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Aethas is shopping in Dalaran and spies some new bath oil that's apparently all the rage. He buys a bottle and heads home. He doesn't read the label because he's a smart and talented mage, so he just upends the entire thing into his bath. He gets in: but it's too slippery! His freckled ginger body is just sliding around in there! He panics, unsure how he will ever escape. After twenty minutes of slippin' he realises the only way out is to open a portal directly underneath him, so that he will fall through it to safety. He opens a portal to Sunfury Spire - it works! He's free! But the water and oil come too and he is so slick and slippery. He tries to stand and the floor is tiled! He just keeps slidin'! (Insert Hanna-Barbera stumble SFX and Aethas going "woooAAAAoooooHhhh!!", flailing his arms!). Eventually he has to ice block himself to stop his greasy travels! Halduron finds this spectacle and has it moved to the throne room to thaw. A marvellous ice sculpture which Rommath in particular finds very charming.