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Jimin was minding his own business inside his mansion when a certain chocolate head entered with his hair sticking out towards every direction, a bright smile plastered on his lips and a book, Jimin assumed was— Twilight
"Jimin! Chim! Jiminie~!"
"What is it, Taehyung?" Jimin called out, slightly irritated but fond nonetheless
"Okay, so I have a question" Taehyung started once he sat down beside Jimin on the sofa, slightly facing him and bringing his hands to scratch on his shoulder, revealing his collar bones that made Jimin have breathing problems
He took a deep breath and placed the book he was reading on the coffee table in front of them before replying "okay, what is it?"
Taehyung beamed and threw the book he was holding behind him, probably throwing so hard, he heard a loud thud when it hit the carpeted floor
"Okay, so, mostly in every vampire novels or movies, I read or watched. You guys have a reputation of having sex with your victims or at least getting intimate with them before sucking them dry. Unless you kill them directly before drinking their blood" The boy fumbled with his long sleeves probably constructing his words and Jimin let his gaze wander from Taehyung's slender but long fingers to his collar bones which were now very much exposed because of how loose the sweater he had on was, he involuntarily licked his lips when his eyes focused on the veins on the boy's neck
"Uhm? Jimin? Are you even listening?
"O-oh? Uhm. Y-yeah, I was. Go on."
Taehyung arched his eyebrows, not convinced but proceeded to talk, "okay, so my question is, why do you guys make out or have sex with your victims? Can't you just suck their blood, to get it over and done with?"
Jimin let out a hearty laugh (although he knows he doesn't have one. Okay, so maybe he does, but it's not beating anymore. Same thing.) curling his body backwards and covering his mouth with his hand. A habit he had, even when he was still a warm human.
"What's funny?" The human beside him pouted. Jimin took all the nerves in his body to not coo and pinch Taehyung's cheeks, since the young'un thinks of him rather coolly. Taehyung adores him, and Jimin doesn't wanna change that.
He cleared his throat and leaned against the sofa.
"Well, we can't help it if we vampires are oozing with pheromones." Jimin started, looking at Taehyung and smirked while he continued, the youngest opened his mouth as if he had something to say but decided to against it and looked at Jimin attentively
Jimin smiled as he played with the rings on his finger, "Say, if you were a vampire, Taehyung, and someone voluntarily offers themself to you, would you say no?"
Taehyung leaned on the sofa, his index and thumb on his cheeks "But, that doesn't answer my question, Jimin."
"Okay, well, have you ever had sex, Taehyung?"
Jimin heard Taehyung's heart beat rapidly in his chest and he chuckled when he saw the others face
"I see, you haven't" Jimin teased which caused the brunette to cover his face with his hands as he muttered a small 'whatever'
"Well, have you read about how having sex is like doing cardio, then?"
"Yes, I have! I read a lot of those on facebook and twitter! And they even said kissing can make you lose calories!" he replied enthusiastically but then Taehyung's face went from excited to dazed in a matter of seconds
"Wait, does that mean you have sex with them to be fit?" he asked, eyebrows knitted in confusion. Jimin let out another obnoxious laugh
"No, silly. That's not it." He lifted his feet up on the coffee table and crossing his hands on his stomach before continuing, "when you're doing cardio, your heart races, right? and it starts pumping out more blood— fresh blood."
He turned towards Taehyung who was looking and nodding at him intently, he smiled and resumed
"People working out especially those who are running would be a good candidate, but we can't possibly go after them and bite their necks while they're running, can we?"
He heard Taehyung laugh, that low laugh Jimin loves to hear
"That would be such a hassle and a total mess, plus vampire's, well some, are lazy creatures, so what better way to drink fresh blood, than have sex with your victim? It's literally a win-win for us. Two birds, one stone." He said with a smug look on his face and winked at Taehyung who was gaping at him
"We don't just get to drink fresh blood, we also get to have mind blowing, delicious sex!" he proclaimed as he stood up and stretched the kinks on his joints
Taehyung was a bit flushed, but he remained quiet and stayed glued on the sofa. Jimin took this as an opportunity to tease the younger
"So, since you got your answer, would you like to try it out? Wanna have mind blowing, delicious sex with me, Tae? I'll make sure to be gentle, since it'll be your first" he winked, biting his bottom lip seductively and smiled as he and the said boy we're having a staring contest
Taehyung gulped and stood as fast as he could, turning more red than ever, his heart beat was racing abnormally and Jimin laughed as he watched the younger run towards the hallway, muttering a 'jerk' before completely disappearing.
Jimin smiled and picked up the book he was reading earlier, remembering that one time he heard Taehyung jerking off in his room, repeating Jimin's name like mantra