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It's Facebook Complicated by wintermute for Ralkana
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
09 Jan 2014
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It’s not that Phil has problems asking Clint out—well, he does, because he’s a professor and Clint’s someone else’s grad student. It’s just that he also has a thing for Clint’s roommate (and coworker, and best friend, and also someone else’s grad student) Steve. It’s fucking confusing for Phil because having the same kind of feelings for two people at the same time, how does that even work?
Plus, he’s just a balding, middle-aged, boring professor of economics. There is no way that Clint or Steve would look at him twice if they didn’t know each other already, right?
(In which Melinda and Natasha are exasperated, Phil is smitten, Clint and Steve take matters into their own hands, and Jasper is 5000% done with all of Phil’s bullshit.)