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Arbiter
“Ducky! Ducky!” Abby and Bishop greeted eagerly.
“Ladies.” Ducky nodded.
“You're just the person we were looking for Ducky.” Abby exclaimed.
“What can I do for you two?” Ducky tilted his head curiously.
“We need you to be our arbiter. Bishop and I have a problem that we can't resolve on our own.” Abby explained.
“Well perhaps if you explain what the problem is, I can help.”
“Abby insists that Tony and Gibbs are together. I'm pretty sure Tony and McGee are together. Tony spends the night at both of their houses. We were hoping you could tell us who Tony is actually sleeping with.” Bishop offered.
“Even if I knew I wouldn't tell you. I suggest you ask Tony.”
Abby pouted as both her and Bishop turned and left autopsy. They'd have to figure out another solution to their dilemma.
