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    descartes: but who r u

    descartes: how did u even get my number

    unknown: my friends

    unknown: they go around handing my numbers to drunk college students every friday night at cheap shitty bars

    descartes: oh shit thats probs how i got ur number

    descartes: i felt that in my dead black soul

    descartes: mine writes my number on toilet cubicles

    descartes: but he doesnt do it in one place he told me he wrote it on every mens toilet he goes into

    descartes: i got liek 5 unknowns last week trynna bribe me into things from getting a sugar daddy to testing out a contraceptive pill using crocodile shit

    unknown: i think i snorted rice up my nose
     

    Yoo Kihyun suffers a lot. Lim Changkyun has terrible friends. Jooheon keeps getting lost. Minhyuk and Hyunwoo are those people in a relationship that makes people want to have one. Hoseok is flirting with Hyungwon but it's not working. Hyungwon just wants to sleep.

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