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Lloyd: Well Marie, I think Phoenix has lost it.
Marie: Agreed… To think he’d come around and do this though, and so soon after the sweep.
Lloyd: Still though, he did tell Swift he’d do it eventually… I guess now is ‘Eventually’
Marie: Man, those CU pricks on FF thought they’d cripple Phoenix, instead they broke the shackles he put on himself.
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Sitting in a rather empty room were 12 people, sleeping on couches in pairs.
The first pair was a young 15 year old girl with red-tipped black hair, and a 17 girl with long blonde hair. The younger girl was cuddling up to the blonde like she were a stuffed animal. This was Ruby Rose and Yang Xaio Long, two half sisters.
The next pair was a 17 year old girl with long black hair with a black ribbon in it, and a 1 year old girl with long white hair. The two were leaning away from each and the black haired girls bow was twitching on occasion. These were Blake Belladonna and Weiss Schnee.
The next pair was a blonde boy with short hair wearing a ridiculous bunny onesie, and an amazonian girl with long red hair. The red haired girl was in fact snuggling up to the blonde unconsciously. These were Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos… the latter of which really needs to hurry up and profess her love for the former while the former needs to pay a bit more attention to the latter.
The next pair was a boy with mid length black hair with a pink highlight in it and a shorter girl with orange hair. The boy was sleeping motionlessly while the orange haired girl was sprawled out with a snot bubble coming out of her nose while snoring, though one of her hands was reaching out for the former. These were Lie Ren, and Nora Valkyrie… a pair that really should be ‘Together’ together by now.
Next was a pair of adult men, on with short blonde hair and the other with short black hair… the black haired one smelled unfortunately of booze. These were Taiyang Xaio Long, and Qrow Branwen, father and uncle, respectively, to Ruby and Yang.
The next two were both black haired individuals, one male and one female. The man was massive, while the woman was at a much less intimidating size and had a pair of cat ears poking out of her long hair. These were Ghira and Kali Belladonna.
The whole group of them were sleeping, rather peacefully, all of them having pleasant dreams… some more so than others.
It was then a new figure walked into the room- One that was not human.
It had a feminine figure, with it’s body being rather thin, with green arms with hands that had no fingers, its legs were white with feet that were more like toeless points, the legs were covered by a dress-like protrusion around it’s body, in it’s chest was a red horn-like object that was poking out of it’s back as well, it had a green jair-like structure on it’s head and large red eyes. On it’s right arm was a metal band with a colorful jewel set in the middle of the band, which did not seem to be a part of it’s body.
This was a Pokemon known as a Gardevoir. More Specifically this was Phoenix’s Gardevoir, Esmerelda, on her arm was a Mega-Stone.
Esmerelda looked among the sleeping people of Remnant and smiled softly, she normally wouldn’t want to wake them up, but Phoenix did want them awake.
Esmerelda’s eye’s began to glow blue as she held out her hand, causing a blue outline to form around the couches, and said couches began to lift themselves off the ground. Going up about a foot before the glow faded and the dropped back down with a crash, waking up everyone.
“We’re under attack!” Nora shouted jumping up and subsequently throwing Ren over he shoulder.
“Protect the cookies!” Ruby shouted jolting awake.
“Gwah!” Jaune cried out as he tumbled off the couch, pulling Pyrrha with him
“The hell?” Qrow asked as he fell off the couch, followed by Taiyang falling on top of him.
“Gah!” Tai cried out as he landed on Qrow’s elbow, “Sorry buddy.”
“What’s happening?” Weiss demanded an she made sure she was still wearing something.
Blake had immediately jumped into a combat stance, despite her weapon not being there.
“Wanna piece of me!?” Yang shouted entering her fighting stance, despite not knowing what had happened.
Ghira and Kali both jumped up, “What’s going on, where are we?” Ghira demanded as Kali clung to him looking around.
Upon hearing that voice Blake suddenly tensed up, “Mom? Dad?” Blake asked.
“Blake!” Kali cried out rushing over to her daughter and pulling her into a hug.
“Wait… those are Blake’s parents?” Yang asked, “Huh, from how little she talks about them I thought they were dead.”
“I’m not dead yet.” Ghira deadpanned throwing Yang a look, “Still… I suppose from what she’s told you all according to the letters she sent us I can understand how you’d make that assumption.”
“S-Sorry sir.” Yang apologized, “I didn’t mean to insult you.”
“Can we get back to figuring out where we are?” Qrow asked throwing Tai off him.
“I would like to know that as well.” Weiss said.
The group of Remnant inhabitants finally went silent, allowing them to hear a feminine laughter filling the room, this caused everyone to turn their heads to see Esmerelda holding her gut with one arm while the other was where her mouth was, covering it as she laughed.
“You think that was funny!?” Yang demanded in a rage, “Come here you! I’ll show you something funny!”
With that Yang ran toward Esmerelda with her arm reared back to punch the Gardevoir...
Yet when Yang swung her fist the Pokemon turned white and vanished, causing the blink in surprise.
“W-what the!?” Ruby cried out, “Where did it go?”
The sound of clapping was heard coming from behind them as Esmerelda had teleported behind the group.
“Are… Are you making fun of me!?” Yang roared running at Esmerelda once again.
Esmerelda finally stopped laughing as her eyes turned blue once again and she held her hand out to Yang, causing the blonde brawlers body to suddenly form a glowing blue outline as she froze.
“Yang?” Ren asked as Nora let him go in embarrassment.
“Guys…” Yang said through clenched teeth as her eyes looked left and right, “I can’t move… at all.”
Everyone remaining stood up, with Pyrrha jumping off of Jaune with a red face, and turned to the Pokemon with a look of wariness in their eyes, not knowing just what it was capable of.
At that moment a piece of paper floated in front of Esmerelda along with a pen, the pen soon started to write on the paper before the sheet floated over to Ruby, who took it gently as if it would explode.
“What’s it say?” Blake asked not taking her eyes off Esmerelda.
“It says… ‘Have you all calmed yourselves yet?’.” Ruby said, “Well… can you put Yang down? Please?” Ruby pleaded with puppy dog eyes.
Esmerelda simply chuckled, Pandora the Absol pulled that trick one too many times on her to be affected by such a technique, then looked at Yang with a questioning gaze.
“I’m calm.” Yang said quickly.
Esmereda smiled as the blue glows faded, causing Yang to fall to the floor in shock before scrambling back.
“You-” Weiss said taking a step forward, before deciding it would probably be better to take a step back, “What are you and why are we here?”
Surprisingly enough Esmerelda smiled and walked over to a cassette tape player and pressed the play button, causing a young mans voice to play from it.
“Greeting’s Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Taiyang, Qrow, Ghira, and Kali.” The mans voice said, “I am known as the Phoenix Champion, but I go by Phoenix more often than not, the creature that has greeted you is Esmerelda, a creature known as a Gardevoir, one of the many species of creatures known as Pokemon. I have brought you all here today to read to you a tale involving Pokemon, and before you complain that I brought you here simply to read a book I will have you know that it will give you hints to your future once you’ve reached far enough and you shall even be rewarded upon reading certain Chapters. I apologize for not being able to speak with you directly about this, but there are some last minute things I am working on at the moment. You are free to roam where you wish in my home for the time being, but when Esmerelda comes for you that is when it’s time for the story to begin. Have a nice time everyone… Oh, and Esmerelda, go check on Lycanrock, you know how she gets whenever she has one of her battle urges and I’m not entirely sure Tsareena can her her back all by herself.”
Esmerelda nodded before teleporting away, leaving the Remnant group by themselves.
“Well… lets go have breakfast.” Ruby said.
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Little did the group know, but there was a pokemon waiting in the cafeteria, watching them without them knowing.
This pokemon was a large, wyvern-like bat hanging from the high up rafters, it’s hide was mostly black with the leather of it’s wings being purple, a red V shape on its nose in front of it’s golden eyes, red claws on it’s hand, a long black tail wrapped on the rafter for extra support, a tuft on white fur around it’s neck, and two large, speaker-like ears.
This was a Pokemon known as Noivern, and she watched the two teams from it’s hiding place.
It heard with perfect clarity as Blake introduced her parents to her team, and team JNPR, as well as to Tai.
And she also saw Qrow slip off to speak with another guest of the temple, one brought her by Phoenix. A woman with pale skin, long red hair with a blond at the top and green at the tips, shining red eyes with gold eyeshadow wearing a red kimono with green edges and a loose obi that showed the world most of her watermelon sized breasts.
Noivern herself was still puzzled on how her trainer had managed to convince a version of Ho-oh to some to the temple to seduce Qrow.
Of course, she was also puzzled on how her trainer seemed to attract so many female Pokemon [I’m not joking about this part, no matter what game I play in the series I keep running into nothing but females when applicable, I mean the first time I encounter growlithe in Moon it was freaking female!]
Pretty soon Noivern noticed the group spitting up, The Belladona’s going into a room to spend time together as a family, same with the Rose-Xaio Longs. Weiss had reluctantly followed Team JNPR if evidenced by Jaune’s pestering of her.
And of course Qrow was walking away arm in arm with Ho-oh.
The moment the room was empty Noivern spread her wings and left the cafeteria, she’d want to find her trainer and let him know the news… Assuming there was a Psychic type with him. Valerie was never far from him when she was let out.
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In another room a man wearing armor stood in front of something. The man was wearing several pieces of flame colored interlocking armor that covered his whole body, he had a falcon shaped helmet, and bright red feathers forming twin capes dangling behind him.
“I dunno Flarea, you think this is good enough?” The man, Phoenix Champion asked his wife.
His wife, was a woman who look almost exactly like Cinder Fall, but with red hair instead of black, and larger breast due to the centaur and elf DNA mixed into the cloning sequence, as she is a clone of Cinder.
“Well…” Flarea said with her face a bright shade of red, because standing in front of her was not one, but two Phoenix’s, “I recall that the Hoshidan Mechanist replica’s can’t talk…”
Phoenix waved it off, “Not an issue, I just gotta get my holograms to throw their voices.” Phoenix said.
“Well in that case…” Flarea said grinning, “I can think of some… other uses for this…” Flare purred.
“Shoulda seen this coming.” Phoenix muttered.
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Noivern landed in front of the room she could smell her trainer in, and she was about to open the door before she heard Flarea’s moaning.
Noivern jumped away from the door before taking off down the hall. This was NOT something she wanted to hear!
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Well folks, here’s the opening for my new project, I have no idea how often this will update, but hey, I hope you enjoyed it.
Especially you Swift ;)
See you all later then.