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Jack Frost is the world's biggest slut. Everyone knows it. The nymphs know it, the fey know it, the satyrs know it, the Guardians know it.
It's funny then, that Jack's actually a three hundred year-old virgin and trying to keep that a secret. (Apparently virgins are a hot commodity in the world of magic and myths.) Not hard, when you smell like sex all the time. (Thank you magic potion.)
Too bad no one told Jack that unicorns are hard to hide things from.
(Or: Jack's a scared virgin in a world of people who want to molest him, Bunny sticks his foot in his mouth, and unicorns come to the rescue. I'm serious.)