: hyung why
ethereal: sorry ge
ethereal: wELCOME FLOPMATES
seoppie: dont lump me in with u floptin
leadernim changed ethereal's nickname to floptin
seoppie: thanks woong
seoppie: i knew ud support me
seoppie: n i didnt flop during the 1st two eliminations wyd loser lmaaaaooo
fake zelo: Excuse me
seoppie: not u seunghyuk i love u and i support u with all my heart
seoppie: i would never call someone i love a flop
floptin: ew favoritism
floptin: go fuck yourself
seoppie: no thanks i have p.woojin
sunshine™: Σ(゜゜)
leadernim: what
fake zelo: what
seoppie: what
floptin: and so it begins
floption: anyways should we add more people
sunshine™: That would be nice! More friends! (*ﾉ▽ﾉ)
floptin added insoochu, eunking, [internal screaming noises] and talent u slept on to BITCHES THAT FLOPPED
seoppie: but no one else ever agreed wed add more people
floptin: lisTEN IF ZHENG-GE SAYS ITS NICE
floptin: THEN ITS NICE
leadernim: but do they actually fuck with feelings or fuck without
insoochu: that's a nice welcome message
leadernim: oh hi hyung
leadernim: but what do you think
fake zelo: We'll never know
fake zelo: Until Hyeongseop comes clean
eunking: when is he ever clean
eunking: hes like dirtier than all of yall combined
eunking: or maybe on the same level as justin
seoppie: LMAO HEAR THAT FLOPTIN
seoppie: YOU DIRTY
floptin: at least i dont fuck a hyung without knowledge
seoppie: bITCH I KNOW MY BASICS
seoppie: AND WERE THE SAME AGE
seoppie: AND WE NEVER WENT FAR FROM CUDDLING
seoppie: oh wait shit
the talent u slept on: E X P O S E D
floptin: woongie-hyung i did that answer ur question
leadernim: thanks justin
floptin: i got ur back
floptin: anyways who did i end up adding
floptin: i remember adding eunki-hyung, insoo-hyung and kenta-hyung
floptin: but
floptin: who r u talent that we slept on
talent that u slept on: Take a guess on which center and leader mnet decided to sleep on
seoppie: taehyun-hyung??????
leadernim: yongguk-hyung?
leadernim: wait no he hasnt been a leader right
fake zelo: I didn't stay long enough to know and the show doesn't highlight anything that's not drama
fake zelo: Basically I can't make a guess :(
seoppie: why does that sound sad
floptin: are u taedong-hyung
floptin: wait no he hasnt been a leader he got dethroned in ikyk team
talent that u slept on: We were team mates btw
sunshine™: Oh! Oh! Hwanwoongie!! (/^▽^)/
the talent that u slept on: Bingo
sunshine™: He kept saying people slept on him during the evaluations!
sunshine™: Though I don't remember people sleeping ontop of him during the practices sorry Woongie (;△;)
unholy trio + holy jaechan
eunking: gUYS
insoochu: are u going to squeal over jungjung
eunking: THATS RIGHT BITCH
eunking: HILY SHIT HES SO CUTE???? DID U SEE ALL JHOSE KAOMOJIS
eunking: IM FOSJWKRPOJQ
jaejae: whats going on
[internal screaming noises]: yuehua trainees added us to a chat and eunki's being him
eunking: YOU DOMT UNDERSRAND
eunking: ITS SO CUTE
eunking: ITS LITRRALLY THE CUTEST THING????
[internal screaming noises]: its cute but its jungjung literally everything is cute about him
jaejae: thats true except when he raises his shirt
[internal screaming noises]: u got a point jackie chan
[internal screaming noises]: why dont u just gay it over together
jaejae: hes got a point
eunking: ITS NOT THAT EASY
eunking: HE ISN T GAY FOR ME
eunking: INSOO AND U WWRE A GAY COUPEL FROM THW START DON T FOMPARE IT TO M E
insoochu: how do you know hes not gay for you when you havent tried
eunking: have u seen a single hint of gay on him
jaejae: um
insoochu: oh
[internal screaming noises]: have u not seen all of yuehua fanboy over ygk+
[internal screaming noises]: u were right behind them during the first evaluations what the fuck eunki
eunking: excuse me i arrived after ygk+
eunking: wait whAT
eunking: WHAT
insoochu: there it is