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"But that stuff's not actually... real, right?" Alex seated himself on the floor, stretching himself awkwardly over the arm of the couch as all available space on the cushions themselves was occupied. "Like, creepypasta or whatever. I know they're just stories but these guys in my class did that Three Kings ritual awhile ago and they swore it actually worked..."
Evan laughed, cutting in to answer before Jeff could get the chance to. "No, kid, mirror rituals aren't fucking real. Ghosts aren't real, zombies (unfortunately) aren't real, and buying old Sega games at garage sales won't get you spirited away. People who believe in this shit are just really fucking--" He stopped midsentence, silently interrupted by Noah glaring from beside him. "Sorry, let me amend that. With apologies to the late Milo Asher, most people who believe in this shit are just really fucking deluded. So, if you were worried about venturing out into the woods tomorrow, rest assured that the scariest thing that'll happen is Vinny not being able to stream his fucking anime in HQ."
[scene cuts, Always Sunny music plays with the caption "The Gang Encounters a Skinwalker."]